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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jamesman posted:

I don't want to see any of these people have sex.

I don't even want to know these people have sex.

british_people.txt

edit: new page snipe



Butt Pirates?

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




If there is not a scene of the Jezza-alike awkwardly high-fiving someone in the boob, then there was absolutely no point in this being made.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Memento posted:

british_people.txt

edit: new page snipe



Butt Pirates?

Space pirates. Pirates. Butt in space. Duh. Also They're based on Uranus.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I'm laughing far to hard at Gladimhere Putitin

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



I'm loving Trump's baby hands

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is that an actual porn parody, even by British standards these people are not very attractive

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

http://www.bbc.com/sport/taekwondo/40391326

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

they went with Tronald Dump?! Not like, Fondled Rump or even Dongald Hump? This is a sad day for bad pun names

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Memento posted:

british_people.txt

edit: new page snipe



Butt Pirates?

Well duh, uranus misery is usually a result of butt pirates

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/wSwqZAn.mp4

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Hah, I get it.

Because his name is Baker.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Look at all those dead birds...

Edit: the joke is the sheep are the birds not the white piles of trash

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Must be Texas

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Idgi

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The one on the left is a physical model

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

quote:

For those who don't want to watch: The video shows about a dozen victims with holes through them who were crushed by a shipping container

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
There was way too much setup for such a weak punchline.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Who What Now posted:

There was way too much setup for such a weak punchline.

I think it's a little better as a video than a gif. But yeah, the guy needs to work on his comic timing a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5yn16IzMwI

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Hammerstein from 2000AD in the 80's?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Stoatbringer posted:

Hammerstein from 2000AD in the 80's?

It's the Zaku II, the most common mass production Mobile Suit used by the Republic of Zeon during the One Year War. Somebody altered a model kit to look like the old Kunio Okawara artwork

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

His dick armor says "Beware of blast" :heysexy:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's the Zaku II, the most common mass production Mobile Suit used by the Republic of Zeon during the One Year War. Somebody altered a model kit to look like the old Kunio Okawara artwork

Trap sprung.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's the Zaku II, the most common mass production Mobile Suit used by the Republic of Zeon during the One Year War. Somebody altered a model kit to look like the old Kunio Okawara artwork



Hahahahahahaha now that is a funny picture

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Goddammit. This article really needs a better picture attached to it, because it has everything else.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...utterknife.html

quote:

An angry dwarf has been jailed after impersonating a Dalek from the TV series Doctor Who which led to him being Tasered twice by the police.

Ian Salter-Bromley, 55, stuck a sucker dart on his forehead and filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting: "Exterminate! Exterminate!" at two carers in his sheltered housing complex in Hull.

Salter-Bromley, who is 4ft tall, had initially been "quite jolly" but his mood changed and he threatened to kill one of the members of staff.

He returned to his flat and barricaded the door after they called the police and he was involved in a stand-off before he had to be Tasered twice, with police worried they would hit his colostomy bag.

The offence was committed during a campaign of public abuse after he defecated in a council office in protest his kitchen work tops had been mounted 8in too high for him to reach.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Phanatic posted:

Goddammit. This article really needs a better picture attached to it, because it has everything else.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...utterknife.html

This dude rules

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009



Instead of empty quoting; I'm going to post a funny picture.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phanatic posted:

Goddammit. This article really needs a better picture attached to it, because it has everything else.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...utterknife.html

This guy owns.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

For sharing on social media:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Elephants have Invented the perpetual motion machine...

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

skasion posted:

Here's Han Solo fist fighting a giant otter.



They don't seem to be fighting or even looking at each other

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

good doge

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
The hell is that giant otter wearing anyway?!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Not so much an ouroboros as an eleblowus.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Feeling poor due to the decrease in real wages since the 70s? Buck up, chum, bread and circuses have never been a better deal.














My phone does all those things, and cost $100.

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