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Drunk Nerds posted:I was always shocked by how much flak floor pizza caught. I thought the pizza was plopped on the bare floor for a night for the longest time. I probably assumed that because of the way people were freaking out. IIRC they were in a hotel room so there wasn't really a fridge or any other way to store the pizza Also, The Saurus once bitched at me for not supporting him in GBS thread B becaude we happened to share the same opinion in GBS thread A. I don't remember anything about Thread A (it might have been the "Starry Skies Above Defends MGTOW" one, not sure) and I don't remember anything about thread B aside from the Saurus saying something insanely sexist and then going "I thought we were friends, bro" when I gave him poo poo In conclusion, good riddance
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Kelp Me! posted:uhhh, ok?  The joke is it's a spitoon because you don't swallow for him
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I thought the pizza was plopped on the bare floor for a night for the longest time. I probably assumed that because of the way people were freaking out. I'll never forget his long rear end post about his giant dick
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Choco1980 posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgiw9Y2sqV0&t=17s
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RFC2324 posted:I'll never forget his long rear end post about his giant dick Ah yes, if I recall the Saurus derailed the original r/incel thread to talk about stretching out his girlfriend's vagina. Class act, that guy. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784284&pagenumber=152&perpage=40#post464044141 The Saurus posted:guys with small dicks are luckier than guys with big dicks (like me) imo
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RFC2324 posted:I'll never forget his long rear end post about his giant dick No, no. His 1% dick. Remember the nomenclature.
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Samovar posted:No, no. His 1% dick. Remember the nomenclature. Sideshow-quality hog.
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Drunk Nerds posted:I was always shocked by how much flak floor pizza caught. Please don't try to normalize the consumption of old room temperature pizza, it's gross and people are right to make fun of them for it
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Ah yes, if I recall the Saurus derailed the original r/incel thread to talk about stretching out his girlfriend's vagina. Class act, that guy. She has/had vaginismus. He needed to stretch her out because her vagina was literally scared of dicks.
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poo poo I forgot "woe is me with my big ole dick" was him That was amazing
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Drunk Nerds posted:I was always shocked by how much flak floor pizza caught. This is america, you eat the whole pizza in one night or you don't eat the whole pizza at all.
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chitoryu12 posted:She has/had vaginismus. He needed to stretch her out because her vagina was literally scared of dicks. Is this for real? Not vaginismus, but his gf having it.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Is this for real? Not vaginismus, but his gf having it. Yeah. I know both of them from outside SA. Probably shouldn't detail that too much though.
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah. I know both of them from outside SA. Probably shouldn't detail that too much though. 1. Are they as big losers there as here 2. How much is he lying about his dick
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VanSandman posted:1. Are they as big losers there as here 1. Yes. I don't really want to risk doxxing them by saying more. 2. I don't know, but I mentioned it to a friend of mine who knows them and she remembers him talking about it being average.
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chitoryu12 posted:1. Yes. I don't really want to risk doxxing them by saying more. The only thing worse than dudes who humblebrag about their dicks being so big that they cause physical pain or difficulty to their partner is when those dudes turn out to have average-sized dicks and the pain/difficulty is because their partner has a medical condition (that they make All About Their Massive Dick) or they're just really lovely sex partners.
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Antivehicular posted:The only thing worse than dudes who humblebrag about their dicks being so big that they cause physical pain or difficulty to their partner is when those dudes turn out to have average-sized dicks and the pain/difficulty is because their partner has a medical condition (that they make All About Their Massive Dick) or they're just really lovely sex partners. who the hell just brings up their genitals to their friends like that. Like it's not even conversational sex talk from the sound of it if he's telling them the size of his dick. Lol wtf
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A Spider Covets posted:who the hell just brings up their genitals to their friends like that. Like it's not even conversational sex talk from the sound of it if he's telling them the size of his dick. Lol wtf Dudes with disappointing dongs will try to find any way to shoehorn "hey guys, my dick is huuuge" into any conversation.
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Hahaha that brings a dude I used to know who always complained about sitting on his balls (because they were so big you see) into a whole new light for me
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A Spider Covets posted:Hahaha that brings a dude I used to know who always complained about sitting on his balls (because they were so big you see) into a whole new light for me Don't tanookishame!
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Nuebot posted:Dudes with disappointing dongs will try to find any way to shoehorn "hey guys, my dick is huuuge" into any conversation. Friends of mine once talked about some weirdo spergy creep who when he got drunk, would whip it out at parties and walk around showing it off. According to everyone, there was very little to show, and yet it was shown nonetheless.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Don't tanookishame! 
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A Spider Covets posted:Hahaha that brings a dude I used to know who always complained about sitting on his balls (because they were so big you see) into a whole new light for me I sincerely hope he went to see a doctor about the impending malignant testicular cancer.
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Samovar posted:I sincerely hope he went to see a doctor about the impending malignant testicular cancer. This is going to have absolutely nothing to do with the forums or sagas but a very good friend of mine habitually adjusts his junk while seated. It's distracting. Watching some show that featured Epididymis as a joke he told me he'd actually had that so bad he was hospitalized briefly. Epididymis in popular culture directs to Ghostbusters 2 but it wasn't that
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syscall girl posted:This is going to have absolutely nothing to do with the forums or sagas but a very good friend of mine habitually adjusts his junk while seated. I think you mean epididymitis, which is a painful inflammation of the epididymis.
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Nuebot posted:Dudes with disappointing dongs will try to find any way to shoehorn "hey guys, my dick is huuuge" into any conversation. Yeah, which is annoying because they give people with actual monster dongs a bad name, like me, who has a massive, terrifying dick. It's very large.
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Scholtz posted:Yeah, which is annoying because they give people with actual monster dongs a bad name, like me, who has a massive, terrifying dick. It's very large. My dick too, is terrifying. So much so that the mere mention of it in a social situation is enough to make women run away.
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syscall girl posted:This is going to have absolutely nothing to do with the forums or sagas but a very good friend of mine habitually adjusts his junk while seated. I bet those science chicks dig that large cranium of his. Edit: monster dong owner here, as well. It warms my inner thigh and is nicknamed "P-nessy" for how legendary and virtually unseen it is. Also, it's Scottish and is consistently blurry in photographs. 
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That Nessie photo was just a picture of something small and unimpressive photographed funny, iirc. Just sayin.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I bet those science chicks dig that large cranium of his. Appropriate, as I hear much like the Loch Ness monster you're just two big humps and then you disappear.
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darkwasthenight posted:Appropriate, as I hear much like the Loch Ness monster you're just two big humps and then you disappear. I gotta say, well done. 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I bet those science chicks dig that large cranium of his. as a scot i call my dick the "Caledonian Porridge Cannon"
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I gotta say, well done. Looking back, I should have gone with 'two humps and a wave' really.
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darkwasthenight posted:Appropriate, as I hear much like the Loch Ness monster you're just two big humps and then you disappear. Could have gone with non-existent.
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