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Malcolm Excellent posted:I saw a ride his bike into traffic, right into the side of the car What? Why would the police or ambulance be needed for a boy who scooted into a car and scraped his chin? I feel like either you left out an important detail or I really want to hear about the times you've called emergency services
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I saw a van catch on fire in the middle of the 405 at rush hour. I was 12 floors up with a perfect view of 50 foot flames, it was awesome.chernobyl kinsman posted:PYF death my own
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I.C. posted:There was a shirtless guy doing push-ups on a concrete median by the highway on-ramp the other day. I was thinking this was his spanging technique, but he was doing it while the light was red and everyone was stopped, so then I thought he might just really be into fitness or something. Based on the many times I've seen it, when you see someone shirtless doing pushups in a weird place, the cause is always meth
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 00:39 |
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I was downtown and i saw this really intense, skinny, kinda grubby looking guy stalking a group of pigeons. He was hunched over and creeping up slowly on them like, and the pigeons just kept the pace ahead of him walking quickly and keeping their distance. Without any warning he charged into the group of pigeons and they panicked. They flew in every direction simultaneously. The man did a sort of scissor kick into the fray and landed on all fours with his back to the ground. He had caught a pigeon with the kick and it was skittering around on the pavement shrieking. It was all hosed up. The man walked up to it and calmly grabbed it. He whispered something into the pigeons ear which i could not hear on account of the distance between us then he held it above his head by its wings and tore the pigeon into two pieces. One wing ripped off while the other remained attached to its body and as the pigeon lay dying the man lit a cigarette and walked off down the street BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:PYF death the dude from TCC getting slow roasted in his car
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In New York City, Times Square, in the late 70s (when it was still pretty nasty) around 2 in the morning. This dude walking down the sidewalk stops, steps between two parked cars, drops his pants, squats and takes a dump. Then he wipes his rear end with his shirt tail, pulls up his pants and walks away. About five years later, I'm working as an armored car courier, and we have a stop on the same street. I'm sitting in the cab waiting for my partner when a car alarm goes off across the street. Nobody pays any attention for about five minutes. A female NYPD officer walks up, takes her nightstick and smashes the driver's side window and opens the car door. Reaches in and pops the hood, walks around and pulls some wires from under the hood, and the alarm stops. She closes the hood, writes a ticket and places it on the windshield, and walks away.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 00:56 |
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My very first day in NYC I stepped off the train from the airport into the upscale shopping mall area of penn station, when five enormous cops charged past me and all tackle this absolutely ginormous guy to the ground and carry him off hogtied past shoppers, no one bats an eye. Later that day two cars came to a stop, the drivers got out, and one broke a plastic shower curtain rod over the others head. They both got back in their cars having accomplished whatever they set out to do
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:04 |
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I've only been to nyc once but I kept hoping it would be a recreation of the Simpson's episode Unfortunately I didn't find any kakalash
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naem posted:My very first day in NYC I stepped off the train from the airport into the upscale shopping mall area of penn station, when five enormous cops charged past me and all tackle this absolutely ginormous guy to the ground and carry him off hogtied past shoppers, no one bats an eye. I've seen more fights between grown men in a single year (any of them) in NYC than the rest of my life anywhere else.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:09 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:just kill it with a rock like a man you huge pussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQ-NREcC54
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I was sittin around a campfire smokin a cigarette with some folks, just watching these logs turn to embers, and I flicked the butt at the fire and the whole thing just collapsed into glowing chunks as soon as the butt hit it. Totally looked like I meant to do it and ppl had a s-spooky moment.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:16 |
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nyc has been a goldmine of overseen and overheard rarities for the two years Ive lived here: -two dudes whacking a busted a/c unit with their hands and fists outside a bodega while the owner watches from the safety window -well dressed gent with tie and briefcase doing a big bowl hit of fresh packed spice before getting cozy and zonked out on a random stoop -guy smoking a spice blunt between subway cars as it goes over the williamsburg bridge -homeless lady taking snapchat selfies
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:21 |
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I saw two girls get into a nasty fight on the RTA Puritas platform. They were like screaming and curing at each other on the train but once they stepped onto the platform they went absolutely psycho. Like beta fish fighting where they would only stop when one was dead. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw. I also had this giant woman (sorta portly but also tall too) asking me for help on her phone and she went into how she was using an app for lesbian dating and whatnot. And an occupied stroller almost getting crushed in the train door. Yeah unusual things happen on the Red Line in Cleveland. Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Vespertillian posted:I was about 13 walking down a small downtown street and suddenly I hear this sickening crunch and see a young brunette woman fly backwards 3-4 feet from being hit by a green jeep. Whoa
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Shats Basoon posted:I went to a music festival earlier this year and watched a guy eat some fruit he had taken a piss on. What's a chad wook.?
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I saw a bird fly into a windmill and die. Same with a window. I'm really sad we can't see your posts for a while. I witnessed that too.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:34 |
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It was a perfect winter morning, sun shining, blue sky, cool crisp air, the mountains dusted with a fresh coat of snow. "Fuckin' glorious," I thought to myself. "Truly, this is God's own country." Then a flurry of motion caught my eye. It was two squirrels furiously loving on the side of the road. I think it was just the contrast that really made that moment pop.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 01:49 |
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don't kninkshame
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moose face posted:I was downtown and i saw this really intense, skinny, kinda grubby looking guy stalking a group of pigeons. That reminded me of another one. Was walking down the street and heard something bang against an apartment window 3 floors up, look up and there's at least 3 pigeons flying around in this apartment, freaking the gently caress out and smacking into the windows and some dude running and jumping and trying to grab them out of the air. He then notices me staring up and gives me the dirtiest look ever. Like WTF man don't give me the stink eye, you're the one being weird here.
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Saturday night, I got home at 5 AM. No sooner than I hope out my car than do I see a 6 foot something black guy, butt rear end naked screaming at the sky while holding his junk as he was walking north, just screaming at the sky. E: This is an NYC story. DisgracelandUSA fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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Saw my first real crazy on a vacation to LA. Well before cellphones I watched a lady get into a violent argument with the air on that street with the stars on the sidewalk.
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Sue Eastside posted:Saw my first real crazy on a vacation to LA. Well before cellphones I watched a lady get into a violent argument with the air on that street with the stars on the sidewalk. This is the most quaint thing
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 02:53 |
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i once saw two middle aged men in suits fist fighting outside of a bank why were they fighting? Business partners gone wrong?
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Shortly after I moved to NYC, I was riding the subway home after work. I got on at 34th Street-Penn Station. At the same time, a shorter trashy-looking white woman gets on the train, as well as an effiminate black man, next to the woman. Once the subway doors close, the woman says, loudly, on the crowded train, "I would APPRECIATE IT if you didn't BUMP ME!" The black man says, "I did not bump you." The woman replies, "Yes, you did, you bumped into my bag, and I appreciate it if you wouldn't do that." The man says, "I don't know what you're thinking, but I didn't bump you, maybe you bumped me." And she says, "I didn't bump you, you bumped me" and steps closer to get in his face. The man, feeling a touch invaded, gently shoves her away and says, "Please get out of my face." The woman loses it, starts screaming, "Oh my god, did you just lay a hand on me? Oh I wish you would, you don't even know what I would do to you." And the man responds, "Oh really, what do you want to do?" and the woman says, "Oh, I'll show you what I'll do, you wanna take this out on the platform?" and the man says, "Yeah, we can take this on the platform you crazy bitch" and the woman says, "Okay, we're gonna get this on the platform." The train pulls into the 42nd Street-Times Square station, and I see the two of them fighting through crowds to get off the train. They reach the center of platform and I see both them drop their bags and square up as the doors of the train close and we start heading to the next station. All this transpired over the course of about 3 minutes.
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Saturday night, I got home at 5 AM. No sooner than I hope out my car than do I see a 6 foot something black guy, butt rear end naked screaming at the sky while holding his junk as he was walking north, just screaming at the sky. I was walking through downtown Seattle once, looked up a cross street and noticed a very tall and completely naked black guy standing there in a small portico, swaying back and forth. I immediately thought, "PCP." This guy suddenly locks eyes with me and takes off, sprinting directly at me... briefly. As he got about halfway to me, he suddenly veered off, clipped a car, smashed the side-view mirror to pieces and fell to the ground. Then he started rolling around in wet leaves, cigarette butts and whatever other filth/trash was on the ground like he was frolicking in the snow or something. Up to that point, I swear it was like this guy was invisible and I was the only one who noticed him, despite the fact that there was a ton of foot traffic (on a Monday night during rush hour with a Seahawks game that evening).
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Shortly after I moved to NYC, I was riding the subway home after work. I got on at 34th Street-Penn Station. At the same time, a shorter trashy-looking white woman gets on the train, as well as an effiminate black man, next to the woman. Once the subway doors close, the woman says, loudly, on the crowded train, "I would APPRECIATE IT if you didn't BUMP ME!" The black man says, "I did not bump you." The woman replies, "Yes, you did, you bumped into my bag, and I appreciate it if you wouldn't do that." The man says, "I don't know what you're thinking, but I didn't bump you, maybe you bumped me." And she says, "I didn't bump you, you bumped me" and steps closer to get in his face. The man, feeling a touch invaded, gently shoves her away and says, "Please get out of my face." The woman loses it, starts screaming, "Oh my god, did you just lay a hand on me? Oh I wish you would, you don't even know what I would do to you." And the man responds, "Oh really, what do you want to do?" and the woman says, "Oh, I'll show you what I'll do, you wanna take this out on the platform?" and the man says, "Yeah, we can take this on the platform you crazy bitch" and the woman says, "Okay, we're gonna get this on the platform." She tazed him right?
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I was riding my bike on a path that runs parallel to a fairway at the golf course. Someone hosed up and went way left and the ball knocked the fountain drink out of my hand.
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Burt Sexual posted:She tazed him right? If I had to guess, I'm betting she pulled out a box cutter and stabbed him.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:some dude outside my office window got shot in the head and died in the parking lot lol I came here to post about a guy getting shot and dying right outside my motel room
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The body of a man who chainsawed his own head off two days prior. A dog (Great Dane) getting decapitated by a pickup truck which was passing me on the interstate.
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I pulled into a spot at the front of a gas station as someone with a ski mask and a gun was coming out the front door.
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B. Birdsworth posted:The body of a man who chainsawed his own head off two days prior. That is some hosed up poo poo
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Was hiking with my Boy Scout troop when I was 15 or so and we found a doll head and deer skull nailed to a tree right off the path, with some smaller animal's spine and a couple hubcaps on the ground below it. Presumably some creepy cult poo poo.
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Not me but someone I know was breaking into/exploring an abandoned looking house with some other mutuals and they discovered someone's hosed up home lab where they vivisected animals. Parts in jars and poo poo, claw marks on the table.
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Was fishing on an old bridge of the Overseas Highway (between the Florida Keys) when I was maybe 10 years old. On the new bridge an 18 wheeler semi truck was passing by. One of its wheels just popped off and caught fire. I watched this flaming wheel bounce down the road while my mom clutched me, terrified it would bounce over onto our bridge. Instead it bounced over the side and made a big enough splash that the water flew all the way above the bridge so that we could see it.
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symbolic posted:Was hiking with my Boy Scout troop when I was 15 or so and we found a doll head and deer skull nailed to a tree right off the path, with some smaller animal's spine and a couple hubcaps on the ground below it. Presumably some creepy cult poo poo. 99% chance it was stoned teenagers trying to be creepy as gently caress with what they found around them
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SeXReX posted:I was riding my bike on a path that runs parallel to a fairway at the golf course. Someone hosed up and went way left and the ball knocked the fountain drink out of my hand. When I was a kid riding in the car with my parents a stray golf ball bOunced off our neon booger colored dodge neon and I got to witness my dad pull over and yell insults at the golfers for not keeping their balls on the goddamn fairway
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 04:39 |
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as a kid camping a bunch of us jumped over a barbed wire fence. one kid didn't quite make it and tore his testicles open. it was yellowy white inside of them like fat and he screamed really loud. the parks service had to fly him to the hospital
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Forums related: one time jerry mumphrey got into a row with the sa support robot and it went something like this SSR: USER PERSISTS. WEAPONS ARMED AND ACTIVATED. TARGET ACQUIRED Jerry Mumphrey: Same. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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One time i was playing baseball as a kid and got into a fight with the opposing pitcher. His friends on his team stepped in to jump me so I started walking away. The next thing I knew I threw the bat as hard as I could at the three of them. It flipped in the air several times and hit him square in the face. He crumpled like a ragdoll, and we all laughed at him. I had to apologize to his dad later before he went to the hospital. https://youtu.be/if27InJBtEI Video related, at about the 5:30 mark was close to what happened.
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