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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

FabioClone posted:

I haven't checked in a while, is reality still careening wildly out of control?

no everything is fine and normal and dandy

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Good soup! posted:

Trump's social experiment, control group is piss, he was trolling libs this whole time!!!!!!!!

I'm on my last day in Lithuania and the young people here are nice and everyone hates Trump and Russia it owns

Don't ask them about anything before 1945!!!

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/879683495139790849

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Can we hurry up and Armageddon it?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Inspector Hound posted:

"They are all Fake News!" Like seriously what the gently caress is that

it's called, winning

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Ragequit posted:

Hell yeah, he's on a retweet/fake news bender this morning.

Retweet is correct

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
sure, trump might offend a few of the blue noses with his cocky stride and musty odors

oh, he'll never be the darling of the so-called "cspam fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "what's to be done with this Donald J Trump?"

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009



jesus loving god poo poo rear end gently caress

secret service might as well take me away right now

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lorn Wayne posted:

no everything is fine and normal and dandy

ok, I have the piss tape and was going to release it, but it looks like everything's under control.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Tmgneff/status/879654539812536320

Are you ready to follow Al-Mattis, to whatever end?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

sandoz posted:

jesus loving god poo poo rear end gently caress

secret service might as well take me away right now

relax, if they took away everyone who was mean to him we'd all be in a camp already and lowtax our kapo

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Nice meltdown

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Origami Dali posted:

check out my new band galt's guiche

jalt's juche

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Tmgneff/status/879654539812536320

Are you ready to follow Al-Mattis, to whatever end?

walk without rhythm

Serf
May 5, 2011


the best part is that yeah a lot of the news is fake, but rather than thinking about it critically we have a brain-damaged old man rambling on about it being unfair to him in front of the whole fuckin world lol

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i remember when tweets like these would shake the world. now, it's tuesday. bet paul ryan doesn't even lose sleep anymore.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvyywDE67tY

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Lol pissbaby mad today

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


I love that he gets something he wants and instead of being happy just gets angrier about other things

Serf
May 5, 2011


Origami Dali posted:

i remember when tweets like these would shake the world. now, it's tuesday. bet paul ryan doesn't even lose sleep anymore.

paul ryan's about to steal healthcare from millions of people. he sleeps like a rock these days

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Do you guys think his fat little monkey heart will hold out through his disgracing or will it pop all Paterno-style?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

what the hell is happening

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Serf posted:

the best part is that yeah a lot of the news is fake, but rather than thinking about it critically we have a brain-damaged old man rambling on about it being unfair to him in front of the whole fuckin world lol

yeah its pretty great

Serf
May 5, 2011


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Do you guys think his fat little monkey heart will hold out through his disgracing or will it pop all Paterno-style?

my money is on trump outliving us all

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jarofpiss posted:

whats the best country to refugee to from america?

Depends. Are you rich, poor, or avoiding extradition?

Uruguay is popular with ultrawealthy bankers.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I gotta say, I'm starting to lose interest in Trump's morning toilet tweets. They all feel very recycled. Fake news this, failing Obamacare that.

When are we gonna get some fresh material?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

FabioClone posted:

I haven't checked in a while, is reality still careening wildly out of control?

:chaostrump:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


failed to follow in their idol's footsteps that is

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



rakanishu

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

what the hell is happening

the president is an insecure manchild with a retaliation complex

ps he also can launch nuclear weapons and end life as we know it

happy tuesday, y'all!!! :)

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Shugojin posted:

I love that he gets something he wants and instead of being happy just gets angrier about other things

I can take small solace in the fact that he's ruined both his own life and the lives of his entire family. None of them will ever be happy again :unsmith:

Serf
May 5, 2011


the biggest problem with trumps anti-news pantshitting is that its ineffective. conservatives just cling harder to fox news, the trump-approved channel and the liberals dig their heels in and keep watching like cnn and msnbc which are just as bad as fox and everyone else just tunes out and tries to ignore how lovely things are

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
*in an extremely Austin Powers voice* Oh bee caves

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i want to live and work in bee caves

~spooky vampire bees~

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




The D3 necromancer pack drops today

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Business Gorillas posted:

I can take small solace in the fact that he's ruined both his own life and the lives of his entire family. None of them will ever be happy again :unsmith:

can you imagine what its like knowing your 9 year old son has bigger hands than you do and then you open a newspaper and the headline isa TRUMP HAS TINY HANDS

how do you go on

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
they can only suck your blood once, and then their fangs fall out and they die

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm thinking that the world knows that we elected a giant pissbaby, so they're just going to isolate us over the next 8 years. Best we can hope for is a big hurricane taking out Mar-a-lago to get our disaster fill.

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Serf
May 5, 2011


if you don't think the trumps all go to bed with a big smile on their faces i dunno what to tell you

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