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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Not confirmed but it sounds like Big Rom posted some video where he's playing pickup in a field with a butt-tonne of Chelsea crests.

I read that as Big Ron (Atkinson) and it actually kinda makes sense.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
swansea definitely doesn't have an active nightlife :thunk:

https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/878897998553546755

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
More :thunk:
https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/878949998830002176

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
so basically everyone ive forgotten about is in china now?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Barcelona C maybe

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
He looked seriously good for about three games

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
Ah, Paulinho. Truly, a legend. Or possibly a proverb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuLCN7-uuZ8

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Swansea have apparently rejected a £27m bid by Everton for Gylfi

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Jose posted:

swansea definitely doesn't have an active nightlife :thunk:

https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/878897998553546755

Eh, outside of Wednesday, Friday and Saturday it's dead. And those nights are all student nights anyway.

Source: am a student living in Swansea

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Apparently Frank de Boer is signing a 3 year contract at crystal palace lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
newcastle want to sign jacob murphy and that would be a good signing imo

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Jose posted:

newcastle want to sign jacob murphy and that would be a good signing imo

Tell Rafa to gently caress off from me thanks

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I'd like any signings please

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

newcastle want to sign jacob murphy and that would be a good signing imo

Swansea seem to be linked to all the same players as the poo poo promoted clubs what's up with that???

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

sassassin posted:

Swansea seem to be linked to all the same players as the poo poo promoted clubs what's up with that???

you're a poo poo promoted club

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea City are an established Premier League team with fancy foreign owners.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sassassin posted:

Swansea City are an established Premier League team with fancy foreign owners.

You play uninspired football and are in Wales.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Shrapnig posted:

You play uninspired football and are in Wales.

Yes but he's talking about Swansea no need to get personal

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/ogcnice/status/879059499235016704
Mario signed a new contract with Nice

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

That's really good. Happy for him to find some continuity.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
they should re-sign ben arfa because balotelli and ben arfa on the same team would have no problems at all

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/JamieJackson___/status/879302932725891077
This is being reported everywhere now, so it must be true

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Whoa that happened very quickly. Seems weird that Chelsea would sell to United just like that.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sassassin posted:

Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

I think Conte wants Sandro from Juve, think they play in the same position

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

they want one of Monaco's midfielders

Palace got Franck De Boer in to replace big sam

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

julian assflange posted:

I think Conte wants Sandro from Juve, think they play in the same position

Sandro is a left back/wing back.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sassassin posted:

Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

Matic again in 2019.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/JamieJackson___/status/879302932725891077
This is being reported everywhere now, so it must be true

More big Serb lads is always good

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

trem_two posted:

Sandro is a left back/wing back.

Oh well

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

julian assflange posted:

I think Conte wants Sandro from Juve, think they play in the same position

They are pretty close to signing Bakayoko i think

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

sassassin posted:

Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40405216 Looks like Bakayoko, yes.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
This doesn't even make sense. wasn't matic one of the ringleaders of the anti mou crowd?

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

sassassin posted:

Who did Chelsea sign to upgrade on Matic?

Bakayoko has been the rumor for quite a while. Matic was on his way out once the league was won imo. 40m for Matic is great money.

blue footed boobie posted:

Whoa that happened very quickly. Seems weird that Chelsea would sell to United just like that.


Mata to United, Cech to Arsenal. Doesn't seem like Roman cares who he sells too. Also Matic can be a huge fraud at times.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
That's a good signing I think. Loads of money though. He's pushing 29 and he's a tackler rather than a playmaker, but I guess he is being signed by Jose Mourinho.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
Wondering if Chelsea really are waiting for this kit deal to go through so they can announce players. It was rumored that's why nothing has been announced yet, but now that deals seem to be close to going through... I'm expecting 5 announcements this weekend :getin:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Thom P. Tiers posted:

Wondering if Chelsea really are waiting for this kit deal to go through so they can announce players. It was rumored that's why nothing has been announced yet, but now that deals seem to be close to going through... I'm expecting 5 announcements this weekend :getin:

FFP accounting rolls over to the next season on Saturday, could be related to that.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

RideTheSpiral posted:

This doesn't even make sense. wasn't matic one of the ringleaders of the anti mou crowd?

Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer and make sure they're the defensive cover in your midfield.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

Brony Car posted:

Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer and make sure they're the defensive cover in your midfield.

Mourinho aims to accomplish his revenge on Matic [for/by] exposing [him/him] as a fraud.

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Obviously now that Mata is cool and good again Mou has to buy in a new scapegoat.

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