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Who came out the best from this show?
This poll is closed.
Roman Reigns 1 1.15%
Braun Strowman 32 36.78%
Samoa Joe 17 19.54%
Big Cass 7 8.05%
Clonfroggio you loving moron. Jesus Christ. 30 34.48%
Total: 87 votes
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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

We have to lose that sax solo

I don't get it. :smith:

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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I don't get it. :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

loving brilliant. Should've known it was good, as it was an RGL post.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Dolph was the least worst part of @midnight

If he was on there with Dave and Patrice he'd have choked but whatever

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Apparently Kevin Owens called Mike and Maria after their TNA contract expired and told them it would be stupid of them to renew their contract with TNA and just wait for the WWE call!

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

what is the whole kanellis gimmick anyway? i watched them on tna a few times and she would just come out and talk about being a miracle in a really stilted voice and i don't even remember either them wrestling. of course this is tna so i don't remember much outside of crazzy steve.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

rovert posted:

Apparently Kevin Owens called Mike and Maria after their TNA contract expired and told them it would be stupid of them to renew their contract with TNA and just wait for the WWE call!

So any day now Kevin Owens will attack them on Smackdown?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

They're just cocky, arrogant heels where the lady does most of the talking and leads the show. Like Bennett its nothing revolutionary or exciting, its just done solidly.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Mulaney Power Move posted:

what is the whole kanellis gimmick anyway? i watched them on tna a few times and she would just come out and talk about being a miracle in a really stilted voice and i don't even remember either them wrestling. of course this is tna so i don't remember much outside of crazzy steve.

He took her last name.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
She's the star and he's the trophy husband, it's, as people have noted, just the Miz and Maryse's gimmick with the gender roles flipped.

I'm not sure who Mike works with for his first program, though. Maybe Dillinger? Or Harper? I could see them try to pull some kind of "Harper's an ugly redneck who will never know true love" angle.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/878764720605585409

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

rovert posted:

Apparently Kevin Owens called Mike and Maria after their TNA contract expired and told them it would be stupid of them to renew their contract with TNA and just wait for the WWE call!

Good dude, that Kevin Owens. Heck of a dude.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Who's he supposed to be? Google says former football player??

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

He's a better promo than a lot of the roster.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Who's he supposed to be? Google says former football player??

hes the best heel manager in sports

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

VJeff posted:

Hmmmm why that's over ten years ago now.

They should definitely come back. Yup. Wrestlemania 35. That'll be cool.

Unironically agreeing with this.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

oatgan posted:

hes the best heel manager in sports

Pretty much. If you don't know about him, you're not a big baller.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

what is the whole kanellis gimmick anyway?

You'll never have a love like their love.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

The only reason putting LaVar Ball on RAW should be to take a massive bump

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

DukeofCA posted:

You'll never have a love like their love.

i don't need wrestlers to tell me that :(

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
The 10 year anniversary is a reminder to every small, technically sound wrestler coming up through NXT to do their best to not be an underdog main eventer in 2024 so they can avoid the Wrestlemania Ending In Zero curse

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Lavar ball is going to dump titus in a trash can and sign tozawa to big baller brand

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

schweens posted:

Lavar ball is going to dump titus in a trash can and sign tozawa to big baller brand

I will buy $250 Tozawa flip flops

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
WWE finally getting in on mainstream relevance at the exact correct time. Right after Lonzo got drafted, and before he's revealed himself to be a draft bust.

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

I really wish Michael Sam would have come on RAW to speak his mind.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I hope Lonzo takes a ladder bump

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Caesarian Sectarian posted:

I really wish Michael Sam would have come on RAW to speak his mind.
hahahahaha i forgot about how tacky this was.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Accident Underwater posted:

I will buy $250 Tozawa flip flops

They aren't flip flops, they're slides.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Jenkem Delivery posted:

The only reason putting LaVar Ball on RAW should be to take a massive bump

Machine Gun Kelly should get more props, that was a great segment with Owens. Actually K-Fed's celebrity guest appearances were really good too. Would the product be better with mandatory white rappers?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Benne posted:

The GLOW show finally dropped on Netflix. It's really good so far.

"What if hugging people is your gimmick?"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.instagram.com/p/BVw26jnl9qC/ Jericho/Itami in Tokyo Friday

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

nooneofconsequence posted:

"What if hugging people is your gimmick?"

GLOW may also feature the only time I've ever seen Alex Riley win a match.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

The Tomodachi of Jericho!

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Thinking about the recent turns (Cass, Bo has been flip-flopping on ME until recently, Axel, Apollo, Goldust) plus the relatively recent turns (Sheamus and Cesaro) there are so few faces left on RAW and then there's Roman lol.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


When the whole world's a heel, it just means more odds for the big dog to overcome :getin:

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
the shield's gonna need to beat a lot of people up when dean gets out of this miz feud.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If everyone's a heel then they have to cheer Roman.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Not to mention every single Raw champ is a heel. At least SmackDown has one face champ.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



And we're thankful for Jinder every day.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I said face, I clearly meant the Face of America, you dolt! :mad:

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