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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Fidel Castronaut posted:

lol at people who don't go dutch

lol at people still dating post-orb

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
should've elected rick perry 4 prez

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
who the gently caress does a fake reach for their wallet

Is this one of those made up shitt romcom hilarious bullshit akward moments?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


lol



lol

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

should've elected rick perry 4 prez
something about seeing the largest nuclear arsenal on the planet shook him up something fierce and he isn't destroying the department of energy :thunk:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/879944455939338240

*peels off in Mustang*

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

MadJackal posted:

I want to see some footnotes here. Utah looks like a loving shooting gallery.

apparently they rank fourth, i'd assume per capita obviously. i would be fascinated to know how much heroin abuse there is in the mormon population and what if anything they are doing about it.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
who still carries a wallet

who even eats like lol just squeeze the tube

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




MariusLecter posted:

who the gently caress does a fake reach for their wallet

Is this one of those made up shitt romcom hilarious bullshit akward moments?

if it happens at a steak house its called a meatcute

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/879910886269485056

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/879915671085359104

Chris Hayes owns

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
oh, lol, of course it's b/c they think it's nbd because it's prescription drugs, not EVIL illegal drugs.

Maline Hairup was a devout Mormon. No alcohol, no coffee. She didn’t smoke. Until the day she died, she had never used illegal drugs. Yet she was an addict for most of her adult life.

“Maline never thought she had a problem,” said her sister, Mindy Vincent, a recovering addict. “She was a firm believer that because the doctor prescribed the pills it was OK. She didn’t see any shame in it. She didn’t think she was an addict. It wasn’t like taking drugs. But she was on the painkillers for 15 years until they wouldn’t give her any more.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/26/utah-mormons-prescription-painkiller-addiction

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

NecroMonster posted:

if there was a whole episode that was just someone slowly feeding him into a rusty wood chipper i think i'd be happy

William H. Macy is a national treasure.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


not under NCLB that's for sure

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

*when smoke clears thousands of US servicemen are dead on the ground*

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fidel Castronaut posted:

oh, lol, of course it's b/c they think it's nbd because it's prescription drugs, not EVIL illegal drugs.

Maline Hairup was a devout Mormon. No alcohol, no coffee. She didn’t smoke. Until the day she died, she had never used illegal drugs. Yet she was an addict for most of her adult life.

“Maline never thought she had a problem,” said her sister, Mindy Vincent, a recovering addict. “She was a firm believer that because the doctor prescribed the pills it was OK. She didn’t see any shame in it. She didn’t think she was an addict. It wasn’t like taking drugs. But she was on the painkillers for 15 years until they wouldn’t give her any more.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/26/utah-mormons-prescription-painkiller-addiction

White people do drugs like this, black people do drugs like this

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

people still take Gorka seriously :suicide:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

GobiasIndustries posted:

William H. Macy is a national treasure.

yeah

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


whenever trump is tested he backs down immediately

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i actually met rick perry one time and he started wearing the glasses not long after

i wear similar glasses so i suspect he copied me

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

when a moment of Destiny that makes or breaks leaders comes, you can be sure trump is speeding away in a limo with the corpses of his subordinates thrown behind him to slow it down

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i actually met rick perry one time and he started wearing the glasses not long after

i wear similar glasses so i suspect he copied me

You didnt kick him in the dick

Disgraceful

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



What new features do you think they had to add to the Presidential Cadillac to make Trump happy??

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Mr. Sharps posted:

What new features do you think they had to add to the Presidential Cadillac to make Trump happy??
answer's kinda obvious:
:sadcoke:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

succ posted:

this summer has been kinda quiet. figured a country woulda been invaded by now or something

I honestly think the only reason we aren't at war yet is because the president has a very short attention span and is very suggestible

like, it takes a week to move a carrier group into position, and that's way too long for Trump to care about a war

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
gently caress The Dutch

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

haha he busted his dick stitches again

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mr. Sharps posted:

What new features do you think they had to add to the Presidential Cadillac to make Trump happy??

a vhs player

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Guy Goodbody posted:

I honestly think the only reason we aren't at war yet is because the president has a very short attention span and is very suggestible

like, it takes a week to move a carrier group into position, and that's way too long for Trump to care about a war

good news, only takes 30 mins for an icbm to reach pretty much anywhere

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Mr. Sharps posted:

What new features do you think they had to add to the Presidential Cadillac to make Trump happy??

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

OK is hosed from ODs



What's that green one at the top, that must be a really good state

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HEY NONG MAN posted:

lol at people still dating post-orb

you know the article is tone-deaf to tinder when it talks about 'dating' instead of just hookups

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


FAUXTON posted:

a vhs player

oh true, I imagine he'd want to play this on the go http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304554/

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

NecroMonster posted:

haha he busted his dick stitches again

nullo contende

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Guy Goodbody posted:

What's that green one at the top, that must be a really good state

north dakota, not a really good state

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/879946219006676992

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

FAUXTON posted:

a vhs player

you just know the tape is on a PAL cassette too.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

consumed by normies posted:

good news, only takes 30 mins for an icbm to reach pretty much anywhere

Do you think he was talked down from a nuke to the MOAB?

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