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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well here's some Russian dashcam videos where everyone drives like a crazed maniac and is more than happy to get out and roadrage each other :v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg6OFhN1F7M
The final video of a car driving the wrong way down a busy street is a total dick tease, nothing happens.

These dash cam videos from Russia make it seem as if the entire population is always doing their hardest to kill themselves and or everyone else around.

I know of one guy that works for a company here in Canada, his job is delivery driver.

Since being hired he has;

- t-boned a marked police cruiser in the middle of an intersection

- rear ended a car with a pregnant lady inside, forcing her into labour

- got on the highway going in the wrong direction

and just recently

- created an accident so bad it shut down a very busy street for a few hours and made the news

he is still employed by the company, and still drives everyday for them

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Manuel Calavera posted:

This one is a proclick. FRISK especially.

BTW my wife and I make the beer rice with edamame from the first episode of the Tasty series, and it's loving great.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

Its a prank bro.......bang you're dead.

STUNT GONE WRONG: Pregnant girlfriend shoots and accidentally kills boyfriend

A 22 year old man is dead after his family says he instructed his girlfriend to shoot him, in what they say was a YouTube stunt gone wrong.

http://www.valleynewslive.com/conte...-431170773.html

That book better be like 9 copies of the Talmud interspersed with trauma plates to stop a .50 cal.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Wasabi the J posted:

BTW my wife and I make the beer rice with edamame from the first episode of the Tasty series, and it's loving great.

It's probably the only thing from Absolutely Tasty that is good on its own merits instead of being good in comparision to stuff like Frisk pizza or toothpaste spaghetti.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Lime Tonics posted:

Its a prank bro.......bang you're dead.

STUNT GONE WRONG: Pregnant girlfriend shoots and accidentally kills boyfriend

A 22 year old man is dead after his family says he instructed his girlfriend to shoot him, in what they say was a YouTube stunt gone wrong.

http://www.valleynewslive.com/conte...-431170773.html

quote:

They were in love. They loved each other. It was just a prank gone wrong. It shouldn't of happened like this. It shouldn't have happened at all.

:mad:

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

Sappo569 posted:

These dash cam videos from Russia make it seem as if the entire population is always doing their hardest to kill themselves and or everyone else around.

I know of one guy that works for a company here in Canada, his job is delivery driver.

Since being hired he has;

- t-boned a marked police cruiser in the middle of an intersection

- rear ended a car with a pregnant lady inside, forcing her into labour

- got on the highway going in the wrong direction

and just recently

- created an accident so bad it shut down a very busy street for a few hours and made the news

he is still employed by the company, and still drives everyday for them

What route does he drive cause I'm gonna get hit by him and sue the poo poo out of your company.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Grem posted:

What route does he drive cause I'm gonna get hit by him and sue the poo poo out of your company.

I don't work there, I just know of him from a friend

And I would love to see them get sued... just drive around the city you'll come across him eventually

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Sappo569 posted:

And I would love to see them get sued... just drive around the city you'll come across him eventually

I love this statement, and the thought that getting hit by your buddy's a given. "Oh man, you need to come to Calgary (or whatever your city is) and get hit by the famous truck of Sappo569's buddy! Seriously, you haven't lived until you've been hit by his truck!"

I can see billboards and the Visit Canada ad campaigns right now.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lime Tonics posted:

Its a prank bro.......bang you're dead.

STUNT GONE WRONG: Pregnant girlfriend shoots and accidentally kills boyfriend

A 22 year old man is dead after his family says he instructed his girlfriend to shoot him, in what they say was a YouTube stunt gone wrong.

http://www.valleynewslive.com/conte...-431170773.html

quote:

"He wanted to have so many babies. I remember him telling me."

Darwin: :thunk:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Darwin was too late, sadly.

quote:

Their unborn baby, is a boy.

"We're going to name it Pedro, I want my name to carry on."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Dillbag posted:

Darwin was too late, sadly.

Maybe he was literally cucked.

We’ll never know.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RyokoTK posted:

Anyone that refers to themselves as "we the people" is a massively dumb fucker.

There's a right wing political party here in Australia called One Nation which will occasionally make some comment about how they represent the Silent Majority. What they seem to have forgotten is that we have compulsory voting in this country so there's no silent majority or minority or silent anything, everyone gets their vote counted. One Nation only got 1.3% of the votes in the last federal election. They don't represent any majority. :v:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...m=nprnews&utm_c

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fuuuuuuu, let me on this jury please.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




belt posted:

Fuuuuuuu, let me on this jury please.

That would mean getting called for jury duty, though.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/879706437169147906

That's the official twitter account of a country, completely missing the point of the "this is fine" dog.

Official Ukrainian twitter owns

https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/869532150760165377

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

This is like that elusive pixar sneer that no person actually puts on in real life, but for trollfaces, and he does it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hope he gets 20, but gets shanked within 20 minutes, for being himself

E: by the prison counselor.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

repeating posted:

That book better be like 9 copies of the Talmud interspersed with trauma plates to stop a .50 cal.

.50AE, not .50BMG.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A bouncy castle kingpin in Australia had his hired thugs torch several other rival businesses, eventually causing over $2 million in damage and no doubt ruining hundreds of kids parties and school fetes. When things got too hot he had his own bouncy castle storage shed torched to avoid suspicion. He got busted anyway.

The bouncy castle industry is a lot more :black101: than I ever realised.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Lime Tonics posted:

Its a prank bro.......bang you're dead.

STUNT GONE WRONG: Pregnant girlfriend shoots and accidentally kills boyfriend

A 22 year old man is dead after his family says he instructed his girlfriend to shoot him, in what they say was a YouTube stunt gone wrong.

http://www.valleynewslive.com/conte...-431170773.html

I'm pretty sure she just murdered her boyfriend and made this prank poo poo up afterwards. No one is actually dumb enough to think a book will reliably stop a bullet right? I mean it's a ridiculous trope in movies because it's unrealistic as hell.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

sunken fleet posted:

I'm pretty sure she just murdered her boyfriend and made this prank poo poo up afterwards. No one is actually dumb enough to think a book will reliably stop a bullet right? I mean it's a ridiculous trope in movies because it's unrealistic as hell.

Yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFBYLuDLQA

That's why I have a hip flask at all times.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Testekill posted:

It's probably the only thing from Absolutely Tasty that is good on its own merits instead of being good in comparision to stuff like Frisk pizza or toothpaste spaghetti.

No discussion of Gaki, or Endo, is complete without the Trial of Endo Shozo (from No Laughing Teachers)...where Endo (the Frisk/Monkey Slap guy) gets all of his poo poo..risque' texts and emails he's sent to extras and actresses, etc. aired out to the world..in front of his mother, father, brother and ex-wife who are sitting right behind him. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4joi1p

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

syscall girl posted:

Yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFBYLuDLQA

That's why I have a hip flask at all times.

drat. That was not how I expected those tests to turn out. Maybe I should carry a flask.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Weren't those .22 cal bullets though? I don't know jack poo poo about guns, but I thought that was among the smaller calibre of bullets.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Scenario: the police pull over a driver who has a suspended licence, the car is unregistered and unroadworthy (literally held together with electrical tape) and he has three outstanding warrants. The cops inform the driver that they're impounding the car and he replies with "If you try to take this car from me it's not going to end well."

Of course it ends with everyone standing around joking and having a laugh and the cops going "I hope he learns his lesson and doesn't do this again" because it's Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6P2N_p8L8

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

CommissarMega posted:

Weren't those .22 cal bullets though? I don't know jack poo poo about guns, but I thought that was among the smaller calibre of bullets.

It’s the weakest round in common use.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

CommissarMega posted:

Weren't those .22 cal bullets though? I don't know jack poo poo about guns, but I thought that was among the smaller calibre of bullets.

22lr

every single youtube of a guy testing a series of guns against basically anything ends with the bullet winning

for some reason

i was more concerned that he didn't fill the flasks with actual booze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5MORochIDw

Shut up about the mosin nagant

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Platystemon posted:

It’s the weakest round in common use.

Short 22s are very effective about getting in behind the ear and then failing to exit the rest of the skull and bouncing about.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CommissarMega posted:

Weren't those .22 cal bullets though? I don't know jack poo poo about guns, but I thought that was among the smaller calibre of bullets.

Yes. The .50AE that the girl shot her boyfriend with produces about ten times as much energy when leaving the muzzle as the .22 in the flask test. There's other factors in play like a larger cross section of bullet being easier to stop but it was a hell of a lot of gun to be pointing at someone you say you don't want dead.

I try not to attribute to malice what can be put down to incompetence, and there's an infinite supply of the latter in the world. They were having their second kid at age 20, so there's a few things you can probably guess about their education level.

edit:

syscall girl posted:

Short 22s are very effective about getting in behind the ear and then failing to exit the rest of the skull and bouncing about.

This is patently untrue and one of the dumber myths about guns around. Small caliber or low power bullets that go into skulls do what happened to Abraham Lincoln; moves in a straight line for a little while and stops.

Memento has a new favorite as of 11:12 on Jun 28, 2017

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Scenario: the police pull over a driver who has a suspended licence, the car is unregistered and unroadworthy (literally held together with electrical tape) and he has three outstanding warrants. The cops inform the driver that they're impounding the car and he replies with "If you try to take this car from me it's not going to end well."

Of course it ends with everyone standing around joking and having a laugh and the cops going "I hope he learns his lesson and doesn't do this again" because it's Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6P2N_p8L8

Don't read the spoiler before watching.

For those overseas:
"Such is life" is a quote attributed to Ned Kelly, our version of a western badguy who built his own steel body armour.



Also a possible incarnation of Lord Buckethead.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Martinpale posted:

No discussion of Gaki, or Endo, is complete without the Trial of Endo Shozo (from No Laughing Teachers)...where Endo (the Frisk/Monkey Slap guy) gets all of his poo poo..risque' texts and emails he's sent to extras and actresses, etc. aired out to the world..in front of his mother, father, brother and ex-wife who are sitting right behind him. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4joi1p

Holy loving poo poo.

This is a pro loving click. Chiaki is probably the best thing to happen to the Gaki writing staff, who use their divorce as a punchline ALL THE TIME.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Humphreys posted:


For those overseas:
"Such is life" is a quote attributed to Ned Kelly, our version of a western badguy who built his own steel body armour.




He built his own steel body armour...so they shot him in the legs, is pretty schadenfreude.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
http://i.imgur.com/cKvafE7.mp4

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Rascar Capac posted:

He built his own steel body armour...so they shot him in the legs, is pretty schadenfreude.

And the crotch

History books usually don't mention that for some reason.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A bouncy castle kingpin in Australia had his hired thugs torch several other rival businesses, eventually causing over $2 million in damage and no doubt ruining hundreds of kids parties and school fetes. When things got too hot he had his own bouncy castle storage shed torched to avoid suspicion. He got busted anyway.

The bouncy castle industry is a lot more :black101: than I ever realised.

I'd watch this Coen Brothers movie.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Yvonmukluk posted:

I'd watch this Coen Brothers movie.

*dog looks remorsefully back at burning bouncy castle

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/bERIXba.mp4

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

bouncy castle kingpin

Fine, fine...mods please change my etc etc

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Manuel Calavera posted:

This one is a proclick. FRISK especially.

Absolutely Tasty is a great series to watch.

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