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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fits my needs posted:

I think he meant the karaoke at strip clubs

I wish

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

one of the two, whichever it is, bigly

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
oh wait
https://twitter.com/ChrisHartline/status/879797747406299136

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

He's gonna try to force them to vote on this tonight isn't he

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
who thought it would be a good idea to convince people by bringing in trump

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schnorkles posted:

i don't spend money on vacations tbh. my children will probably hate my guts.

my wife and i take multiple ones a year because we're not having kids

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

when i was in florida i went to a super walmart or whatever those abominations are called and i saw a bag of cheetos the size of a pillow

this has been my florida story

would you know that bag of cheetos became donald trump, the 45th presiden tof these united states

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




quote:

Competitive Fidget Spinner Game Blows Up on YouTube

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

logikv9 posted:

when i was in florida i went to a super walmart or whatever those abominations are called and i saw a bag of cheetos the size of a pillow

this has been my florida story

what a time to be alive

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Gringostar posted:

the worst part of going to a disney park is being surrounded by chuds

the best part of going to a disney park is playing "spot the worst chud" though

the loudest one coming from the direction of Tomorrowland

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Grem posted:

Lol how often do you do karaoke, the thing married middle aged women do when they want to get wild and crazy?

what sad part of the world do you live in where karaoke isn't the best

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

oh my god is someone live-leaking from the WH meeting?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Mitch didn't tell him why they cancelled the vote?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the day began with the president retweeting a GTA V youtuber

and it is ending with all of the senators from his party having to meet with him and explain why they can't pass a healthcare bill despite having control of the whole government

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Grem posted:

Lol how often do you do karaoke, the thing married middle aged women do when they want to get wild and crazy?

haha u hate fun

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/879797737490759681

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

logikv9 posted:

who thought it would be a good idea to convince people by bringing in trump

Art of the Deal, baby

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: you're going to lovely rear end karaoke if that's all you see

karaoke transcends all demographics it's like the DMV

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Rubber Tucky posted:

what sad part of the world do you live in where karaoke isn't the best

Karaoke at gay bar on drag night is the best fun you can have short of breaking some laws

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what a headline / time to be alive / country

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Augus posted:

omg lmao I can't 2017 owns

thehill.com/homenews/administration/339628-trump-team-battling-disney-over-speech-in-hall-of-presidents

"No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


just lol if you're only now getting to your breakdown.

where we're going we won't need...SSRIs.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Karaoke is the best when you find a good spot, i feel bad for that person who's apparently only ever been to lovely suburban karoke nights

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Weeping Wound posted:

the loudest one coming from the direction of Tomorrowland

double turkey leg on a scooter because they're so fat in frontierland, or a family of 4 all on scooters because they're so fat at animal kindom are the all time hits for us

also fat cinderella waiting in line to meet tinkerbell

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
just bring in the dreaded enforcer that makes congressmen quake in fear and can change a no vote to a yes with a mere glance: mike horsefucker pence

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/HenryJGomez/status/879798124356796416

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i like that they made collins and murkowski sit next to him. nice touch.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
karaoke owns

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the first time i went to a wal-mart in florida i stood outside to have a smoke while my family went in. 10 seconds later a security guard on a golf cart rolled up

"is that a joint?"

"no it's a-"

*proceeds to tell me about how how he is a 40 year old man who lives with his mother and tells her to shut up when he smokes pot in his attic room, is also missing several prominent front teeth*

from him i learned that polk county only had poo poo ditch weed, the $80/half oz kind filled with stems and seeds. i never even had the chance to try it before i left.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I can't believe those dern democrats are astopping healthcare reform!!!

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
fun things are good and karaoke is a fun thing that is good

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

logikv9 posted:

who thought it would be a good idea to convince people by bringing in trump

trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
mormonpartyboat is slowly losing he goddamn mind

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

haha u hate fun

I go white water rafting a lot.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
i got punched outside a karaoke bar in louisiville one night by a big ol redneck and i still think karaoke owns.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

mormonpartyboat is slowly losing he goddamn mind

lol "slowly"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Trump is just wondering where he gets to the part where he doesn't pay the senators and then ties them up in litigation until they give up

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879796816459558913

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Grem posted:

I go white water rafting a lot.

do u bring a karaoke machine because u should try it

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