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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

BOY I SURE AM TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING

ARE Y'ALL AS TIRED AS I AM?

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Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
DoD officials now saying that they do, in fact have possible evidence that Syria was prepping for another chemical attack.
Maybe.
It sure looked like it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/world/middleeast/syria-chemical-attack-trump.html

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
France is ‘hunting down its citizens who joined Isis’ without trial in Iraq

quote:



Up to 30 French nationals allegedly targeted by Iraqi troops after identification from French special forces to ensure they ‘don’t return home’

France is allegedly providing crucial intelligence information to Iraqi ground forces fighting Isis in order to target and exterminate French nationals who have joined the jihadist organisation, it has emerged.

An investigation by the Wall Street Journal found that French special forces have allegedly enlisted the help of Iraqi units to ensure that French nationals fighting in the country do not escape to pose a terror threat on their return home.

Photographs, alibis and location coordinates gathered from surveillance drones and radio interception intel have been provided to assist in the hunt, the WSJ reported.

Neither French nor Iraqi sources disclosed how many French citizens have been killed in the operation, but said that up to 30 men had been identified as senior, ‘high-value’ targets.

I'm cool with this approach.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



This is completely legitimate and should be practiced by every country involved in the ISIS fight.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yeah, take that, Frenchies!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Immanentized posted:

DoD officials now saying that they do, in fact have possible evidence that Syria was prepping for another chemical attack.
Maybe.
It sure looked like it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/world/middleeast/syria-chemical-attack-trump.html

i feel like i've heard this before....

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:


The civilian judiciary has no place in any military chain of command. While the ICRC advisory disagrees, most countries deem those who are active fighting members of terrorist organizations legitimate combatants, who have the right to kill and be killed. There's no news here.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
drat, I wish our Government had the spine to do that. I remember reading somewhere that the three countries in the world with the most UN rulings against them were Israel, Russia and...France.

Guess when the gloves come off the French don't gently caress about. Greenpeace found that out.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Genocide Tendency posted:

This is completely legitimate and should be practiced by every country involved in the ISIS fight.

Agreedo. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
The horror

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

drat, I wish our Government had the spine to do that. I remember reading somewhere that the three countries in the world with the most UN rulings against them were Israel, Russia and...France.

Guess when the gloves come off the French don't gently caress about. Greenpeace found that out.

We do do that.

Kinda. The long and short of it is that the Israeli Supreme Court (which is one of the most liberal and leftist courts in the entire world up till the past few years) wrote a pretty brilliant decision in 2006 concerning distinction in wartime. The core of the problem is that you have three categories of legitimate targets: privileged combatants (soldiers in uniform), unprivileged combatants (spies, mercenaries), and civilians taking a direct part in hostilities, and no one was really sure where to classify terrorists - International Humanitarian Law is unclear on the matter. Fortunately, the Israeli Supreme Court basically came up with a principle of renunciation, and it basically says that if you're an avowed member of a terrorist organization with whom we have an armed conflict, you're an unprivileged combatant and we can kill you. Generally speaking, the United States abides by this principle, though typically we are more choosy about our targets. In other words, Abu Hajaar isn't going to be the target of a drone strike, but we're quite happy to go after folks like Zarqawi or al-Shishani, as well as middle management in general.

The ICRC, predictably, threw a shitfit about the decision and said that members of terrorist organizations are actually civilians and aren't legitimate targets unless they're literally firing a Kalashnikov on a literal battlefield. Happily, no one important listens to them.

The Iron Rose fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jun 27, 2017

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

drat, I wish our Government had the spine to do that. I remember reading somewhere that the three countries in the world with the most UN rulings against them were Israel, Russia and...France.

Guess when the gloves come off the French don't gently caress about. Greenpeace found that out.

I thought there was a news story last year about the SAS specifically targeting British Nationals turned terrorist?

I'd check but I'm on my phone.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Found it.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/sas-special-forces-hit-list-iraq-syria-isis-terrorist-attacks-drones-a7400756.html

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Here I was hoping it'd be the article with the SAS doing ATV drive-bys in the syrian desert.

E: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-sas-troops-riding-quad-4678493
They must've done some fact checking since I read the original. No mention of drive-bys in this version

Immanentized fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jun 27, 2017

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

I seriously have no problem with that, and I also didn't have a problem with al-Awlaki catching a Hellfire in Yemen either.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Countries cleaning up their own terrorists overseas is good housekeeping.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

I seem to remember reading another article from the Daily Mail that was just loving ridiculous and made the SAS/SBS sound like a gang of supermen no-scoping people from 1000m and it just sounded like tosh. I'm sure the Government wouldn't think twice about killing a UK national under the right circumstances but I can't see them going out and deliberately hunting them. There were some serious legal challenges to the UK doing it in Afghanistan I think.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I seem to remember reading another article from the Daily Mail that was just loving ridiculous and made the SAS/SBS sound like a gang of supermen no-scoping people from 1000m and it just sounded like tosh.

Yeah, completely ridiculous. That's Canada.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Imma call this a current event because it just popped up on my twitter feed and we need it as the background for GIP:

https://twitter.com/priya_ebooks/status/879632008862810113






Also, some reporter finally had enough of Sarah:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879781462093869056


Skip to 3:23 for the real fun.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

not caring here posted:

Countries cleaning up their own terrorists overseas is good housekeeping.

It would be interesting if the House of Saud clipped a few dozen people over night in America.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Imma call this a current event because it just popped up on my twitter feed and we need it as the background for GIP:

https://twitter.com/priya_ebooks/status/879632008862810113
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BANK

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

It would be interesting if the House of Saud clipped a few dozen people over night in America.

they did or did you never hear about 9/11

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Genocide Tendency posted:

Imma call this a current event because it just popped up on my twitter feed and we need it as the background for GIP:

https://twitter.com/priya_ebooks/status/879632008862810113






Also, some reporter finally had enough of Sarah:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879781462093869056


Skip to 3:23 for the real fun.

I like the part where she yells at CNN for "fake news" and then tells everyone to go watch a James O'Keefe video that "I don't know if it's true or not, but watch it"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Doesn't count if they clip themselves

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Now that the vote has been delayed, courageous heroes are announcing their opposition.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879790375036170240

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Now that the vote has been delayed, courageous heroes are announcing their opposition.

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/879790375036170240


Is this because they chickened out because they'd after to deal with angry constituents for another week or are they trying to score points with voters with "I WAS NEVER FOR THIS DUMB DUMB BILL ANYWAY!!!!!" *votes for what ever the next round of dumb healthcare legislation the republicans come up with*

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
By the way, on the fake news front, Fahrenthold found A Thing.

Donnie has been on the covers of TIME magazine a lot. Like a lot a lot.

But it wasn't enough, so he made a completely fake TIME magazine cover of himself and put it on the walls of at some of his golf courses.

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879764148007182338


quote:

The framed copy of Time Magazine was hung up in at least four of President Trump’s golf clubs, from South Florida to Scotland. Filling the entire cover was a photo of Donald Trump.

“Donald Trump: The ‘Apprentice’ is a television smash!” the big headline said. Above the Time nameplate, there was another headline in all caps: “TRUMP IS HITTING ON ALL FRONTS . . . EVEN TV!”

This cover — dated March 1, 2009 — looks like an impressive memento from Trump’s pre-presidential career. To club members eating lunch, or golfers waiting for a pro-shop purchase, it seemed to be a signal that Trump had always been a man who mattered. Even when he was just a reality-TV star, Trump was the kind of star who got a cover story in Time.

But that wasn’t true.

The Time cover is a fake.


Literal fake news.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

KildarX posted:

Is this because they chickened out because they'd after to deal with angry constituents for another week or are they trying to score points with voters with "I WAS NEVER FOR THIS DUMB DUMB BILL ANYWAY!!!!!" *votes for what ever the next round of dumb healthcare legislation the republicans come up with*

They got the cover they felt they needed to come out and say "No".

"See, McConnell pushed the vote on the bill off. If he doesn't feel like voting on this bill right now, what kind of confidence does he have in the text of the bill?"



*Proceeds to vote Yes when given 10% of the money requested to fight the opioid crisis*

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

By the way, on the fake news front, Fahrenthold found A Thing.

Donnie has been on the covers of TIME magazine a lot. Like a lot a lot.

But it wasn't enough, so he made a completely fake TIME magazine cover of himself and put it on the walls of at some of his golf courses.

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879764148007182338



Literal fake news.

Even the onion wouldn't write something as ridiculous as this goddamn

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Genocide Tendency posted:

Also, some reporter finally had enough of Sarah:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879781462093869056


Skip to 3:23 for the real fun.

How did it take four months for someone to do that.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
It gets better.

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879771598210945026

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Ha ha ha, THIS lie will be the lie we expose to make people give up hope for what he promised them! Yes! -sickos

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

By the way, on the fake news front, Fahrenthold found A Thing.

Donnie has been on the covers of TIME magazine a lot. Like a lot a lot.

But it wasn't enough, so he made a completely fake TIME magazine cover of himself and put it on the walls of at some of his golf courses.

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/879764148007182338



Literal fake news.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
We should go by the parent rule where if you don't want your kids to do something, start talking about how cool it is. Dems should start a campaign of forgiveness and national unity around our commander in chief, and one week later every horsefucking wannabe coal miner from West Virginia to Oklahoma will be ready to admit what a piece of poo poo he is.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Zeris posted:

We should go by the parent rule where if you don't want your kids to do something, start talking about how cool it is. Dems should start a campaign of forgiveness and national unity around our commander in chief, and one week later every horsefucking wannabe coal miner from West Virginia to Oklahoma will be ready to admit what a piece of poo poo he is.

i've been saying that Obama should do this since 2015.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I'm sure the Government wouldn't think twice about killing a UK national under the right circumstances but I can't see them going out and deliberately hunting them.
There is certainly precedent.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Turtlefuck looks and sounds like he saw a ghost in the all-Senators-plus-Donnie meeting. The end result is porn.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879818174782459904

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Is Christopher Wray terrible? Since trump nominated him for FBI I assume so

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Sitting down with Chuck Schumer... a fate worse than death.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

facialimpediment posted:

Turtlefuck looks and sounds like he saw a ghost in the all-Senators-plus-Donnie meeting. The end result is porn.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/879818174782459904

When can we start chucking lettuce heads at him

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