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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE
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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

703 posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/879766290596065280

piss tape confirmed

u kno ur good at govt when u need a story about your party's president sucking a dog's dick on live tv to make cover for your bill

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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
did you guys know we get Spicey time today WITH Rick Perry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xWJP-LSnf4

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:26
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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015

comingafteryouall posted:

so this health care bill doesn't compel you to buy insurance with a tax for the uninsured.

instead it makes it so you risk taking on huge amounts of debt if you go without health insurance. trying to scare young people into subsidizing the healthcare of older people. while giving insurance companies free reign to basically sell the shittiest insurance imaginable.

would you be able to purchase super cheap insurance, then upgrade your plan if you got sick?

*upgrade doesn't apply for 6 months

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:27
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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

deathbysnusnu posted:

After PISS tapes, get used to the phrase President Pence signed the bill into law after VP Santorum cast the tiebreaking vote.

please don't doxx cumshitter

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/879765309909020673
I honestly think that this caused a LOT of drama that we didn't hear about, and it REALLY hosed with McConnell.

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:



lol wtf is this crap

"not included in this chart are (lists all of the most famous and influential public intellectuals)"

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

fits my needs posted:

Yeah Idk why people are celebrating? the bill is delayed not dead, but everyone is gonna think it is and focus on whatever bullshit Trump throws out to distract the media
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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

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I honestly kind of welcome it. I'm in a prime position, I think, to make a shitload of cash from the resulting fi--- *bread is now 98 dollars a loaf* FUCKJ

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:28
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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

 2 minute warning for Spicey time.

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:29
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Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

 man I missed the late 60s music chat earlier. too late to reply now I guess but it's a fun topic

for this and other reasons I declare kanly on fidel castronaut

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:29
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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/879762503210864642

https://twitter.com/jyarvin/status/879767230560563200

oh my god

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 lol fight fight fight fight

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:30
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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

brugroffil posted:

*upgrade doesn't apply for 6 months

*having budget insurance counts as a pre-existing condition

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:30
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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/879762503210864642

https://twitter.com/jyarvin/status/879767230560563200

oh my god

Oh man oh man oh man, McConnell might have had this sewn up, but Trump White House hosed it up? Oh man oh man oh man.

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:30
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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

thrawn527 posted:

2 minute warning for Spicey time.

he's gonna fight Jim Acosta.
e: like an actual physical fight

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:30
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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/879757160695160833
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deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/879762503210864642

https://twitter.com/jyarvin/status/879767230560563200

oh my god

Lol waste money purging your own.

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:30
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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmaooooooo
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/879763701385048064

omg it even has his weird usage of quotes

The "Apprentice" Is a Smash!

and no one gave a single gently caress about that dumb show after its first season. it was cheap schedule filler for NBC, a network that was desperate for material during the majority of the show's run.

Nichael has issued a correction as of 19:34 on Jun 27, 2017

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
lol trump stepping on the party's dick at every opportunity

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:31
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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmaooooooo
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/879763701385048064

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/872239633781866496

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:31
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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
lol shuckabee not spicer hahahahahaha

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:32
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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

 Holy poo poo, Spicer bailed!!!

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:32
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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/879769174125555713

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 Is Sean okay? Did they hurt him

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Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
loving SHEHUCK

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

deathbysnusnu posted:

My dream apocalypse is they pass this poo poo sandwich of a bill right after defaulting. Why stop at 40 million uninsured when an economic meltdown can easily push that to 200 million? I want back alley doctors writing for stolen blood pressure and cholesterol meds in exchange for a chicken.

Over half medical care in the US to become black/gray market so much winning

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


 =HOLY poo poo

OH MY GOD

IT'S

ENERGY WEEK :eyepop::eyepoop::popeye::trumppop:

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:32
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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

thrawn527 posted:

Oh man oh man oh man, McConnell might have had this sewn up, but Trump White House hosed it up? Oh man oh man oh man.

This news tastes delicious. There's no need for comedians with all of this going on, the news itself is good enough for a laugh. I wonder what C-SPAM did during the boring ages of 2011 or so

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Either way, the march continues towards the ZUCK ZONE

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
God. Damnit.

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:32
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Oh my god the Heller thing really is causing cracks. What a stupid, petty, thing to do for nothing.

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:32
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peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

 WHERE IS SEAN?

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:33
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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 Is Rick Perry "Jeff Sessions"-ing the crowd with his slow-rear end stupid speech or he is really just a slow-brain

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:33
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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Rising Star Ross Douthat

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:33
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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
holy poo poo rick perry is wonderful

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Is Rick Perry "Jeff Sessions"-ing the crowd with his slow-rear end stupid speech or he is really just a slow-brain

he's incredibly stupid, friend

* # ? Jun 27, 2017 19:33
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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

peepeepants posted:

WHERE IS SEAN?

Has anyone checked the bushes?

This joke was brought to you by 3 weeks ago.

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E-Money
Nov 12, 2005


Got Out.
Spicey must not have made the weigh-in

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

703 posted:

holy poo poo rick perry is wonderful
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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

703 posted:

https://twitter.com/MattLaslo/status/879769174125555713
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