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Jose posted:you should never marry before you've lived together 100% this
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I'm the most non-jealous guy around but if my gf had a photo of herself with some other dude on her cell phone, I'd ask her to remove it. And if she insisted to keep it, that would be a big problem. Unless there are like a dozen people on that photo.
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Jun 26, 2017 13:12
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If someone cheated on their ex with you, it's almost guaranteed they will cheat on you. I don't understand what thinking would ever make you not think that's inevitable.
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Jun 26, 2017 13:58
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I don't live in the Great White North, and it sounds like what they did was bad. That said, I can't help but think that a Starlight Tour, when conditions are not life threatening, is the perfect way to deal with what would otherwise be charged as a drunk and disorderly misdemeanor. It was about ten miles on an old, rarely-used blacktop road. You'd ride out in silence, he'd tell you you could pick your keys and stuff up at the police station when you got back to town, and nobody had to know what happened. It inevitably happened at night, and the few old farmers that still used the road only did so during the day. You weren't in the middle of nowhere, as the road was straight and only went back to town one way, and to a tiny, tiny township the other way (good luck waking up an elderly resident and asking for a ride at 2:00 in the morning), so you had no choice. Plus, you had to haul rear end if you wanted to keep this hidden from your parents, because if the sun came up and you hadn't reached the police station, they'd just mail the stuff from your pockets right to your house, and the cat would be out of the bag. So you'd take the Walk. I really only know about it because one of my aunts did it--she was drinking with some other teens behind an old, abandoned grocery store and everybody ran when they saw headlights. She was evidently the slowest, and my grandpa was a notoriously angry drunkard, so him finding out was a worst case scenario. So, was this bad? On the one hand, nobody got hurt, just had to walk or jog ten miles on flat, even pavement. On the other, the police were acting as the jury and judge, and that poo poo is separate for a reason. It's one thing to toss someone in the drunk tank and let them sleep it off in county lockup without charging them, and quite another to dole out unconventional punishment as a law enforcement officer. Why not just take them home and wake up the parents and explain what the kid was doing? You're not doing anyone any favors by agreeing to ignore what they did if they walk for a couple hours. loquacius posted:My boyfriend is autistic af The first year of marriage is when the foundation of the relationship is cured and you work on filing away the imperfections and rough edges to ensure a good fit. Normally, both parties are happy to put the work in because they're elated that they found each other, but it sounds like you're getting zilch out of him as far as effort or compromise. The fact that you suggested a way for both of you to enjoy something he enjoys so much and he shot you down with the most immature manbaby response possible is a big ol' pile of red flags. If you keep bending in an effort to fix things and he doesn't even try, you're gonna end up miserable before the end of your first year (if you're not already). Do you really want to spend the rest of your life like this? Being called a oval office by your husband (during the first months of the marriage? jfc)? Sleeping alone? Constantly being disappointed that nothing you do satisfies him and that he's essentially in a common law marriage with video games? My gut says he's just there because you let him gently caress you and don't push back too hard when he does poo poo you don't like. Counseling and/or treatment may help but I'm sorry to say he sounds like a garbage person you're better off without. loquacius posted:My boyfriend's female coworker Yeop, you're done. The screaming klaxon announcing that fact is "he's so lucky to have you." You only say that poo poo to another girl when either she's stayed by her terminally-ill partner for months and watched him deteriorate slowly, supporting him all the while, or when you're loving someone's man. And your boyfriend ain't dyin'.
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Jun 26, 2017 15:59
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Get a Mistress Dispeller
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Jun 26, 2017 16:10
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Son of Man posted:yo grandpa molester goon
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Jun 26, 2017 17:04
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Doctor Malaver posted:I'm the most non-jealous guy around but if my gf had a photo of herself with some other dude on her cell phone, I'd ask her to remove it. And if she insisted to keep it, that would be a big problem. What about her scrapbook? How does that differ from phone pics? She had a good memory of some guys that aren't you, most un-jealous one?
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Jun 26, 2017 17:06
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:.. Yes, it's bad. The law was not set up to allow punishments to be conjured up by policemen. How many innocent people had to take the Walk? How many were injured or killed because of it? We'll never know, because there's no paperwork. If the police officer can make you walk 10 miles, they can let you off with a verbal warning just as easily.
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Jun 26, 2017 17:08
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syscall girl posted:What about her scrapbook? How does that differ from phone pics? She had a good memory of some guys that aren't you, most un-jealous one? I think by "on her phone" people are meaning as the wallpaper. Otherwise it's pretty irrational unless we are talking nudes.
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Jun 26, 2017 17:20
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RFC2324 posted:I think by "on her phone" people are meaning as the wallpaper. Oh yeah. Wallpaper would be heck of weird
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Jun 26, 2017 17:21
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syscall girl posted:Oh yeah. Wallpaper would be heck of weird that was the case in the fesh too And honestly I don't know why you'd even pull that move unless you're not mentally invested in your current relationship anymore. Of course your girlfriend isn't gonna like it if she sees that, and she's probably gonna see your phone screen at some point quote:A girl and I recently stopped seeing each other because she said my dong wasn't big enough for her. Jeez, she couldn't even think of a less awful reason to tell you as an excuse huh Welp take some me-time to get past it, certainly, but please stay away from toxic Internet philosophies tia quote:I am a really lonely guy and always have been. I would say I've had 3 friends in my whole life, and none of them in the last 4 or 5 years. Things finally changed for me. I dunno, that reads to me as creepy, but if they're ok with it there's no reason you shouldn't be. Find a way to drop it in conversation and see what their reaction is I guess  (also: please do not creep on that poor teenage girl)
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Jun 26, 2017 17:29
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syscall girl posted:What about her scrapbook? How does that differ from phone pics? She had a good memory of some guys that aren't you, most un-jealous one? every time you post it's like you're so close to understanding normal human interactions but you fly off the handle and post like a brain damaged special needs clown instead, hope this helps you in the future changing the wallpaper on your phone to be of someone other than you SO is weird as gently caress and your lil "most un-jealous one" eye-rolling is really dumb. you're really dumb. post better.
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Jun 26, 2017 17:30
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food court bailiff posted:every time you post it's like you're so close to understanding normal human interactions but you fly off the handle and post like a brain damaged special needs clown instead, hope this helps you in the future Yeah I can't actually manage to read the feshes in question so I play off of peoples reaction posts
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Jun 26, 2017 17:32
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syscall girl posted:Yeah I can't actually manage to read the feshes in question so I play off of peoples reaction posts lol just lol if you can be assed to read a post
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Jun 26, 2017 17:57
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Please don't let that first guy's attempt to start a dick size derail where everyone posts their stats succeed. Second guy, 16 years is not "a few years younger". Come on, you know the answer here.
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Jun 26, 2017 17:58
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The average is over 5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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Jun 26, 2017 18:05
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I'm finally above average for something besides shitposting!
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Jun 26, 2017 18:10
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Police Automaton posted:The average is over 5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling. Igotthisreference.gif
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Jun 26, 2017 18:22
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what reference
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Jun 26, 2017 18:55
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Police Automaton posted:what reference That MRA who killed himself and his roomies said the same thing on a website. E: Eliot Rodger was the guy.
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Jun 26, 2017 18:56
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Jun 26, 2017 19:21
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5 inches is only the average because there are asians in the world
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Jun 26, 2017 19:38
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loquacius posted:However, there is an issue and one I haven't told them about yet. I'm a 34 year old man, and I didn't realize it at first, but they're a bit younger than me. High school kids on summer vacation. I have a bit of a baby face and I'm pudgy, and I guess they just figured I was in their age group? They're "a bit" younger? They're "a few years younger" than you? You're twice their age! The way you describe the age difference already indicates you're trying to justify hanging out with high schoolers. I realize you're a manchild, but this will likely only end badly for you. Either simply stop hanging out with them or tell them your age. They'll likely get creeped out and kick you out anyway. Or on the other hand, LARPers aren't known for their maturity or they wouldn't be playing a child's game as adults. Perhaps if you admit your age, they will see you as very wise -- like an elder. Then you can have your pick of whichever gal in the group you want, especially the ones with daddy issues.
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Jun 26, 2017 19:47
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I don't care who you are, you're not fooling anyone that you, a 34 year old fat goon, is actually like 20 years old or whatever. They probably accepted you because they're all awkward dorks anyway and didn't mind an awkward old dork. You're like the old wizard of the group. Just tell 'em your age they probably already know And don't creep on the 18 year old girl she's not interested in you, friendless fat 34 year old goon larper
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Jun 26, 2017 19:52
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Nocheez posted:Yes, it's bad. The law was not set up to allow punishments to be conjured up by policemen. How many innocent people had to take the Walk? How many were injured or killed because of it? Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. The police are there to protect residents from crimes by preventing illegal activities and stopping them while they're in progress. They are not there to dole out punishments, no matter how seemingly innocent. Even if you have the purest of intentions when you drop some 14-year-old off on a deserted blacktop in the middle of the night, you're still doing something really, really wrong. What kills me is that small town judges (you know, the people who are authorized to dole out punishments) have the ability to make teenage fuckups like trespassing or vandalism or whatever stay off your record if you do community service or write an essay or something. Kids are gonna gently caress up because that's what they do, and the police taking the power to punish into their own hands goes against the very core of why the system was built the way it is. Let the judge do his or her job.
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Jun 26, 2017 20:22
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I don't think it is weird to be older than a group of LARPers and still hang with them. It would be kind of different to get too close. However you are all adults. Anything goes when you break the adult barrier. But you gotta be up front about your age.
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Jun 26, 2017 20:41
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Jeezus H tapdancing Christ, don't bang an 18yo girl. Technically you're not a chomo, but the world will still treat you like one. LARPers are generally cool people, they might even accept you if you find out your age, but don't stick your Rod of Lordly Might into her Portable Hole.
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Jun 26, 2017 20:57
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A decade and a half is not a little bit I felt like kind of a skeeze hooking up with an undergrad who I met in a hostel, and we were merely at opposite ends of our 20s... there's a massive gulf between HS and college, and a massive gulf between college and real world.
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Jun 26, 2017 21:03
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Gynovore posted:Jeezus H tapdancing Christ, don't bang an 18yo girl. Technically you're not a chomo, but the world will still treat you like one. Who the gently caress cares what two consenting adults do? If an 18 year old girl wants to bang a 95 y/o man, I sure as hell am not going to judge either of them. If he can still get it up, I wouldn't consider him a pervert, I'd consider it a beautiful thing.
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Jun 26, 2017 21:24
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food court bailiff posted:every time you post it's like you're so close to understanding normal human interactions but you fly off the handle and post like a brain damaged special needs clown instead, hope this helps you in the future Lmao. I have three females in my life: my girlfriend, my dog and my car. If I changed my phone's wallpaper to any other female I'd fully expect to have my rear end kicked to the kerb. If my girlfriend's (or my dog's or my car's) phone wallpaper was changed to some other dude I'd be done with them.
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Jun 26, 2017 21:26
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Theophany posted:Lmao. I want to frame this post so I can laugh at it every day for the rest of my life. edit: Seriously, I'm picturing a dog changing it's phone background to another person and the original owner crying in front a computer screen in a dark room.
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Jun 26, 2017 21:43
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Theophany posted:Lmao. What if that other dude was Ed Sheeran?
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Jun 26, 2017 21:44
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"WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS?" "BARK BARK GROWL" "He was just 'petting you for a second?' I don't buy that at all. Why are your ears so clean? You let him loving clean your ears, didn't you? Did he take you for a walk too? I knew you smelled different!"
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Jun 26, 2017 21:56
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Theophany posted:Lmao. Feeeeeeemale 
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Jun 26, 2017 22:52
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:The police are there to protect residents from crimes rawr posted:hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha...
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Jun 26, 2017 23:40
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Fartbox posted:I don't care who you are, you're not fooling anyone that you, a 34 year old fat goon, is actually like 20 years old or whatever. They probably accepted you because they're all awkward dorks anyway and didn't mind an awkward old dork. You're like the old wizard of the group. Just tell 'em your age they probably already know
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Jun 26, 2017 23:56
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yeah he should get laid by his therapist like every other friendless goon
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Jun 27, 2017 00:15
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This thread has got me thinking about how hilarious the idea of a Goon dating someone bisexual is. Their SO would have to be socially isolated lest they be tempted into loving someone. Like Jesus Christ, I'm pretty insecure by most standards, but you've got to be a special level of poo poo to not be able to be OK with the idea of your SO having close friends whose gender does not preclude them from loving.
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Jun 27, 2017 01:10
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Kim Jong ill posted:This thread has got me thinking about how hilarious the idea of a Goon dating someone bisexual is. Their SO would have to be socially isolated lest they be tempted into loving someone. As Mike Pence I
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Neutrino posted:Who the gently caress cares what two consenting adults do? If an 18 year old girl wants to bang a 95 y/o man, I sure as hell am not going to judge either of them. If he can still get it up, I wouldn't consider him a pervert, I'd consider it a beautiful thing. Imagine you walk into a 34yo guys apartment, and it's plastered with Adventure Time posters. He says he's a "big fan", but it your head, he never made it past 12. When a 34yo guy bones an 18yo girl, technically speaking they're two consenting adults. But, 99.9% of people will think something skeevy is going on. Maybe he's her sugar daddy, maybe her crank dealer, I dunno. It's icky.
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