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Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that three goku pants moon T-shirt from when we were mocking that spoonfulofbromide crazyperson

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I would buy SA grenade shaped jugs if the capacity was like at least a gallon

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Personalized voicemail messages from Lowtax like those Jon St. John sells.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

insulated staircase posted:

Grenade logo hat

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
what about a shirt with peepee the frog

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I had no idea you were so handsome :corrupt:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Where am I to vote in this supposed poll?

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy
Bring back CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM merch!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fansy posted:

what about a shirt with peepee the frog



I like it

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
"Tug the butt cord" brand buttplug

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I still wear the sa grenade zip up (because zip up is better than pull over) hoodie and it's still holding out fine. I have been meaning to wash it one of these years.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

a no shmorking area sign

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Philthy posted:

I still wear the sa grenade zip up (because zip up is better than pull over) hoodie and it's still holding out fine. I have been meaning to wash it one of these years.

Nice user name / post combo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Colostomy Bags with goatse on them

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
Anything but clothing.

There's no shot i'm wearing SA clothing in public

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

City Name Sports Team, absolutely, followed by Bearpope stuff (if you can, I don't know if the creator of Bearpope put the design in the public domain).

God Damn Dam God
Dec 24, 2004

I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
Grimey Drawer
Like maybe a regular ol' dog or something?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Here's a mockup



I would buy this today.

lohli
Jun 30, 2008
Anal beads where the beads are grenades.

Make a little "build your own anal beads" kit with interchangeable grenade types.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Literal grenades stamped with the words, "Please do not use these to attack the president, that would be illegal and I'm tired of you fucks getting the Secret Service called on me. The grenades are to only be used on CIVILIANS."

You'd have to use real small type, though.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

XS-medium size exercise gear with Not Ozma across the chest.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Is anything from this thread going to help lowtax?

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Mammal Sauce posted:

XS-medium size exercise gear with Not Ozma across the chest.

And a circus tent that says Ozma on it.

Eric the Half a Bea
Jul 13, 2008

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so
Toilet Rascal
I'd ask for a replacement Schmorky t-shirt of the kitten praying "Please god make everyone die" but we all know how that ended up :stonklol: :todd:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Burt Sexual posted:

Is anything from this thread going to help lowtax?

Not really, because the odds of him listening to any of the input would be low even if the replies were entirely serious.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
can I get like a quirky take on the gender signs? like a grenade with an arrow through it but also it has a dick and balls

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
^^^ How about this (not my image):

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
put a star of david on it and i'd wear it

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Burt Sexual posted:

Is anything from this thread going to help lowtax?

lowtax is beyond our help

Spanish Inquisition
Oct 26, 2006
LISTEN TO THIS SHITTY SONG BY MY SHITTY BAND! used tire.mp3
a QR code that links to Goatse (a tshirt)

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Spanish Inquisition posted:

a QR code that links to Goatse (a tshirt)

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
If you experience any of the following;

Confused thinking.
Prolonged depression (sadness or irritability)
Feelings of extreme highs and lows.
Excessive fears, worries and anxieties.
Social withdrawal.
Dramatic changes in eating or sleeping habits.
Strong feelings of anger.
Strange thoughts (delusions)

Ask me how to apply to be an SA MOD and nip humor in the bud.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Spanish Inquisition posted:

a QR code that links to Goatse (a tshirt)

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Shirts/hats/mugs/etc. that say BERTH ELL PUP

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Spanish Inquisition posted:

a QR code that links to Goatse (a tshirt)

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice
I bought this thing ages ago.


upload photo

Since then its had hundreds and hundreds of gallons of cheap and not cheap booze poured through it. Obviously I aint gonna buy another one but some people might. Its a drat fine shot glass. Jumping on the boat for a something awful email too.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Is this going to be like the spaceships, or should we really try and come up with ideas? If it's real, that is awesome and you also should ask other popular subforums(Games, etc).
And I would buy a real Get Out frog from SA in a heartbeat.

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug
Bring back the RAP shirt

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Peachfart posted:

Is this going to be like the spaceships, or should we really try and come up with ideas? If it's real, that is awesome and you also should ask other popular subforums(Games, etc).
And I would buy a real Get Out frog from SA in a heartbeat.

Considering all the love CNST stuff is getting in this thread, I'd be surprised if he doesn't at least sell a new CNST t-shirt.

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'll legitimately throw money at these things. gently caress, if given the go ahead I'd help with the poo poo.

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