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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


I'm the knife in the loaf

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Fozzy The Bear posted:

"He missed weight by 3 pounds?? That professional athlete is fat," - 300 lb goons who stop working out because of a pimple.

As a fighter, half of your job is to make weight. Stupid fat goons are allowed to criticize his failure.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

What's the reasoning for the card not happening tonight?

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
They don't want to compete with the Bellator pay-per-view.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Gramps posted:

I met him at the Walgreens by my house a few years ago. He and Rose were living in the apartment complex next door. Super ultra nice guy. We talked for a few minutes and he told me about basically taking a dive in his kickboxing match cause he was getting screwed on pay. I definitely wanted to touch his biceps :swoon:

That rules. They both seem so nice and also have at least one very good dog. We don't deserve that kind of human quality.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

The Dave posted:

What's the reasoning for the card not happening tonight?

Bellator PPV tonight in MSG.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Dave posted:

What's the reasoning for the card not happening tonight?

They were terrified of the drawing power of Phil Davis v Ryan Bader

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Lid posted:

They were terrified of the drawing power of Phil Davis v Ryan Bader

well certainly no one is scared of their punching power

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I.N.R.I posted:

I bet people will be lining up to call him out

usually happens at a drive-thru yea

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Good lord, Hendricks only eats deer meat and well done steak for protein. Smdh Jonie Biggg Riggg, you gonna get the gout.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Now that we saw Fedor and Matt Mitrione die but only Fedor die legally, I hope you guys are ready for some less funny Sunday night fights.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824872

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

just randomly bumped into amanda nunes and din thomas

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i told her good luck vs schevchenko she asked "who?"

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

gif Probst posted:

i told her good luck vs schevchenko she asked "who?"

Wow. Seems like she's pretty stupid.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Work Friend Keven posted:

Wow. Seems like she's pretty stupid.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
lol

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Did Cody Garbrant beat up that body builder today

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004

God drat, Yamasaki.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jota posted:

Did Cody Garbrant beat up that body builder today

haha what?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
-the bodybuilder noshowed
-Cody waited for 2 hours
-Cody left
-the bodybuilder mysteriously arrived as soon as Cody was gone
-Cody returned
-the bodybuilder mysteriously disappeared immediately


https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6jfth0/cody_garbrandt_waiting_for_bodybuilder_matthew/

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Soothing Vapors posted:

-the bodybuilder noshowed
-Cody waited for 2 hours
-Cody left
-the bodybuilder mysteriously arrived as soon as Cody was gone
-Cody returned
-the bodybuilder mysteriously disappeared immediately


https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6jfth0/cody_garbrandt_waiting_for_bodybuilder_matthew/

Jesus christ

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

henkman posted:

Jesus christ

the fact that Cody spent all day trying to fight an internet troll makes me laugh a little bit every time I think about it

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
I like that according to that thread Team Alpha chased the guy down while shirtless and he got scared and drove the wrong way down a one way street to get away from them

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I mean, that bodybuilder/troll certainly is incredibly dumb and laughable, but Cody and his crew somehow manage to take it to yet another level.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
cody ducked that retarded guy

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JustineKish/status/879195708351533060

#Shithappens

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I didn't know bullshido was still a thing.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
Just watched the video of the choke and yes, Yamasaki stopped it two seconds too early. Also, can Michael Chiesa be the new Herb

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
there was literal poop in the cage I don't blame him for trying to leave early

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I can't believe i didn't watch the even where someone literally poo poo in the cage.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Soothing Vapors posted:

-the bodybuilder noshowed
-Cody waited for 2 hours
-Cody left
-the bodybuilder mysteriously arrived as soon as Cody was gone
-Cody returned
-the bodybuilder mysteriously disappeared immediately


https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6jfth0/cody_garbrandt_waiting_for_bodybuilder_matthew/
so Garbrandt found someone even stupider than himself but he had to go to some irrelevant, cowardly juicing twitter guido to do it? A PR smash!

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
♫ he's a dumbass... [Spooky Halloween voice]he is a huge dumbass he's a dumbass it was a pr smash

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Triticum Guzzler posted:

♫ he's a dumbass... [Spooky Halloween voice]he is a huge dumbass he's a dumbass it was a pr smash

Lol

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I'm more glad someone finally had the balls to call out Mario on that stupid heart than anything else

mewse
May 2, 2006

I'm with Yamasaki because Chiesa stopped defending himself

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
Chiesa: :gay:

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
Yamasaki looked super hungover though, like always

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Anyone heard anything about Khabib?

Edit--apparently he did an interview this weekend and is gunning for a return this fall. Tony told him he needs Jenny Craig lol

Gay Horney fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jun 26, 2017

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Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
The stoppage was premature but Chiesa was toast so it's kind of hard to really give a poo poo.

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