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zuck won't win poo poo and i am moderately certain this post will age well
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:57 |
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logikv9 posted:zuck won't win poo poo and i am moderately certain this post will age well
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:58 |
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"how did zuck convince rural working whites and southern black voters to vote for the facebook dude??" -me, in 2021 as president zuck decrees mandatory facebook for all
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:59 |
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maybe i should work on my false facebook superhero persona, butt chicken
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:00 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:prison laborers will be paid in facebook shares and exclusive app offers new currency of america: Zuck's Bux
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:00 |
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watch this ad to subtract thirty minutes from your prison sentence
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:01 |
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https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/878718261906481152
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:06 |
Learning all about society from a carefully chosen man who's about the same height as me, a normally tall man who's perfectly qualified to be boss.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 22:44 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:Obama is 6'9" nice
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:32 |
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facebook gave me water and food and healthcare via "like tokens"
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:33 |
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FuriousxGeorge posted:it sounds like he supports legalizing pot. congrats on winning my vote zuckerberg
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:33 |
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Lastgirl posted:so sucky that he has his own thread and not in the suck zone anymore rip hes bad enough to merit it, IMO
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:41 |
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logikv9 posted:zuck won't win poo poo and i am moderately certain this post will age well -me, re: trump, june of 2015
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:42 |
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I'd like to think that Zuck's complete lack of personality compared to Trump allows people to see through his transparent pandering, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:52 |
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Zuck gonna win rural whites with a cornbread, sour cream, tater tot abomination that will haunt your nightmares
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 23:56 |
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I'm an easy mark for Zuckerberg!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 00:33 |
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pushpins posted:Zuck gonna win rural whites with a cornbread, sour cream, tater tot abomination that will haunt your nightmares it will work too i'm a cuck 4 zuck!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 01:28 |
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ZUCCD
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 01:32 |
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ScrubLeague posted:Do you think Zuck has ever been to one of those poverty camps for rich people i'm sure he's visited twitter hq
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:27 |
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That emotional manipulation feed experiment was just the early stages of the zuckerberg election feed algorithm
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:54 |
lancemantis posted:That emotional manipulation feed experiment was just the early stages of the zuckerberg election feed algorithm He's already deployed it. He used it to get Trump elected (proof of concept for investors that he could use his platform to brainwash people into doing literally anything, no matter how ridiculous). Also had the advantage of installing someone he could easily beat and avoided any confrontations with Hillary's assasin squads
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:12 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:He's already deployed it. He used it to get Trump elected (proof of concept for investors that he could use his platform to brainwash people into doing literally anything, no matter how ridiculous). this is my new favorite conspiracy theory
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:29 |
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it wasn't the russians at all, they were actually trying to protect us, what fools we are!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 07:24 |
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3 of the past 5 US presidents were Ivy League-educated Northeasterners elected by the rural working white
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 07:28 |
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Dick Suckerberg.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 08:44 |
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Man Musk posted:3 of the past 5 US presidents were Ivy League-educated Northeasterners elected by the rural working white Yes, they definitely won because of the demographic that's voted the least in the last 30 years
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 11:09 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:i'm a cuck 4 zuck!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 13:32 |
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*clicks the follow button* NOT
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 14:07 |
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Pro: Zuck will institute UBI Con: You lose UBI payments if you fail to attend the daily virtual Agile Scrum meeting.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 14:36 |
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MaxxBot posted:Pro: Zuck will institute UBI Zuck will abolish unis and make coding boot camp attendance mandatory in order to collect on UBI benefits
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 14:43 |
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I predict Zuckerberg will either run for president of America, or president of the united states of Facebook. Time will tell and in either path he'll be likely favored to win. Join an OStatus network, stop the future today by going beyond the future.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:15 |
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The long primary, starting 5 years before the election you're gonna participate in.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:20 |
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Peel posted:it's not like he's going to have positions distinct from the generic democrats he's running against so why would you vote for him over someone who actually knows how the political system works
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:21 |
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succ posted:
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:22 |
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MaxxBot posted:Pro: Zuck will institute UBI Your data is very important and you don't even know it. Facebook is free because you being on facebook makes them money beyond the minor amount they get from advertising.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:24 |
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zucks campaign lookin more sincere than clintons at least
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:26 |
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A thread about Facebook and Zuck is never complete without a polar opposite: Richard Stallman https://stallman.org/facebook.html e: Check this hot political deets archive: https://www.stallman.org/archives/2017-mar-jun.html ThndrShk2k has issued a correction as of 16:50 on Jun 25, 2017 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:46 |
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Andrei Dorkovsky posted:zucks campaign lookin more sincere than clintons at least At least he actually visited rust belt states....
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:47 |
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clinton absolutely visited rust belt states on the days that the primary elections were happening
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 18:04 |
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Butt Fuckerberg.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 18:33 |