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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Fox News hosts have been reading this thread.

http://www.newsweek.com/fox-news-president-donald-trump-health-care-republican-gop-were-all-gonna-die-629883

quote:

FOX NEWS HOST: "I DON’T CARE IF MILLIONS LOSE HEALTH INSURANCE SINCE WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE"

Who really cares about 15 million Americans losing their insurance next year alone if the GOP health care bill is passed by the Republican-held Senate? We’re all going to die in the end, anyway.

At least, that’s the rationale employed in an argument on Fox News on Wednesday. After airing statements from Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, both warning the passage of the divisive bill could result in thousands of deaths across the nation.

“You know what the crazy thing is?” Montgomery said to her fellow hosts, chuckling after each soundbite from the Democrats. “We’re all gonna die. And they can’t predict—there, there’s no way, unless they’re absolutely psychic and have a party line to heaven, they don’t know who is going to die, or when, or how many people!”

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Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
Morning Joe officially added to the list of enemies of the state:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/880409527782219777

(stay posted, it takes him time to finish his thoughts, if ever)

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

The President of the United States is mad that a cable news morning show was critical of him. :wtc:

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
came what you loving idiot

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
the thrilling conclusion

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880410114456465411

the level of class is undetectable by human instruments

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



hitchensgoespop posted:

came what you loving idiot

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880410114456465411

Women bleeding from their wherever.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



What a loving vile man

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/880410114456465411

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Autism Sneaks posted:

Morning Joe officially added to the list of enemies of the state:


More importantly low IQ people officially in the cross hairs.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

hitchensgoespop posted:

came what you loving idiot

Just "came" , simultaneously

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

hitchensgoespop posted:

came what you loving idiot

He raped them, and he is asking if they hated being raped so much why did they come.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Mind_Taker posted:

What a loving vile man

Didn't these two just get married at the White House or a Trump property or something?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

More importantly low IQ people officially in the cross hairs.

You'd think he'd be grateful to them for electing him

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Earlier today:

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/880400220848312320

I think Donnie has the better nicknaming skills.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Is he saying that Mika wanted to gently caress him and he said "ew, gross"? Cause jfc

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

WeAreTheRomans posted:

You'd think he'd be grateful to them for electing him

for being him.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Autism Sneaks posted:

the thrilling conclusion

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880410114456465411

the level of class is undetectable by human instruments
Every loving day he sinks lower and lower. Is it just going to be caveman grunts by August?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Party Plane Jones posted:

Didn't these two just get married at the White House or a Trump property or something?

They just got engaged and Trump told them he would marry them at the White House last December.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

They just got engaged and Trump told them he would marry them at the White House last December.

They mustn't have been down for T's prima nocte clause

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
He never ceases to amaze me with his confusing, petty tweets. Say what you will about Obama's policies, but at least he acted like an adult. Even GWB had a far more professional attitude, even when he came across an unintelligent dolt.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

aware of dog posted:

Is he saying that Mika wanted to gently caress him and he said "ew, gross"? Cause jfc

No, how did you get that from the tweet?

He's saying that they are mean to him now, but they came to visit his club 3 times in a month and really wanted to sit with him. Mika is ugly and has plastic surgery and he doesn't care about them, so he told them no. But they really wanted to hang out! Phonies!

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011
Today donald trump became predisent

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Blood came out of her wherever

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



lol this is the president of the united states of america.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

No, how did you get that from the tweet?

He's saying that they are mean to him now, but they came to visit his club 3 times in a month and really wanted to sit with him. Mika is ugly and has plastic surgery and he doesn't care about them, so he told them no. But they really wanted to hang out! Phonies!

I'm tired and thought he was saying "insisted on joining me" euphemistically, my bad. Even still, Joe and Mika were still totally on the Trump train before the inauguration iirc. It's not surprising, but always amazing how petty and thin skinned he is.

Plus you just know he still hate watches Morning Joe.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jesus, I thought people here are broke brained. It's bad enough to do it in a dead gay forum but on national TV? :wow:

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican

quote:

"Little" Johnny made fun of me, and his Silly Sally was very mean. Wanted, very bigly, to drink from my juice box, but WRONG. Will not do that. Bad thing. You know yes no "BAD" good ok.

This dude's getting more and more childish every day. Just... insanity.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I want MSNBC to replace Morning Joe with Teletubbies for one morning just to see what the Trump tweets look like

"MSNBC is a DISASTER! Can't even coordinate colors among their on-air talent!"

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Do people actually get sent home "badly bleeding from a face-lift"? You'd have thought they'd stop the bleeding before they let you go home.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol this is the president of the united states of america.

Exactly what just came out of my mouth when i opened twitter (with actual lol). Dark comedy timeline is nuts.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol this is the president of the united states of america.

came here to post this

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


This man is absolutely loving unhinged

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Did somebody ask Fareed Zakariah if he's the President yet?

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Mika clapping back?

https://twitter.com/morningmika/status/880415526371176448

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

While this is stupid and childish, it's clearly operating on a level that will affect T, and he's probably gonna be red nude and angry on Twitter within minutes, so ok

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006





I appreciate that this isn't even true.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/815934725416173568

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Imagine if we had a Black President who:

- Had kids with 3 different women
- Got into a very good school despite having bad grades
- Posted on Twitter about his beefs and feuds with celebrities
- Used profanity at public events
- Had sexually assaulted white women
- Called women bitches, skanks, and other sexist names
- Had lost or settled dozens of lawsuits accusing him of stealing
- Promised to fight people
- Had an 89% approval rating from "family values" White Evangelicals.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

I love how he waited until the show was just about done so they couldn't respond live on air.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Didn't MorningJoe used to be a Trump favourite?

He should fire back. :getin:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Imagine if we had a Black President who:

- Had kids with 3 different women
- Got into a very good school despite having bad grades
- Posted on Twitter about his beefs and feuds with celebrities
- Used profanity at public events
- Had sexually assaulted white women
- Called women bitches, skanks, and other sexist names
- Had lost or settled dozens of lawsuits accusing him of stealing
- Promised to fight people
- Had an 89% approval rating from "family values" White Evangelicals.

White Identity Politics is a hell of a thing.

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WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Imagine if we had a Black President who:

- Had kids with 3 different women
- Got into a very good school despite having bad grades
- Posted on Twitter about his beefs and feuds with celebrities
- Used profanity at public events
- Had sexually assaulted white women
- Called women bitches, skanks, and other sexist names
- Had lost or settled dozens of lawsuits accusing him of stealing
- Promised to fight people
- Had an 89% approval rating from "family values" White Evangelicals.

I'm imagining it right now and it totally owns

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