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Vengarr posted:Reminder: Obama was dumb to make the "red line" statement and not back it up, but he was right to keep us mostly out of Syria.
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do it trump redeem yourself in the eyes of the world
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:27 |
hey trump new zealand just stole something called the 'america's cup' are you gonna let this aggression stand
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Two Finger posted:hey trump new zealand just stole something called the 'america's cup' are you gonna let this aggression stand oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:36 |
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Vengarr posted:Reminder: gently caress YOU IMMA STICK MY DICK IN THIS HORNETS NEST YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:47 |
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redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder
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Some housecleaning since some tweets and poo poo got deleted: NYT is backing up Buzzfeed that nobody in the military knows where the gently caress that statement came from and they're referring reporters back to the statement. Buzzfeed cites five sources, NYT cites several. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/06/26/us/politics/syria-will-pay-a-heavy-price-for-another-chemical-attack-trump-says.html https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/claudiakoerner/white-house-says-syria-may-be-preparing-another-chemical
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:57 |
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I feel like we've reached "what if they threw a war and nobody came" levels of surrealism
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I'm laughing pretty hard that the DoD is like "We don't know poo poo about Syrian chemical attack prep"
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Russia must be salivating at this poo poo
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:03 |
It's so sad that Russia is the emancipated punk kid picking a fight and we're the roided out football star who could snap its back if only such violence wouldn't lose us our scholarship to limp dick centrism university
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redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder fuuuuuuck
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redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder
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redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder Noice
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:33 |
redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:38 |
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redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder
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redneck nazgul posted:oh great, you just identified another all black population for republicans to murder God loving drat
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You're trump, you know your staff has been getting media calls all week talking about poo poo you know is going to look real fuckin' bad, like Flynn and Page both flipping and implicating you for what is going to play as full-on treason. You hoped the BCRA would flood the headlines enough but it's looking to go down in flames because your party is schizophrenic (dubiously better than comatose like the Dems) and you need something to suppress everything for the rest of the week. So, threaten Syria. There's no intelligence, no actual knowledge of a planned chem attack, it's just poo poo you know Assad's done and will do again. If there is an attack, then you get to bomb a military base after having "warned" Assad. If there's no attack, then you look like someone exerting a little of the ol' peace thru threat. Downside is, of course, the rest of the federal military apparatus saying you're full of poo poo (without actually saying "ol' pissbrain is just yelling at the TV again") and it making you look like you just tried bluffing with a valet ticket and a punch card.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:34 |
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who wants to bet Donny found a way to burn another allied intelligence asset and ran with it?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 06:50 |
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We've gone so loving far off the rails that now The Onion can just report on the facts and it's like they never changed. They can now just display reality and it's so god drat absurd it's indistinguishable from previous classics like Shrieking White Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage. http://www.theonion.com/video/5-things-know-about-senate-healthcare-bill-56332
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 08:05 |
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We are living an Onion article.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 08:28 |
orange juche posted:We are living an Onion article. Since 9/12/01 really
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BUG JUG posted:who wants to bet Donny found a way to burn another allied intelligence asset and ran with it? My first guess is that Fox News had some idiot talking head who suggested Assad would do it again, and Donny ran with it. But twitter is usually on top of things like that, so you're probably right.
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Smiling Jack posted:Since 9/12/01 really Since this article, arguably.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Since this article, arguably. Well that was depressing
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Since this article, arguably. Godamnit
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facialimpediment posted:WHAT IN THE gently caress i dont know why you think theyd inform the military lmao
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 16:03 |
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If there's anything, it's super close hold. So either they're fabricating things wholesale or Trump's decided to burn more intel sources to get attention off of him and the AHCA.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 16:10 |
It's pretty smart when your house is burning down to go commit arson on the neighbor's house so you don't look stupid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdW8c-2y3Uk
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redneck nazgul posted:If there's anything, it's super close hold. The official administration statement about the wackyness is an anonymous source yelling about anonymous sources. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/879711606518755330 https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/879706977953337344 same facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Since this article, arguably. Was that really written 8 months before 9/11.... wtf
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LingcodKilla posted:Was that really written 8 months before 9/11.... wtf It is incredibly prescient. I really don't know if it gets funnier or bleaker as time goes on.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 16:55 |
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Plot twist: the Onion isn't a parody news site, it's actually just a regular news site.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:08 |
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Clickhole is a lot better than the onion is now
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Clickhole is an onion offshoot, but yeah the patriothole stuff is pretty good Onion recently had those Trump leaks though, that poo poo was gold.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:24 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:27 |
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loving
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:38 |
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Can someone give me a rundown of this Russia/CNN situation from the start?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 17:42 |
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They didn't have a second source to backup the article they pulled is what I think you're talking about?
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RIP senate bill (temporarily) https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/879757475448320001 https://twitter.com/Tierney_Megan/status/879755695180140544 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jun 27, 2017 |
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