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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Nehru the Damaja posted:

Was telling a friend about the lineage of poison mist and the kayfabe family ties around it when it occurred to me that American promotions don't seem to do kayfabe family that much. Some kayfabe brothers here and there but I definitely can't think of a lot of sons. WCW claimed The Giant was Andre's son, there was that thing with Mr. Kennedy but I go blank real quickly after that.

Any other kayfabe kids in American promotions you can think of? Any notions of why it would be so much less common here than in Mexico or Japan?

They did it constantly. Lars, Gene, Ole and Arn Anderson are not related. Jerry Graham and Superstar Graham were not related, nor were Kevin and Dave Sullivan and just a ton more. Waldo Von Erich wasn't related and I think a kayfabe son of his was introduced to team with the Von Erich brothers. The Rock's family isn't actually related to the Samoan wrestling dynasty by blood but instead Peter took a misspelled version of a previous star's name and then they all became a family.

There were fewer sons, but there were still a few out there. Ed Lewis definitely tried to play off being related to the original Evan Strangler Lewis and there were a few wrestlers in the 10s and 20s that were taking the names of pioneer wrestlers. Prince Iaukea wasn't explicitly called King Curtis' son but the implication was definitely there. I know there's more but it's hard to remember since most of them didn't last.

As for why you see less in the US? Well someone taking the name Hijo or Jr in Mexico is probably going to be under a mask so it's a lot easier to pull off. Also American wrestlers who aren't bringing their own kids into the business likely don't want to be looked upon as "old" by having a fake son which isn't going to help their drawing power much. If they aren't active, the memory of wrestling promotions is typically short so why bring in a fake son in most cases?

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 25, 2017

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wasn't there a kayfabe Von Erich?

Yeah and he loving sucked and helped kill the family as draws (Lance von Erich)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Yeah and he loving sucked and helped kill the family as draws (Lance von Erich)

Waldo Von Erich was also a kayfabe family member and he was a pretty big star.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

During Matt Riddle's WOR interview recently he mentioned a promoter in Texas who called him up wanting to book him as a Von Erich :laugh:

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Bro Von Erich

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Ricky Steamboat was named after the Hawaiian wrestler Sammy Steamboat, and he was brought into the WWF at a time when maintaining your name recognition from a territory promotion actually mattered.

I always thought this was weird later on when they were playing him up as a karate guy nicknamed "Dragon." He never even did anything vaguely martial arts like except for some chops.

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

Halloween Jack posted:

Ricky Steamboat was named after the Hawaiian wrestler Sammy Steamboat, and he was brought into the WWF at a time when maintaining your name recognition from a territory promotion actually mattered.

I always thought this was weird later on when they were playing him up as a karate guy nicknamed "Dragon." He never even did anything vaguely martial arts like except for some chops.

Dude looked asian=karate.

It was a simpler and more racist time.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
And oddly enough, the Dudleys are all actually related to one another.

RIP Big Dick

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Halloween Jack posted:

Ricky Steamboat was named after the Hawaiian wrestler Sammy Steamboat, and he was brought into the WWF at a time when maintaining your name recognition from a territory promotion actually mattered.

I always thought this was weird later on when they were playing him up as a karate guy nicknamed "Dragon." He never even did anything vaguely martial arts like except for some chops.

That one was weird because his real name is Richard Blood

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Jason Sextro posted:

That one was weird because his real name is Richard Blood

I can't believe they didn't push Dick Blood

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Jason Sextro posted:

That one was weird because his real name is Richard Blood
I think he was Richard Blood until Eddie Graham decided it was a bad name for an unhateable babyface.

He should have been Dick Blood in ECW after WCW fired him.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I won't rest until I can call someone Dick Blood.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

OctoberCountry posted:

I can't believe they didn't push Dick Blood

They did push ryback for a while though

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Halloween Jack posted:

I think he was Richard Blood until Eddie Graham decided it was a bad name for an unhateable babyface.

He should have been Dick Blood in ECW after WCW fired him.

Wait, I hadn't known this. Why was he fired from WCW?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Ghostpilot posted:

Wait, I hadn't known this. Why was he fired from WCW?

He wasn't. He retired due to injury.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm pretty sure WCW sent him his release while he was out with injury, so he just decided to stay retired since it was a pretty bad neck injury anyway.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Steamboat was fired via Fedex after his career ending injury.

Years later Mean Gene tried to stir up hotline business by acting like Steamboat would be coming back for a special appearance and it got him so mad he threatened a lawsuit. Can't imagine why he'd be mad at that company!

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I won't rest until I can call someone Dick Blood.

Here's freedom: you can call anyone Dick Blood, if you wish

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

Here's freedom: you can call anyone Dick Blood, if you wish

I mean accurately

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
You can refer to Ricky Steamboat or Johnny the Bull as Dick Blood.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Justin Godscock posted:

Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar - WrestleMania 20

It's surreal because both men didn't care because it was their last night and just phoned it in in such a ridiculous way.

Not only did they phone it in (I think it took them something like eight minutes after the bell to actually make physical contact with one another, to the point that Austin was getting visibly irritated with both of them for being horse's asses), but the crowd shat all over the match to an extent that I don't think has been seen in WWE since, with the possible exception of the 2014 Royal Rumble.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Which wrestler had the best and worst match with the most distance of quality between them. Who had a match of exceptional quality & had an extremely terrible match as well such that the differential Was most outrageous. What wrestler had a match so bad and a match so good that no One else even did it that much. t

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Cavauro posted:

Which wrestler had the best and worst match with the most distance of quality between them. Who had a match of exceptional quality & had an extremely terrible match as well such that the differential Was most outrageous. What wrestler had a match so bad and a match so good that no One else even did it that much. t

It's the Sheepherders who had a ***** match against the Fantastics and a -More stars than there are in the universe and the universe is infinite match at Heroes of Wrestling.

There is also the case of Masa Chono vs Rick Rude who had a ****+ star match and a negative star match within a year of each other. Chono's neck was broken in between.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

OK

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

Which wrestler had the best and worst match with the most distance of quality between them. Who had a match of exceptional quality & had an extremely terrible match as well such that the differential Was most outrageous. What wrestler had a match so bad and a match so good that no One else even did it that much. t

James Storm and Chris Harris had a dogshit blindfold match with each other in TNA and then a month later had a MOTY against each other

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Is the Sheepherders/Bushwackers has to be up there with the biggest 180 the WWE did for a gimmick in the 80's right?

magnum_valentino
Apr 18, 2013
Was it known that Stone Cold was going to switch right back to heel at Invasion 2001, given that it looked like they were turning back on the initial heel turn no-one wanted to see anyway?

Or was his Alliance defection as big a surprise as the end of Mania?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Jericho. I don't like it, they should never have made him Doink.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

Bret Hart and Sting were in the same -4 star match: WarGames 98. (Sting's two five-star matches and his worst match are all WarGames!)

If Meltzer had hated the Tower of Doom match at Uncensored 96 more than he did, the list would be longer. There's probably never been a match with so many star wrestlers that was rated so low.

Sid Vicious almost makes it in for his 5-star WarGames match following his legendary -4 classic with the Nightstalker.

Warrior had 4-star matches with Randy Savage. He also gave Goldust his worst match.

Roddy Piper and JYD, who both have -5s, were in the same 6-man 4-star match.

Hogan has come closest, with a -5 vs. Warrior and a 4.25 vs. Flair.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

who am i supposed to believe with all those answers. might as well whoop my rear end right here. send a PM if You want to whgoop it though.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Question raised by the Netflix GLOW show: Did the real GLOW have titles? If so, were they belts, or did they 'girly' it up like in the dramatised version? (In the Netflix version, the championship is a tiara)

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Gaz-L posted:

Question raised by the Netflix GLOW show: Did the real GLOW have titles? If so, were they belts, or did they 'girly' it up like in the dramatised version? (In the Netflix version, the championship is a tiara)

It was a tiara in the actual show too, a loving plastic tiara like you would find at a halloween store or in a princess kit in the bargain section of the wal-mart toy aisle. It just had GLOW in red plastic stones glued on it. You can see it at the end of the GLOW documentary on Netflix, Ivory / Tina Ferrari shows it off for the camera.

E: besides Ivory, did anyone from GLOW continue on to have a successful career with a major company? I'm not counting Matilda the Hun because I'm pretty sure she just continued to wrestle in the indies.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Holy poo poo, the one in the Netflix show is basically EXACTLY like you describe, down the low-rent lettering stuck to it.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

titties posted:

E: besides Ivory, did anyone from GLOW continue on to have a successful career with a major company?

If you count porn, yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Million

quote:

By 1994 she had appeared in about 100 X-rated films (including one called B.L.O.W. (Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling)).

!!!

I must see this

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The Bee posted:

Remember when Tatanka just showed up in the ARMBAR?

What was really cool was the several consecutive posts of "IS THAT loving TATANKA?!" followed by Micheal Cole going "...is that Tatanka?"

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

EugeneJ posted:

James Storm and Chris Harris had a dogshit blindfold match with each other in TNA and then a month later had a MOTY against each other

Was that the actual stipulation?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

As somebody who hasn't watched the show:

How is the Netflix show related to the actual company?

Is it a show that just uses the acronym? Are the characters based the real-life people that made up GLOW? Is it a fictional show based on real-life things that happened in GLOW?

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

ChrisBTY posted:


Is it a show that just uses the acronym?

It's this one. Solid show. Great gimmicks.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
It's a show that uses the real-life circumstances around the creation of GLOW as a jumping-off point. Some of the characters are very, very loosely based on real people, but exceedingly fictionalised. I believe Marc Maron's character is based on the real director, and some of the show-within-the-show's gimmicks are inspired by the real ones. (Machu Pichu instead of Mt Fiji, Melrose instead of Hollywood, etc)

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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Machu Picchu is awesome but they didn't really have a choice since Mount Fiji loved and was loved by everyone.

The GLOW doc on Netflix is much less depressing than the other women's rasslin doc, Lipstick & Dynamite.

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