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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

i think deep down in some far gone sliver of trump's senile consciousness he wants to help "average" americans. he really does

it's just that he's a loving bigot and thinks that just pumping money into the military, cutting almost all federal spending by just not hiring people to run the gov't, and strongmanning people with his tough guy demeanor will accomplish this, which is obviously not gonna work and is actively killing his base

zuck is not senile and just a loving horrible person who sounds like kermit who will gently caress up society with his technocrat valley bullshit like musk but bad in different ways. he'd end up putting musk in a cabinet position and fuuuuuuuuuuuck that

now quote this and post a zuck pic

Zuck is cradling the ORB!!!! :orb:

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Baloogan posted:

oh i thought u were referencing death of a salesman

I was referencing that thing a guy said about Trump

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

fits my needs posted:

ZUCK

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:52

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

tbf i think its cute that zuck didnt ditch his sweetheart for some golddigger despite owning a bajillion bucks

almost makes me think hes capable of genuine human emotions

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

triple sulk posted:

i think deep down in some far gone sliver of trump's senile consciousness he wants to help "average" americans. he really does

it's just that he's a loving bigot and thinks that just pumping money into the military, cutting almost all federal spending by just not hiring people to run the gov't, and strongmanning people with his tough guy demeanor will accomplish this, which is obviously not gonna work and is actively killing his base

zuck is not senile and just a loving horrible person who sounds like kermit who will gently caress up society with his technocrat valley bullshit like musk but bad in different ways. he'd end up putting musk in a cabinet position and fuuuuuuuuuuuck that

now quote this and post a zuck pic

lol dude, Donny doesn't want to help anyone. He has no goals besides make money and gently caress ivanka

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

fits my needs posted:

Zuck is cradling the ORB!!!!

invisorble

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:53

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Ekster posted:

tbf i think its cute that zuck didnt ditch his sweetheart for some golddigger despite owning a bajillion bucks

almost makes me think hes capable of genuine human emotions

that makes me think he isn't because his algorithms probably posed the question at one point and he instinctively picked the more efficient outcome

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Nichael posted:

lol dude, Donny doesn't want to help anyone. He has no goals besides make money and gently caress ivanka

i said far gone sliver of his brain tbf

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Al! posted:

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ekster posted:

tbf i think its cute that zuck didnt ditch his sweetheart for some golddigger despite owning a bajillion bucks

almost makes me think hes capable of genuine human emotions

don't look down on golddiggers

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/879119546304659456

sniff my piss

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

MaxxBot posted:

_{_{_ZUCK!}}

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Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/WLWT/status/879119546304659456

sniff my piss

that photo is amazing

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:55

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

triple sulk posted:

i said far gone sliver of his brain tbf

Not even there. Don't humanize the Donny.

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:56

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I don't think he's ever given a poo poo about average Americans. He's proud of the fact that he's been a complete rear end in a top hat since he was super little and tells stories about how he was happy he hit his teachers & poo poo like that.

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Flavius Belisarius posted:

Imitation syrup is better imo. Much lighter, no bitterness. Maple syrup is one of those holdovers from when people had to drain trees to taste anything sweet. Guess what? We don't have to do that anymore.

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

juche avocado posted:

i haven't pressed it to my lips because i am a neophyte

Ooh cool. Imo Scotch should be a process to appreciate. If you can get your hands on some Dalwhinnie or Glenkinchie, these are v good light starter Scotch. Move onto the more solid Highlands like your standard Glenlivit, MacAllan 12 years (my favorite Highland right now is Balvenie 14 year Caribbean cask). Once you've gotten used to the gradual smoke slope, go all out and try Ardbeg 10 year. It's good as gently caress and you might like it or hate it right off the bat even if you haven't tried other Scotches, but I like the idea of going into something on that extreme end with a bit of context.

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

i'd vote for zuck god bless him

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:57

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

drink oban

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

fits my needs posted:

hmmm, enough zuck for today?

oh hey look, we don't have to worry about him being president

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:58

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

I only drink the finest mouthwash

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docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

GobiasIndustries posted:

I don't think he's ever given a poo poo about average Americans. He's proud of the fact that he's been a complete rear end in a top hat since he was super little and tells stories about how he was happy he hit his teachers & poo poo like that.

He wants people to like him. This is the beginning and the end of understanding Trump. If he were capable of making the leap to "if I do nice things for people, they will like me", the U.S. would be a very different place right now.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

mods pls rename Suck Zone to Zuck Zone tia

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Flavius Belisarius posted:

Ooh cool. Imo Scotch should be a process to appreciate. If you can get your hands on some Dalwhinnie or Glenkinchie, these are v good light starter Scotch. Move onto the more solid Highlands like your standard Glenlivit, MacAllan 12 years (my favorite Highland right now is Balvenie 14 year Caribbean cask). Once you've gotten used to the gradual smoke slope, go all out and try Ardbeg 10 year. It's good as gently caress and you might like it or hate it right off the bat even if you haven't tried other Scotches, but I like the idea of going into something on that extreme end with a bit of context.

ITT flavor advice from someone who thinks that corn syrup is better than maple syrup

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Bert Roberge posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/879108615063445506

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Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

triple sulk posted:

mods pls rename Suck Zone to Zuck Zone tia

they are two separate threads now

and the suck of the suck zone moved here a long time ago

chaos reigns

# ? Jun 26, 2017 00:59

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

I can't wait til 2019 when people are hanging on the edge of their seats waiting for Zuck to announce his candidacy and he's all "...why are people looking at me like that?"

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

triple sulk posted:

drink oban

Yeah that too

# ? Jun 26, 2017 01:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i changed my mind

i wanna see how absurd the FAKE NEWS about zuck can get

let's see how deep right wing insanity goes

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Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

give one example where trump did something genuinely nice without it somehow feeding his ego or clearly benefitting him

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

triple sulk posted:

mods pls rename Suck Zone to Zuck Zone tia

Imagine the "If they mated" result if you combined Zuck with the scammer chick that was running Theranos.

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Ekster posted:

i would actually applaud zuckerberg getting bodyslammed by trump on stage and im glad of it!

# ? Jun 26, 2017 01:02

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

triple sulk posted:

i changed my mind

i wanna see how absurd the FAKE NEWS about zuck can get

let's see how deep right wing insanity goes

jewish media conspiracy, bing bong so simple

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Zuck is a MESS!

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

I stopped paying attention, what's going on right now?

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