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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

GobiasIndustries posted:

Did you tell him about the part where your hands work just as well?

Yes, he just looked at me :what:

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Ed Balls need a wash

https://twitter.com/horton_official/status/878230289025081344

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

pathetic little tramp posted:

My favourite game as a kid as long as we're talking video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW_OPdbnvgY

it is sadly not being included on the newly announced SNES classic.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


and remember, there's no evidence that (((T people))) did anything wrong ever

- T (Trmup)

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

radical meme posted:

When is everyone, including people here, going to figure out that people who support and vote for the GOP and Trump are perfectly OK with this.

we just didn't uh....listen to their concerns cu we are libtards

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

radical meme posted:

When is everyone, including people here, going to figure out that people who support and vote for the GOP and Trump are perfectly OK with this.

:killing: is the only response

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/879418151695507459

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm a trumper

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

me *holding a basket of carrots apples and ginger* hey buddy i hard you got a fancy new juicer so i brought over some ingredients

friend *looking up from juicero manual* ... ingredients?? :confused:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

My favourite game as a kid as long as we're talking video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW_OPdbnvgY

it is sadly not being included on the newly announced SNES classic.

i dont know what i was expecting but it definitely wasn't tim allen fighting dinosaurs with a nail gun

this...kind of owns?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Juicero but for executions

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

logikv9 posted:

I'm a trumper

I'm a rumper

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
actually could the juicero crush a human skull efficiently? i have an idea

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the westchester page

where we hope hillary never leaves the woods of westchester

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

gimme dat CBO score

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Caprisun should sue the juicer0 people

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

logikv9 posted:

Juicero but for executions

I prefer hand crafted artisan executions

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
did the senate put the pillow over america's head

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Agronox posted:

gimme dat CBO score

:same:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


ex post facho posted:

actually could the juicero crush a human skull efficiently? i have an idea

scaled up it could crush a human skull in the least efficient way to crush things yes

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

alnilam posted:

friend(dumb, idiotic) *holding a basket of carrots apples and ginger* hey buddy i hard you got a fancy new juicer so i brought over some ingredients

me(wise, efficient) *looking up from juicero manual* ... ingredients?? :confused:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
got a light?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Kurtofan posted:

did the senate put the pillow over america's head

:lol: America did that to itself already

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

logikv9 posted:

Juicero but for executions

*goes out of business when reporter shows that he can just as effectively squeeze the life out of human with his bare hands.*

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Intel&Sebastian posted:

So basically we need a new party

Join the DSA

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Kurtofan posted:

did the senate put the pillow over america's head

*muffled from behind pillow that i'm suffocating myself with* triggered yet liberals?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

got a light?

sure hold on... COMPUTER, LIGHTS ON

*beep* okay, showing web search results for "light sun"

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Do you think if Trump got pantsed and his tiny little dick got put on display for everyone that he would lose any of his core base? The ones who want a Strong Daddy to take care of them would surely be upset if the Daddy they chose had a micropenis, right?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/879419751478505472

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Sweet, I had no idea there was a buffet of hot takes today *loads up a plate*

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

alnilam posted:

sure hold on... COMPUTER, LIGHTS ON

*beep* okay, showing web search results for "light sun"

666 results found for "dark sun"

*eclipse begins and an evil face appears on the moon*

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

zegermans posted:

Join the DSA

remember when u got a DSA gang tag because u donated money to the DSA and someone spent money to get rid of it rather than donating that money to the DSA

it is a metaphor for cooperation between leftist tendencies

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
brown moses going on a rant, gently caress the press

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879414110810591232

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

*goes out of business when reporter shows that he can just as effectively squeeze the life out of human with his bare hands.*

why are reporters tougher on silicon valley con artists than russian backed nazis who run the government?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ImACultHero/status/879365295034466305

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Is the CBO coming out today or something

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
There is 24 hr news on tv at the free clinic and I want to die

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

666 results found for "dark sun"

*eclipse begins and an evil face appears on the moon*

And one awesome result found for Black Hole Sun.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



THE PIVOT

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


703 posted:

brown moses going on a rant, gently caress the press

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879414110810591232

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879414688995450881

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879416371443933184

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879418743725604864

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879419107241742337

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879419947620773888

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/879420781817544704

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