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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

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Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Anaconda Rifle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT3vGaOLWqE

ive never been as worried for his safety than while watching this video

:stonk:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

medhi is the best person on youtube

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

well maybe he learned a valuable lesson about owls and their tricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCf-oiIbVnw

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
rad af but can't help but notice she isn't even firing the left gun, held with terrible trigger discipline, and which has a carrying strap

raej
Sep 25, 2003

"Being drunk is the worst feeling of all. Except for all those other feelings."

Anaconda Rifle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT3vGaOLWqE

ive never been as worried for his safety than while watching this video

Freshman year of college at NMT, we made a 3 story jacob's ladder up the side of our dorm with a 300,000v transformer. If you got too close, the arc would jump through the rebar in the concrete. I can't believe none of us died.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

raej posted:

Freshman year of college at NMT, we made a 3 story jacob's ladder up the side of our dorm with a 300,000v transformer. If you got too close, the arc would jump through the rebar in the concrete. I can't believe none of us died.

Maybe you did die and this is hell.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

If you beat someone to within an inch of their life, they're like 0.99 dead.

im only 6 feet tall

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Kenny Logins posted:

rad af but can't help but notice she isn't even firing the left gun, held with terrible trigger discipline, and which has a carrying strap

if you watch the .gif through to the end, she doesn't even need the left gun

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Jerry Cotton posted:

Maybe you did die and this is hell.

loving spectacular double entendre if you intended it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

hifi posted:

im only 6 feet tall

so 0.986 dead then

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
so if you beat someone to within an inch of their life, and then give someone else a small bruise, you're a murderer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hifi posted:

im only 6 feet tall

Why'd you change your name and av, Tori?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

raej posted:

Freshman year of college at NMT, we made a 3 story jacob's ladder up the side of our dorm with a 300,000v transformer. If you got too close, the arc would jump through the rebar in the concrete. I can't believe none of us died.

I have a couple of 15,000 V, 30mA neon sign transformers that are perfect for jacobs ladders. I should drag them off the shelf, it's been awhile since I played with high voltage.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

high voltage is cool and good but be careful or else you might blow a hole in your desk when a little piece of solder rolls under your charged-up mass driver capacitor bank and explodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

as a kid i took the little electric motor out of a slot car



and bent the two little prongs so they'd fit into the end of one of these plugs



and proceeded to burn a hole in my shirt due to the explosion of sparks that erupted

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I've licked the end of an AC adapter for a NES. Nice buzz.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i think ive stabbed BOTH a wall outlet and a working crt tv with a fork as a kid

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
i envied the sounds my great grandmother's electric typewriter would make when she would write up her memoirs or shopping lists or idkwtf

to that end i employed a lamp cord, an old mechanical typewriter and my trusting younger brother

my mom will still try to tell this as a story of my 6 y/o genius and i will always tell her, no seriously that was not bright that was funny

funny anecdote but your son isn't and wasn't smart

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.
It's not at all high voltage but the last time I shocked myself I was putting the tail on a network cable while up a ladder. I needed the crimps from my pocket, so I held the wire in my mouth and was very quickly reminded that this was a PoE run and I had already plugged it into the injector. Unpleasant but not fatal.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

syscall girl posted:

i envied the sounds my great grandmother's electric typewriter would make when she would write up her memoirs or shopping lists or idkwtf

to that end i employed a lamp cord, an old mechanical typewriter and my trusting younger brother

my mom will still try to tell this as a story of my 6 y/o genius and i will always tell her, no seriously that was not bright that was funny

funny anecdote but your son isn't and wasn't smart

but honey you know computers and help me set up the yahoo

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/879827541103566848

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

gently caress your bush

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

netwerk23 posted:

It's not at all high voltage but the last time I shocked myself I was putting the tail on a network cable while up a ladder. I needed the crimps from my pocket, so I held the wire in my mouth and was very quickly reminded that this was a PoE run and I had already plugged it into the injector. Unpleasant but not fatal.

Old boss used his teeth to strip a live telephone cable right as the phone rang. Like 90v or something I think.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

we had some kind of a old cable box powered by poe coax and the injector never got removed when we changed boxes. house doesn't have grounds so i shocked myself like a dozen times over a few years before i took a serious look behind the entertainment center thing when we had to rerun a cable

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

fargo remake looking good

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Mr-Spain posted:

Old boss used his teeth to strip a live telephone cable right as the phone rang. Like 90v or something I think.

smdh if you have not touched the prongs and shocked yourself on some wall outlet in your life.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



a steam table's cord frayed and electrified the entire cooking line. that'll wake you at 730 on a sunday morning

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/Pizza_Suplex/status/879840917720621059

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Laserjet 4P posted:

fargo remake looking good

this is only funny because there are 3 seasons and idk 30 hours? of fargo remakes over the last 3 years

buscemi was not invited back though

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
can you embed Instagram yet

https://instagram.com/p/BUTknFqjgOH/

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
yes

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/19419070_486392358379196_7262482603079368704_n.mp4

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





no yet, id long since been banned for posting obscene food if so

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





hmm, one sec. ive got a thread to kill. *clocks instagram page*

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

woah nice

cinci zoo sniper posted:

no yet, id long since been banned for posting obscene food if so

haha cool

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

cinci zoo sniper posted:

no yet, id long since been banned for posting obscene food if so

What's wrong with obscene food?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




LP0 ON FIRE posted:

woah nice


haha cool

We Know Catheters posted:

What's wrong with obscene food?



https://scontent-arn2-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/19332705_321007304987070_1611769959103332352_n.mp4

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Hey, I know porn when I see it and that right there is some raunchy stuff.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

what is that? a carton of flan?

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




SmokaDustbowl posted:

what is that? a carton of flan?

custard pudding

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