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End of 2023-24 Regular Season Update Transaction News 2/24/24 NJ gets: 3 prospects PIT gets: Jon Merrill & Ogie Ogilthorpe III Notable Stats Thomas lead the NHL in Points, Aydin was 3rd, Poost was 5th Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Poost was 2nd, Athanatos was 4th, Aydin was 5th Thomas finished 2nd in +/- Windros lead the league in PIM, Jemima was 2nd, O'Bourke was 4th, Biscuits & Provolone were 5th Murphy played the 2nd most MIN in the NHL Johnson finished 3rd in the AHL in Points & Goals Glomma lead the AHL in PIM, Johns was 5th Glomma finished 4th in hits Comments Paskiainen split time with Hellebuyck in WPG, and they split it right down the middle. Same exact Minutes for both Thomas is going to come away from this season with a lot of awards http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:23 |
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Toronto's consistent ability to sit #2-3 at the all-star break and then fall out of the playoffs by the end of the season is quite something.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 01:52 |
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Oh no, we suck again!
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:44 |
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End of 2023-24 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Islanders Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Calgary Flames Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Seth Jones -- Columbus Blue Jackets Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) V. Valentenko -- Columbus Blue Jackets Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Linus Soderstrom -- New York Islanders Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Joonas Korpisalo -- Columbus Blue Jackets William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Joonas Korpisalo -- Columbus Blue Jackets Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Steven Santini -- New Jersey Devils Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders AHL Awards Calder Cup (AHL's Stanley Cup) Hershey Bears Macgregor Kilpatrick Trophy (AHL's President's Trophy) Lehigh Valley Phantoms John B. Sollenberger Trophy (Most Regular Season Points) C. Addison -- San Diego Gulls Les Cunningham Award (League MVP) C. Addison -- San Diego Gulls Willie Marshall Award (Most Regular Season Goals) B. Turakov -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Dudley "Red" Garrett Memorial Award (Rookie of the Year) B. Turakov -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Eddie Shore Award (Best Defenseman) C. Addison -- San Diego Gulls Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender) M. Russo -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP) R. Patterson -- Hershey Bears Fred T. Hunt Memorial Award (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) S. Aho -- Charlotte Checkers Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement) C. Cameron -- Wilkes/Barre-Scranton Penguins Harry "Hap" Holmes Memorial Award (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) M. Neuvirth -- Lehigh Valley Phantoms Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- Jus Poost CAR -- Gord Goron DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke MIN -- Taro Tsujimoto MTL -- Scott Johns NJ -- Miracle Johnson NYI -- Nippon Ichi NYR -- Ewic Windros PHI -- Bubba Biscuits PHI -- Hugh Jass PIT -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III TOR -- Gord Murphy TOR -- Aldrig Glomma VAN -- Jack Bauer VAN -- Kaido Hoovelson WSH -- Puck Sonette Comments Thomas wins basically every award, even the Stanley Cup with Ichi Aydin might become a steady Selke winner Dundee was injured leading up and during the playoffs, so he didn't play Will we see any other goons change teams this offseason? Will anyone decide to fuckoff to Russia? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:47 |
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I like how, two and a half seasons into his NHL career, Floaty McPylon looks like Erik Karlsson 2.0. Now give my beautiful Belarussian boy more awards, EA.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:08 |
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COME ON JUICE. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. GET THE gently caress OUT OF BOSTON.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:25 |
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BUBBERS!!! What the hell was that second half of the season? Why are you trying to get assists and not take cheap penalties? You only had two penalties in the postseason for crying out loud!!! I'm expecting better things for you next season young man. If you're in the league at all.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 05:49 |
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just call him ole "Two Time" Thomas i can now rest easy knowing that my time in the NHL has been a success
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 18:27 |
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Puck with 172 hits and 2 shy for tying most hits for goons in the NHL. The angriest little man. For his sake, I hope he finds another team this offseason.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 19:14 |
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Cruz McBroozer puttin' up a respectable .76 points per game.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 19:29 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:just call him ole "Two Time" Thomas Thanks for dragging the Islanders 4th line to the Cup once more for glorious Nippon. yellowcar posted:Puck with 172 hits and 2 shy for tying most hits for goons in the NHL. Tiny, angry hitting machines are the best.
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 23:16 |
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Please Gord, please get out while there's still time!
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 00:50 |
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2024 Offseason News Notable Retirements Bobby Ryan Milan Lucic TJ Oshie Kyle Okposo PK Subban Eric Johnson Jason Demers Carey Price Marc-Andre Fleury Semyon Varlomov Cory Schneider Tuukka Rask Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/Ws5Kg -- http://imgur.com/a/rgyfu Transaction News BOS -- re-signed Jus Poost to a $36.9mil/4yr contract CAR -- re-signed Gord Gordon to a $16.9mil/3yr contract DAL -- re-signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $7.7mil/2yr contract MIN -- re-signed Taro Tsujimoto to a $0.775mil/1yr 2-way contract MTL -- re-signed Scott Johns to a $2.3mil/2yr contract NJ -- re-signed Miracle Johnson to a $2.1mil/2yr contract NYI -- re-signed Nippon Ichi to a $3.2mil/2yr contract NYR -- re-signed Ewic Windros to a $18.4mil/3yr contract PHI -- re-signed Bubba Biscuits to a $2mil/1yr contract PHI -- re-signed Hugh Jass to a $19.3mil/4yr contract PIT -- re-signed Ogie Ogilthorpe III to a $1.8mil/1yr contract TOR -- re-signed Gord Murphy to a $22.7mil/3yr contract TOR -- re-signed Aldrig Glomma to a $2.1mil/2yr contract VAN -- re-signed Jack Bauer to a $3.4mil/2yr contract VAN -- re-signed Kaido Hoovelson to a $3.7mil/2yr contract WSH -- re-signed Puck Sonette to a $2.5mil/1yr contract 2024-25 Opening Night Info BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 2nd Line FWD CHI -- assigned Jeremiah ThinkTank to Rockford in the AHL, his role is Other FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 1st Line FWD CBJ -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD DAL -- Anders Potetson is a 4th Line FWD DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke is a Top 6 DEF FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 3rd SCR Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF MIN -- assigned Taro Tsujimoto to Iowa in the AHL, his role is Other FWD MIN -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie MTL -- assigned Scott Johns to St. John's in the AHL, his role is 4th Line FWD MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD NSH -- Guy Fieri is a 3rd SCR Line FWD NJ -- Miracle Johnson is a 4th Line FWD NJ -- Danny Provolone is a Top 6 DEF NYI -- Nippon Ichi is a 4th Line FWD NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Ewic Windros is a 2nd Line FWD PHI -- assigned Stabby McStabson to Lehigh Valley in the AHL, his role is Depth FWD PHI -- Bubba Biscuits is a 3rd CHK Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF PIT -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III is a 4th Line FWD SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is an Elite Goalie TOR -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF VAN -- Jack Bauer is a 3rd CHK Line FWD VAN -- Southie Paux is a 3rd CHK Line FWD VAN -- Kaido Hoovelson is a Top 6 DEF WSH -- Puck Sonette is a 3rd CHK Line FWD WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is a Starting Goalie Comments Thomas is now in the Top 600 all-time Everybody returns to their respective team Jemima broke through the Grinder glass ceiling! Johnson starts the season in the NHL Glomma must have gotten a hold of some HGH or some experimental drug, because he is starting in the NHL (a really sizable OVR jump)
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:59 |
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MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD Linemates! Now we just gotta wait for Scott Johns to make it up
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 06:11 |
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Why in the world do they keep throwing me over a million a year to play in St Johns? It's like they almost got Habs management right. If they nailed it, I'd be playing 20 a night in the NHL.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 07:18 |
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loving go play the KHL McStabson you keep getting jerked around miro satan more like anton lander
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 15:34 |
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Goddamnit Puck, are you a glutton for punishment?
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 21:57 |
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well since i'm never going to put up numbers i'm just going to go ahead and choose to believe i'm an elite shot suppressor
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:23 |
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the miracle man is back
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:39 |
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2025 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Pacific - Floaty McPylon (3rd selection) Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (2nd selection) Central - Soup Athanatos (3rd selection) Central - Aunt Jemima (4th selection) Central - Aejix Dundee (3rd selection) Central - Mikku Paskiainen (1st selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (3rd selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (4th selection) Atlantic - Yokozuna (2nd selection) Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (5th selection) Atlantic (AHL) - Stabby McStabson (2nd selection) Transaction News 11/20/24 BOS gets: Jeremiah Thinktank CHI gets: 2025 4th Round Pick & a prospect Notable Stats Aydin leads the NHL in points, Poost is 2nd, Poost leads the NHL in goals, Athanatos is 2nd, Thomas is 3rd, Bortnik is 4th Poost is 3rd in +/- Top 5 PIM - Biscuits, O'Bourke, Jemima, Ogilthorpe, Provolone McStabson is 4th in the AHL in goals Johns leads the AHL in PIM Comments ThinkTank gets a new home and stays in the NHL Aydin.... All 3 goalies make the ASG (Central goalies are all pretty bad) Hoovelson, on the other hand, is last in the NHL in +/- http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 03:21 |
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bortnik does nothing but hit and score. i like
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 03:29 |
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Attaboy Bubbers! Already as many PIM as last season and you're lapping the field! Keep up the good work, maybe punch a ref or two for good luck.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 03:37 |
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Gord Murphy has given up.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 03:57 |
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The Islanders are going to win the Cup. Again.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 03:58 |
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the iowa wild will win the calder cup
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 04:14 |
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Personally, I love the positive correlation between PIM and points for me.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 06:31 |
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Contract year for me, so it's time to actually try again
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 07:20 |
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thinktank getting traded from chicago to boston is comedy gold
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 07:57 |
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only 3rd in the NHL for goals? simply not good enough Mr. Touchdown.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 12:39 |
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windros you piece of poo poo DO SOMETHING
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 13:38 |
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Come on Hugh, did that lovely 1 and done really make you think Philly was a contender?
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 15:22 |
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please kill me
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 17:00 |
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corn on the cop posted:thinktank getting traded from chicago to boston is comedy gold Ending his career on the Oilers would be the most fitting thing.
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 17:31 |
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Floaty McPylon is already 1st in career goon defenseman points and 8th in career goon points despite being one of the last two drafted. He's good (at offense).
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 17:31 |
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Kilza posted:He's good (at offense).
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# ? Jun 30, 2017 19:39 |
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I love the insane statlines this sim produces
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End of 2024-25 Regular Season Update Transaction News 2/16/25 - PHI called up Stabby McStabson from LV 3/1/25 NYR gets: Kaido Hoovelson VAN gets: 2026 1st Round Pick, a prospect ARZ gets: Scott Johns MTL gets: 2025 4th round pick, a prospect Notable Stats Aydin lead the NHL in Points, Poost was 2nd Poost lead the NHL in Goals, Bortnik was 2nd, Thomas was 3rd, Athanatos was 4th Aydin lead the NHL in +/-, Poost was 2nd Top 6 in PIM - Biscuits, Jemima, O'Bourke, Ogilthorpe III, Glomma, Provolone Comments Aydin is going to win just about every award Everybody has made it to the NHL now! From what I can gather for Windros' 2nd half, he played in 1 more game, got in a fight and was injured ever since. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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# ? Jul 1, 2017 06:16 |
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Hockles posted:
Well. That's incredibly fitting I guess!
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# ? Jul 1, 2017 17:42 |
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Well done Bubbers. For the first time in your life I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work.
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:23 |
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bavel has 101 goals in his career, to go along with 9 assists. bavel supremacy
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