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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
im not owned in not owned i continue to insist as bullet fragments are ripped from my body

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Which of these is the conservative option?

They could sell it as the military is strong because it is run by the government and a pile of cash. We want our healthcare to be military strong. We want to not only have the worlds greatest military, we want to have the worlds greatest health care. Say it's patriotic and poo poo so they don't look like a wussy Dem.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

I honestly don't understand why they don't pass a bill called THE OBAMACARE REPEAL ACT that just says "Obamacare is repealed", but doesn't actually do anything.

no tax cut so the suicide caucus won't vote for it

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mods

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Reality Winner posted:

im not owned in not owned i continue to insist as bullet fragments are ripped from my body

naw all those are with him for life haha

gonna be grunting a bit when he puts on the white robes from now on

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Reality Winner posted:

im not owned in not owned i continue to insist as bullet fragments are ripped from my body

a dril tweet for every situation

https://twitter.com/dril/status/541298222044819456

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/879804482883923968

aw that's very touching. black cops do deserve to live thank you Republican meme generator foundation.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


I hear mods knew.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Hillary 2020 posted:

There really needs to be a maximum age limit for political candidates.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

or like a mandatory mri

Reality Winner posted:

this would literally kill steve scalise

I love C-SPAM.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pros:
Name changes a lot more frequent, meaning chances at humor

Cons:
Homework Explainer and fishmech get to decide what your username is

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/879804482883923968

aw that's very touching. black cops do deserve to live thank you Republican meme generator foundation.

But not if a white cop is afraid of the economy.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Reality Winner posted:

im not owned in not owned i continue to insist as bullet fragments are ripped from my body

bullet cam of how it went down

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Nuclearmonkee posted:

anyone over retirement age should not be allowed to vote or run for elected office

GOP solves pension crisis by increasing retirement age to 99

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Hillary 2020 posted:

GOP solves pension crisis by increasing retirement age to 99

b...bing bong?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Hillary 2020 posted:

GOP solves pension crisis by increasing retirement age to 99

Paul Ryan wants to do this fyi.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Well see they have to have a vampiric bill that literally drains the life out of the poor into the pockets of the rich

They can't just say they repealed Obamacare lol geez

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



gently caress yeah its rainier cherry season!!!

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Epic High Five posted:

Pros:
Name changes a lot more frequent, meaning chances at humor

Cons:
Homework Explainer and fishmech get to decide what your username is

But would it decrease the deficit???

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

this man's brain is full of holes so big you could drive through them

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Admiral Ray posted:

this dude needs to get his head stuffed up his rear end in a top hat so he can finally see how full of poo poo he is.

computer, show me "chud tayne"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Monkey Fracas posted:

Well see they have to have a vampiric bill that literally drains the life out of the poor into the pockets of the rich

yeah

I mean we talk about them wanting to kill poor people but really, they want as much money as possible for healthcare companies so they can also get a shitload of money from them in turn and the most expedient way to do that is just not give anybody health care but still make them pay for it

the gop's motives always boil down to more money at all costs

always

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/GerryConnolly/status/879809432896626688


https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/879810158691483649

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/879810158691483649

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ahahaha

"you believe this motherfucker :jerkbag:"

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Tik tik tik

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
:chaostrump:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Thatim posted:

Tik tik tik

you should see a vet for those lime disease is no joke :ohdear:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


This is not "How dumb is Trump?!" This is "How dumb is Trump?! Also, we're going to kill so many people lol."

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


"okay what pic should we use"

"how about the one where he looks like he suffers from severe dementia"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trumps brain has the unique fractal property of holes taking up 100% of its volume, while also presenting a perfectly smooth surface

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yinlock posted:

"okay what pic should we use"

"how about the one where he looks like he suffers from severe dementia"

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
senate is a huge mistake, whatever, ill keep drinking that garbage

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Yinlock posted:

"okay what pic should we use"

"how about the one where he looks like he suffers from severe dementia"

that could refer to any of them

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

:stonklol:

https://twitter.com/didikins4life/status/879800593530966022

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879812512442699776

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

lol good fuckin' luck with that

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
dik dik dik dik dik

http://i.imgur.com/uGvd7qw.gifv

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

the suck zone is severely outposting us right now :ohdear:

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
it makes me feel good to be smarter than our president but then i realize he is president

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