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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

mobby_6kl posted:

Nothing can secure my big load.

Perpetually insecure? :smith:

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Burning_Monk posted:

That looks like a WIN for me.

Is WIN a brand of wheelchair?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It's all fun and games until someone loses a bikini.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Is WIN a brand of wheelchair?

What? She landed in water, bounced off a inflated pool and landed in another inflated pool.

[THE HORROR]

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Did they tie one end of a rope to her arm and the other to a Jeep?

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Poor officer.
Nobody was shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njozT3Amjzg

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

canyoneer posted:


secure your tools before driving

No poo poo, ech. The other day (last week?) I saw a rake fall out of a truck crossing the highway. It was scary, but all I *saw* was that it bounced against another car coming the other way.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Once my car top carrier burst open while we were going full tilt, launching a full load of skis into oncoming traffic. They all missed. That was some Matrix poo poo let me tell you.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


We all love dashcams, and we all love aussie accents and swearing - so have a compilation filled with the drivers swearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Zs60LppWI

I think 2:47 was a drivers ed. Not sure who is funnier, the instructer or learner.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Humphreys posted:

We all love dashcams, and we all love aussie accents and swearing - so have a compilation filled with the drivers swearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Zs60LppWI

I think 2:47 was a drivers ed. Not sure who is funnier, the instructer or learner.

These are so nice and mostly no one got hurt too bad.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Well here's some Russian dashcam videos where everyone drives like a crazed maniac and is more than happy to get out and roadrage each other :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg6OFhN1F7M
The final video of a car driving the wrong way down a busy street is a total dick tease, nothing happens.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Hey guys, I found the answer to that obnoxious driver's license discussion from earlier.

No one should be allowed to drive. Fire everyone into the sun.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_c0At60po4

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/27/i-get-knocked-down-man-hit-by-bus-gets-back-up-again-and-heads-to-pub

:stare:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Once my car top carrier burst open while we were going full tilt, launching a full load of skis into oncoming traffic. They all missed. That was some Matrix poo poo let me tell you.

I always used to drive my subaru wagon with three or four friends up to the mountain. Passing snow plows.

Those four boards in the back cargo area flying around could have easily been our final destination moment.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

They make em tougher on gun street east

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKEHn8FPbF8

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I like russian dashcams best for the drama and insanity but their reactions arent nearly as funny and cute as aussie ones. "Blyat!" is so much less adorable than the aussie "awwww! You stupid fahckin whankeh!" and the like.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.

The kid in the last clip is baffling. Who doesn't want to go to Disneyland?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Nathilus posted:

I like russian dashcams best for the drama and insanity but their reactions arent nearly as funny and cute as aussie ones. "Blyat!" is so much less adorable than the aussie "awwww! You stupid fahckin whankeh!" and the like.

My favorite was when a biker got cut off and said "you...fuckin...absolute PENIS"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Nah, I like russian reactions more, the nihilism is great

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

ashnjack posted:

The kid in the last clip is baffling. Who doesn't want to go to Disneyland?


A kid with taste beyond his years.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Man we just talked about 11foot8.com;

I drive under an 11'8 bridge to get to work, this morning a semi hit it going about 45 literally arms reach from my window. Filled my car with dust and metal flakes, but poo poo at least I'm not that guy.

poo poo was loud!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



ashnjack posted:

The kid in the last clip is baffling. Who doesn't want to go to Disneyland?

Take that kid to a broccoli farm dammit

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Interrupting the routine of a child with autism can cause severe anxiety.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
http://pagesix.com/2017/06/19/jeff-zucker-viewers-trust-cnn-more-than-ever/

quote:

CANNES — CNN boss Jeff Zucker says despite Donald Trump’s war on the network and what the president says is “fake news,” he is certain that CNN maintains the trust of its viewers, as it extends into digital brands to attract a younger audience.

Speaking at Cannes Lions, he said, “CNN has been around for 37 years, our trustworthiness today is the same as it was a year ago, before people in high offices started questioning it. We know that through our own brand research. Just because somebody says you are not trustworthy, that doesn’t mean it is so … CNN’s brand equity is built over 37 years doing hard work in very dangerous places … those who rely on CNN trust CNN more than ever.”

https://theintercept.com/2017/06/27/cnn-journalists-resign-latest-example-of-media-recklessness-on-the-russia-threat/

quote:

Three prominent CNN journalists resigned Monday night after the network was forced to retract and apologize for a story linking Trump ally Anthony Scaramucci to a Russian investment fund under congressional investigation. That article — like so much Russia reporting from the U.S. media — was based on a single anonymous source, and now, the network cannot vouch for the accuracy of its central claims.

In announcing the resignation of the three journalists — Thomas Frank, who wrote the story; Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter Eric Lichtblau, recently hired away from the New York Times; and Lex Haris, head of a new investigative unit — CNN said that “standard editorial processes were not followed when the article was published.” The resignations follow CNN’s Friday night retraction of the story, in which it apologized to Scaramucci

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

ashnjack posted:

The kid in the last clip is baffling. Who doesn't want to go to Disneyland?

I never wanted to go to Disneyland. If I had been told we were suddenly going on a car trip to it I would have been upset as well. :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

ashnjack posted:

The kid in the last clip is baffling. Who doesn't want to go to Disneyland?
I wouldn't have liked Disneyland as a child (hated noise and crowds and suffered terribly in the heat) and did not handle surprises or disruptions of my routine well at all. Not autistic but I have trouble dealing with sensory overload or whatever the term is, so knowing ahead of time what to expect was/is very important so I could prepare for it mentally. It was especially bad when I was a kid and had no control over anything and didn't know how to recognize my needs or express what I felt so i'd just shut down or explode.

This seems like one of those things people do because they have this idea in their heads about how wonderfully things are going to work out because they're a perfect photo family, but didn't take into account that not only are their children people with their own priorities and feelings, they're also CHILDREN.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Data Graham posted:

Take that kid to a broccoli farm dammit

They did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hswdDZgcwHA

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Disney World sucks, I want to go to Dick's house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tm6t8TnuyU

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Idiot antifa decides to block concentrated pepper spray with his face.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

ISIS CURES TROONS posted:

Idiot antifa decides to block concentrated pepper spray with his face.



I don't mean to be judgemental about your all caps user name. And in all fairness my user name was assigned by an admin who had a history with troons so I'm not gonna judge but I can't figure out which side of the freude you're on here.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm in favor of a world in which, every day, antifa gets owned really hard.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


ISIS CURES TROONS posted:

I'm in favor of a world in which, every day, antifa gets owned really hard.

ooh this is a good one lets see if he gets any bites.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

Not to excuse any bad stuff that has been caused by Antifa but it ends up being one of those "in the middle of the desert would you stop at a red sign" things. In any case, it's always good to read about stuff so here's this blog post on the subject https://hobbycontrarian.wordpress.com/2017/04/22/antifa-explained/ which I consider to be balanced.

Disclaimer - neither an anti-fa nor a fascist, but I can see how there's use in violent protest

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

orange sky posted:

Not to excuse any bad stuff that has been caused by Antifa but it ends up being one of those "in the middle of the desert would you stop at a red sign" things. In any case, it's always good to read about stuff so here's this blog post on the subject https://hobbycontrarian.wordpress.com/2017/04/22/antifa-explained/ which I consider to be balanced.

Disclaimer - neither an anti-fa nor a fascist, but I can see how there's use in violent protest
it's closer to the pro/con of unions. antifa is bad in some ways, but they're objectively superior to literal fascists

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
list of aryan brotherhood members antifa has tried to beat up:

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Oh wait mabye Eric Clanton can get started on that when he goes to jail for trying to murder 3 people with a bike lock :laugh:

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Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

ISIS CURES TROONS posted:

list of aryan brotherhood members antifa has tried to beat up:
list of times cherrypicking yielded a meaningful point:

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