B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Scott Coker should pay Rumble Johnson whatever he wants to come out of retirement and just wreck this entire LHW division.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 02:56

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:19

Rigel: Nov 11, 2016

I haven't cared less about the upcoming decision announcement of the winner of a title fight in a while.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 02:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

About six months ago we got to see Jon Fitch v Jake Shields, and it was exactly what you'd expect.

It was still more enjoyable than this.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 02:58

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Bader Nation

# ? Jun 25, 2017 02:59

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

lol at Mirgliotti pump faking the hand raise

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:00

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

HAHA loving perfect.

Champion Bader.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:00

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

That was the best MMA PPV lead in fight since Shields vs. Woodley, a masterpiece.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:00

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

lol

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:01

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Le Saboteur posted:

Dana White must be laughing right now.

I was then and am now too hahahahahaha

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Given the rankings in the UFC at LHW Bader is now arguably the #3 LHW in the world.

Someone get Volkan Oezdemir on the phone.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:01

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Lol why would anyone give ryan bader money

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:01

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

Bader Era let's go

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:01

NObodyNOWHERE: Apr 24, 2007; Now we are all sons of bitches.; Hell Gem

Haha I love how Goldy is all like, "We'll talk to Bader after this!" and Spike TV is like, "gently caress THAT!"

Immediately roll in to Independence Day.

Edit - Whoops he said on PPV. Still funny to me.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:02

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Watching Independence Day ftw

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:06

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Lets go Brett Grimace.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:08

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

"Brett Grimace" is totally a made-up Create-A-Fighter name

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:08

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

Mauro is so much worse than Goldberg

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:09

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Larkin wins the walkout battle.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:12

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Mauro is so much worse than Goldberg

What, you don't appreciate wordplay like, "He has sleeping pills for fists!"? :colbert:

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:12

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Who let a peacock into the arena?

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:12

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Does Bellator give their champions a timidity disease?

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:22

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

What, you don't appreciate wordplay like, "He has sleeping pills for fists!"?

At least it sounds like the b leagues again

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:24

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

Rory is

like always

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Commentary in a discussion about Rory Mac nicknames was the best moment so far.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:26

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Holy hell I thought Larkin was 100% out there.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:27

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

This thread sure died with Bader/Davis. This fight has been pretty crappy too.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:42

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Rubellavator posted:

This thread sure died with Bader/Davis. This fight has been pretty crappy too.

Still watching Independence Day, here.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:44

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Rubellavator posted:

This thread sure died with Bader/Davis. This fight has been pretty crappy too.

I'm sure Bellator is enthused about how lovely the fight has been

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:47

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rubellavator posted:

This thread sure died with Bader/Davis. This fight has been pretty crappy too.

This fight is better than the bar that was set, but that changes it from "abysmal" to merely "there"

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:47

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

is Pico fighting next?

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:48

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Skip My Posts posted:

is Pico fighting next?

Yeah

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:49

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

That fight was more boring than bad and I'm just waiting for things to get funny again

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:49

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

vaginal facsimile posted:

Still watching Independence Day, here.

Will Smith lands a pretty sweet punch in the first 15 minutes of that movie.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:50

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I hope whoever this Pico guy is gets wrecked.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:53

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Le Saboteur posted:

I hope whoever this Pico guy is gets wrecked.

same, but by way of a dreadfully slow 29-28 split decision

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:54

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Rory is diggin' a grave.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:55

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Rory with the most :geno:

trash talk ever

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Benne posted:

Rory with the most trash talk ever

Truth to power I guess, it was hardly a dominating performance.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:58

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Benne posted:

Rory with the most trash talk ever

Rory is literally a few words away from just saying he "wasn't impressed by your performance"

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:58

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# ? May 27, 2024 13:19

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Goldberg with classic AHM NOT IMPREZZED WIT YUR PERFORMANZE drop right as I'm thinking of it in regards to that signature MacDonald high energy. this is fresh

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:58

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