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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Obviously now that Mata is cool and good again Mou has to buy in a new scapegoat.

Its a squad game you really need at least two scapegoats

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Blue Star Error posted:

Its a squad game you really need at least two scapegoats

Shaw is first choice scapegoat.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bacon Terrorist posted:

Shaw is first choice scapegoat.

Shaw technically counts for two

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Lacazette is real class and I can't believe the loving frogs don't rate him in the national team what a crock of poo poo

Olivier Giroud has scored a bewilderingly high number of goals for the national team after Benzema got suspended, I don't understand how either.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text
They also have Griezmann too :shrug:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jason Sextro posted:

Olivier Giroud has scored a bewilderingly high number of goals for the national team after Benzema got suspended, I don't understand how either.

its because he's really good and wasted at arsenal

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jose posted:

its because he's really good and wasted at arsenal

This is accurate.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Shaw technically counts for two

So does Ozil lol

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Jose posted:

its because he's really good and wasted at arsenal

didier deschamps, a better manager than wenger? checks out op

but in the last two years he's had 14 goals in 19 matches, one of the best runs for a French striker pretty much ever.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jason Sextro posted:

didier deschamps, a better manager than wenger? checks out op

but in the last two years he's had 14 goals in 19 matches, one of the best runs for a French striker pretty much ever.

He's quite good if you just smash balls into the goal off his forehead and don't expect him to outrun any defenders.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

blue footed boobie posted:

He's quite good if you just smash balls into the goal off his forehead and don't expect him to outrun any defenders.

that doesn't sound like the beautiful poetry of Arsenal! Where are the shifting triangles, appearing and disappearing?

Monaco signed Jordy Gaspar from Lyon - a youth product who couldn't find playing time despite Lyon having one of the worst left-backs in the league, Jeremy Morel.

Despite their keeper keeping 15 clean sheets behind one of the worst defenses I can remember seeing in his (so far) only season of Ligue 1, OM wants to bring back Steven Mandanda if the price is right. I love Mandanda and all but if Yohann Pele can do that well behind a defense that poor, what could he do behind a more passable defense, I wonder.

Ousmane Dembele has been approached by PSG, lol. If he wants a step up he'd be better off staying at Dortmund.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

blue footed boobie posted:

He's quite good if you just smash balls into the goal off his forehead and don't expect him to outrun any defenders.

Phwoar this generation of French midfielders though.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/SevillaFC/status/879793010673954822
Seems like he could've been a bigger contributor at Inter, but he never really played much after Pioli came in.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Reminder that Ever Banega:

(a) Ran himself over with his own car

(b) Was caught masturbating on a webcam

(c) Had his ferrari burst into flames while on his way to training

(d) Showed up to training drunk

(e) Rules.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

blue footed boobie posted:

Reminder that Ever Banega:

(a) Ran himself over with his own car

(b) Was caught masturbating on a webcam

(c) Had his ferrari burst into flames while on his way to training

(d) Showed up to training drunk

(e) Rules.
(f) has a cool name that's fun to say out loud

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/footballitalia/status/879985137445941248
Exciting times

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That's a throwback Galliani signing. Honoring our history.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Borini will run and run and run but he's a bit pants.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Fabio Borini is 26 years old, ostensibly a striker, has spent the last six seasons playing in the Premier League and Serie A, and during that time has scored 24 league goals

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Liverpool paid an extra £300k for him because some made up a Twitter rumour they were going to sign him

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

vyelkin posted:

Fabio Borini is 26 years old, ostensibly a striker, has spent the last six seasons playing in the Premier League and Serie A, and during that time has scored 24 league goals
He's not particularly talented OP

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


ozmunkeh posted:

Borini will run and run and run but he's a bit pants.

He'll do 90 minutes of warm up per game to the jeering of all the new Chinese fans OP.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Yeah he won't start until next season when the Chinese owners get arrested and the club assets are liquidated but he'll get a few games for sure, especially if/when Bacca leaves. Whatever, maybe he'll rediscover the halfway decent form he had at Roma.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
He will be closer to his mother and therefore play better.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Anthony Modestes move to China has failed thanks to him and his agent wanting part of the transfer sum as bonus payment.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Los Angeles FC (which will join MLS next year), after "pursuing" Chicharito and Zlatan, is supposedly finalizing a deal with Wesley Sneijder

http://sbisoccer.com/2017/06/report-lafc-closing-in-on-wesley-sneijder

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

blue footed boobie posted:

Reminder that Ever Banega:

(a) Ran himself over with his own car

(b) Was caught masturbating on a webcam

(c) Had his ferrari burst into flames while on his way to training

(d) Showed up to training drunk

(e) Rules.

Lol I did not know this and now I am glad I do

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Apparently Borini's arrival will cause Milan to sell Lapadula to Genoa. Lol.

In better news for Milan, Poli is off to Bologna.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Buncha places saying that Arsenal have made a bid for Thomas Lemar.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Lol this is a good way to announce a transfer
https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/880098707269615624

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
a bit like the abraham deal i don't really see the point in this if it doesn't inculde an option to buy

https://twitter.com/ChronicleNUFC/s...s-live-13248538

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

trem_two posted:

Apparently Borini's arrival will cause Milan to sell Lapadula to Genoa. Lol.

In better news for Milan, Poli is off to Bologna.

🎵 The wop Lapadula, for a wop that can't shoot 🎵

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Apparently Borini's arrival will cause Milan to sell Lapadula to Genoa. Lol.

That's a shame, but he'll be a starter at Genoa so hopefully he does well. He deserves to be playing more.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Ninpo posted:

🎵 The wop Lapadula, for a wop that can't shoot 🎵

drat, Ninpo. You've been doing fine work this month.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Gomis has finally gone to Turkey.

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/880141884953427969

The responses to this, and usually all Ornstein's tweets, are mental.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
is kendrick lemar actually good and are we going to sign him to our label?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

blue footed boobie posted:

Buncha places saying that Arsenal have made a bid for Thomas Lemar.

35M Euros, apparently - Monaco turned it down. They already let Bernardo Silva go for 70, I assume (possibly incorrectly) it'll take more than that.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
the first bid got rejected the current rumors are of a second bid

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Phwoar I love this time of year. Arsenal making endless low ball bids and getting gazumped by other clubs. Riveting stuff.

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