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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Schnorkles posted:

i kinda feel like all the "dems need to win back the WWC" hottakes are basically "why didn't dems run a white man????"

u think the dems dont deserve the wrestling world championship belt ?!?!

oh right cuz ed balls has it

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Schnorkles posted:

"Here guys we took your death cult bill and maybe made it a bit worse"

"Uh woah, no can do there hombre"

It's probably because they want to be bribed with billions in pork too

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i'd love to be bribed with billions in pork but i'd worry that most of it would go bad.

I'd ahve to share the pork with people who need it.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
does anyone have any trump/bannon or spicer/spencer slashfic just asking for a friend

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

condolences on being made ik

thank you i hope to be funny

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

thank you i hope to be funny

i hope so too!

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Libertarians think Medicaid doctors are slaves and poor cancer kids are their masters

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



this guy rules

https://twitter.com/joethepatriotic/status/879547959309877248

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Paul and maybe Lee are probably ungettable, they have to get Collins on board somehow.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
maybe if the left pushes for policies that are even MORE right wing and authoritarian, the rest of the country will reflexively oppose it

mitch mcconnel will find himself gyrating in a gay pride parade and not know why

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

chafee vs. gilmore 2024
just thinkin of chafee makes me lol

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

a helpful bear posted:

does anyone have any trump/bannon or spicer/spencer slashfic just asking for a friend

there are people willing to push words together in a horrible fashion in exchange for money

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

a helpful bear posted:

does anyone have any trump/bannon or spicer/spencer slashfic just asking for a friend

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tiler Kiwi posted:

maybe if the left pushes for policies that are even MORE right wing and authoritarian, the rest of the country will reflexively oppose it

mitch mcconnel will find himself gyrating in a gay pride parade and not know why

who among us hasnt tho

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

NecroMonster posted:

there are people willing to push words together in a horrible fashion in exchange for money

this is the future makind has worked for

the masses die off as robots are built to be better servants for the rich, but on the other hand, gay erotica on demand

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Rubio will bravely not take a stand and then get naked for Mitch McConnell when asked

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

who among us hasnt tho

whats it like living somewhere nice enough to have a pride parade

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

Schnorkles posted:

"Here guys we took your death cult bill and maybe made it a bit worse"

"Uh woah, no can do there hombre"

Lol are you saying the house is Balking at the Senate Bill?

Mr. Pool
Jul 10, 2001

Nichael posted:

pam pam pam pa ram
pam pam PA RAM
*fart noise* *laughter*

I wish Comey was Thaler

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

this is the future makind has worked for

the masses die off as robots are built to be better servants for the rich, but on the other hand, gay erotica on demand

n e kind of erotica you want and for cheap the internet is magical

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Squizzle posted:

who among us hasnt tho

look sometimes you gotta let the animal inside out

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

Lol are you saying the house is Balking at the Senate Bill?

Meadows gave an interview saying the senate bill as written would lose enough HFC votes to not pass in the house.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

whats it like living somewhere nice enough to have a pride parade

it owns i saw HELLA (safely enclothed) wieners

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

psure i'm a real bad writer tho so you'd need to find someone else to pay sorry

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

those baggy eyes could be freshened up with a little milkboy nazi jizz

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

Schnorkles posted:

Meadows gave an interview saying the senate bill as written would lose enough HFC votes to not pass in the house.

Jfc

Jesus

loving

Christ

How are they this bad at this.

Like they seem to all know it. This is about plowing the country straight into the side of a cliff. But none of them are brave enough to say 'hey maybe we don't do this?'

Only thing that could top it would be a trump veto

Fingers crossed

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
pay me enough money and ill write gay fanfiction.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
my paypal is weedlord429@juno.net

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

Only thing that could top it would be a trump veto

Fingers crossed
Reminder that if it passes the Senate it does so with Pence as the tiebreaker.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
yo does anyone know if party down is on a streaming service?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

Jfc

Jesus

loving

Christ

How are they this bad at this.

Like they seem to all know it. This is about plowing the country straight into the side of a cliff. But none of them are brave enough to say 'hey maybe we don't do this?'

Only thing that could top it would be a trump veto

Fingers crossed

they're likely going to bungle into passing something terrible, just unknown what it is at this point

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

chafee vs. gilmore 2024

Chafee v. Chaffetz is a very real possibility for 2024

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Trump thread Spanish is a beautiful language and trump is a piece of poo poo for demonizing latinos and latinas

Also I'm drunk

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

ok this has always confused me but does cernovich know that male gorillas are basically giant babies with little itty bitty dicks and tiny little balls who have sex for like thirty seconds max?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/879552629369704448

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

NecroMonster posted:

ok this has always confused me but does cernovich know that male gorillas are basically giant babies with little itty bitty dicks and tiny little balls who have sex for like thirty seconds max?

Uhh what is bad about that

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

NecroMonster posted:

ok this has always confused me but does cernovich know that male gorillas are basically giant babies with little itty bitty dicks and tiny little balls who have sex for like thirty seconds max?

thats actually the epitome of masculinity if you think about it

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

NNick posted:

Trump thread Spanish

no se, me gusta la espanol mexicana :shrug:

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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

thats actually the epitome of masculinity if you think about it

by think about it do you mean not think about it?

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