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Iron Twinkie posted:Something something, I don't advocate for political violence blah blah blah whatever. That said , the best thing this silky soft, baby poo poo of a man could do for humanity is feed himself feet first into a wood chipper. This weak, oily moron owns more of the entire Earth than three quarters of a billion people. What in the god drat gently caress. and hes gonna be the next president lol
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Jun 26, 2017 05:39
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I was as down as everyone else here about the Zuck presidential campaign until I read today that he really likes Iowa. Really did a 180 on my opinion on him after that.
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Jun 26, 2017 05:41
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Homeless Friend posted:and hes gonna be the next president lol no he's gonna lose to trump bigly
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Jun 26, 2017 05:43
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They trust me - dumb fucks.
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Jun 26, 2017 05:52
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Iron Twinkie posted:Something something, I don't advocate for political violence blah blah blah whatever. That said , the best thing this silky soft, baby poo poo of a man could do for humanity is feed himself feet first into a wood chipper. This weak, oily moron owns more of the entire Earth than three quarters of a billion people. What in the god drat gently caress. 
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Jun 26, 2017 06:27
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well I was gonna sleep but not anymore
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zuck's gonna end up turning in lower numbers than hillary, and i'm gonna end up turning my liver into gristle on account of all the moonshine i'll be drinking.
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Jun 26, 2017 06:51
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ThndrShk2k posted:A movie about a ruling class dynasty isn't really working class. https://youtu.be/paq-ECNWqKQ
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Jun 26, 2017 07:49
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/879162564743237633 hey mike, is it too much to ask for you to make up your goddamned mind?
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Jun 26, 2017 08:09
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a contest sounds like more means-tested neolib policy
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Jun 26, 2017 08:14
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:https://twitter.com/thehill/status/879162564743237633
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Jun 26, 2017 08:20
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i'm really wanting to make some sort joke about billionaires and buy-somethingoranother but it's really late and i should have been asleep long ago.
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Iron Twinkie posted:Something something, I don't advocate for political violence blah blah blah whatever. That said , the best thing this silky soft, baby poo poo of a man could do for humanity is feed himself feet first into a wood chipper. This weak, oily moron owns more of the entire Earth than three quarters of a billion people. What in the god drat gently caress. he went to stanford and stumbled into some social media bullshit at the right time & place as it was already unfolding and he got infinite money for basically nothing, lmao
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Jun 26, 2017 08:51
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Hi Amerigoons. Is there an actual realistic chance that Mark Zuckerberg is going to run for president in 2020? Here is some Jeremy Corbyn from across the pond for your time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5IqdXbjak
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Jun 26, 2017 09:34
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Entropy238 posted:Hi Amerigoons. Is there an actual realistic chance that Mark Zuckerberg is going to run for president in 2020? yes, he's doing a lot of steps a classical politician would to warm up for a run for example, he's suddenly and without reason given up athiesm
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Jun 26, 2017 09:50
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Condiv posted:yes, he's doing a lot of steps a classical politician would to warm up for a run Bet that Zuck saw Bernie get some love and then and there decided his being Jewish wasn't a beep boop beep impediment to office anymore and the next day boop boop beep he practiced eating a hotdog with his hands and not a fork on the runup to Iowa.
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Entropy238 posted:Hi Amerigoons. Is there an actual realistic chance that Mark Zuckerberg is going to run for president in 2020? He's doing a PR photo-op tour of certain culturally-obscure but electorally-vital states, which is usually the kind of thing you only do if you're planning to run for President, but (a) someone I know who works at Facebook has assured me that he's just being an eccentric rich person and he does dumb attention-seeky fake-authenticity poo poo like this all the time, and (b) as far as I know the only people who are really paying attention are nerds like us who desperately want him to stop doing it so in other words it depends how cynical you are so in other words yes e: also that Jezza speech ruled and I especially like that he's giving it in an untucked shirt and chinos Ferdinand the Bull posted:Bet that Zuck saw Bernie get some love and then and there decided his being Jewish wasn't a beep boop beep impediment to office anymore and the next day boop boop beep he practiced eating a hotdog with his hands and not a fork on the runup to Iowa. Wait, did he give up atheism to go back to Judaism specifically, because I had been assuming that his chosen faith was "spiritual but not religious" because Zuck has already done the photo-op where he's standing in a black church looking soulful and avoiding the disdainful glare of the church lady beside him, which doesn't really jive with the whole Jewish thing, and also Bernie got loving murdered in the South which is where you'd expect not being Christian to hurt the most so it really was an impediment to him loquacius has issued a correction as of 13:09 on Jun 26, 2017 |
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Jun 26, 2017 13:05
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Vox Nihili posted:he went to stanford and stumbled into some social media bullshit at the right time & place as it was already unfolding and he got infinite money for basically nothing, lmao harvard, not stanford :cryingMAflag:
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Jun 26, 2017 13:13
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Maybe he's just collecting DNA of poor people from depressed regions to build an algorithm that would make oxy junkies physiologically addicted to Facebook instead
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Jun 26, 2017 13:18
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primaries are going to be rad as gently caress, Facebook will automatically purge all information about other candidates and zuck will be shook as gently caress when he gets given poo poo over it irl
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Jun 26, 2017 13:32
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"Facebook isn't censoring all the positive news anot Warren, stop being paranoid"
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Jun 26, 2017 13:51
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I don't have a Facebook account and I figure by this time next year ZuckerMen will be pointing at me and screeching NOT OF THE BODY like a mixed sci-fi metaphor.
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Jun 26, 2017 14:20
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Condiv posted:yes, he's doing a lot of steps a classical politician would to warm up for a run loquacius posted:He's doing a PR photo-op tour of certain culturally-obscure but electorally-vital states, which is usually the kind of thing you only do if you're planning to run for President, but (a) someone I know who works at Facebook has assured me that he's just being an eccentric rich person and he does dumb attention-seeky fake-authenticity poo poo like this all the time, and (b) as far as I know the only people who are really paying attention are nerds like us who desperately want him to stop doing it Thanks. I hope this is not the case and that sooner or later you get the Bernie as your president, hail satan. Entropy238 has issued a correction as of 14:40 on Jun 26, 2017 |
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Jun 26, 2017 14:36
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The thing about Zuckerberg is that he's pretty much a cipher. He could do some good or he could be a monster or he could just be an ineffective plastic leader who rubber-stamps some vaguely progressive stuff while keeping the current power dynamic firmly in place, or he could just flail around uselessly, or he could usher in the technological singularity, or he could be a full-on revolutionary and there's no actual way to know ahead of time. Which is why I don't think he'll do well at all if he does enter politics, particularly since he comes across as a guy who expects/assumes everything will just be easy and fall into his lap. He's the anti-Trump, but really only in the ways that Trump excelled as a campaigner. He doesn't have a clear message (other than 'hey, I exist') at the moment and he doesn't come across like he cares about anyone or anything. On the other hand, I could make Cybermen jokes forever if he ran.
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Entropy238 posted:Thanks. I hope this is not the case and that sooner or later you get the Bernie as your president, hail satan. Too much later and he'll just go all William-Henry-Harrison on us unfortunately I'm still hoping for Lizzie personally docbeard posted:The thing about Zuckerberg is that he's pretty much a cipher. He could do some good or he could be a monster or he could just be an ineffective plastic leader who rubber-stamps some vaguely progressive stuff while keeping the current power dynamic firmly in place, or he could just flail around uselessly, or he could usher in the technological singularity, or he could be a full-on revolutionary and there's no actual way to know ahead of time. That's the thing about politicians who aren't politicians. If someone's been in politics for as long as you're supposed to have been when you run for President, you know exactly what you're getting.
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docbeard posted:The thing about Zuckerberg is that he's pretty much a cipher. He could do some good or he could be a monster or he could just be an ineffective plastic leader who rubber-stamps some vaguely progressive stuff while keeping the current power dynamic firmly in place, or he could just flail around uselessly, or he could usher in the technological singularity, or he could be a full-on revolutionary and there's no actual way to know ahead of time. 
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Jun 26, 2017 14:55
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zuckerberg is going to run exactly in the neoliberal consensus because it's all he's ever known
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Jun 26, 2017 14:56
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Jun 26, 2017 14:57
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Uncle Wemus posted:this guy again lmao who the gently caress calls themselves the second, you're a junior, get over it
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Jun 26, 2017 14:59
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Pictured: a man who thinks that the only way to defeat racism is to ignore it's happening and if you work hard enough then there's no obstacles in your way, and Mark Zuckerberg
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Jun 26, 2017 15:00
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Seriously tho if you're gonna have a campaign official "black friend" Morgan Freeman is a pretty lovely one.
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Jun 26, 2017 15:00
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steinrokkan posted:Maybe he's just collecting DNA of poor people from depressed regions to build an algorithm that would make oxy junkies physiologically addicted to Facebook instead
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Jun 26, 2017 15:00
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zegermans posted:Seriously tho if you're gonna have a campaign official "black friend" Morgan Freeman is a pretty lovely one. morgan freeman is one of the good ones because he endorsed hillary early
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Jun 26, 2017 15:03
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tfw you're so far up your own rear end about your pet issue that someone else not caring as much about it as you do seems so inexplicable that it is actually suspicious Like, he seems to be under the impression that Bernie did not benefit from Russian meddling, but is still suspicious of him over it anyway because ~reasons~ perhaps antisemitism? Maybe? I'm just asking questions here fellas
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Jun 26, 2017 15:04
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im much more interested in how he seems to be suggesting that the dnc and hillary subverted bernie's campaign on orders from putin
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Jun 26, 2017 15:06
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Iron Twinkie posted:Something something, I don't advocate for political violence blah blah blah whatever. That said , the best thing this silky soft, baby poo poo of a man could do for humanity is feed himself feet first into a wood chipper. This weak, oily moron owns more of the entire Earth than three quarters of a billion people. What in the god drat gently caress. his excess oil is even spilling out of the circle, what the heck guy can afford an aide to take pictures of family moments for tweeter but not a degreaser, smh
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