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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

thrawn527 posted:

In case you want a preview of today's 2PM press briefing with Sarah Huckabee-Sanders...

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/880435115347914752

why can't she speak

why is she a spokesperson if she can't speak English properly

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

#conversation

I would too like to have a conversation but please go to my website to have it first thanks in advance

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
guys i think bill mitchell might want daddies cummies

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


i thought he believed his own bullshit but there's no way this isn't just a troll

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
remember when they excoriated obama for saluting with the wrong hans

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

tbf khaki is the ranch of fabric

*looks at own pants*
drat man. I guess the truth hurts sometimes. :smith:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"my family is dying, liberal!"

That's nice, you can check out my website, it has a wiki-how on to save your family's life.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

"my family is dying, liberal!"

That's nice, you can check out my website, it has a wiki-how on to save your family's life.

Love me, I'm a libtard

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tainen posted:

looks like someone's gonna have to get another new phone number soon

https://twitter.com/lindseygrahamsc/status/880429415406161920

very low energy lindz, you got anything to say

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I just remembered that Trump is basically president because of a typo. I wonder how Johnny podesta's IT manager is doing today

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Annual Prophet posted:

i thought he believed his own bullshit but there's no way this isn't just a troll

Remember after the grab them by the pussy tapes how he was all like the Trump train hasn't derailed, it's just switching out a new set of tires! *hint, he was right*

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

remember how the media treated them as legitimate concerns for ratings

lol u think the medias legit


just how legit?

are they https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJby5kdUlPs

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/880435362920878080

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/BenSasse/status/880429821775552514

b.b.b...but the dignity of the office :qq:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Annual Prophet posted:

i thought he believed his own bullshit but there's no way this isn't just a troll

"An african american gentleman called me a colorblind angel" is something that would come out of his mouth with 100% sincerity at some point

am I saying that he is a thesaurus alt? yes.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Tainen posted:

looks like someone's gonna have to get another new phone number soon

https://twitter.com/lindseygrahamsc/status/880429415406161920

*campaigns for him in 2020*

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

kumba posted:

where did "kek" come from in terms of kekistan or whatever

is it seriously from world of warcraft or is there a different explanation, because if it's the former then holy lol

Its the stereotype of koreans laughing in atar craft

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

eonwe posted:

remember when the right cried that obama wore a tan suit and ate the wrong kind of mustard

YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT

gosh I hope nobody takes that quote out of context and drives it into the center of the earth for like 8 months



Some of Trump's anti-mattering shield is because he has an R next to his name but I think most of it is generated out of some gross organ growing out of his back that we can't see

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/880446855137644544

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



kek was korean lol in various online games before wow ever existed. bunch of people never got zerg rushed kekekekekek

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

missmeyet.jpg

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/kfile/status/880447410153168897

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
pls mr president yer making us republicans, who are killing 23 million people soon and cheered in the rose garden about it, look really bad :negative:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

god drat 2017 owns

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

fits my needs posted:

Love me, I'm a libtard



http://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/my-son-is-libtarded/

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

"An african american gentleman called me a colorblind angel" is something that would come out of his mouth with 100% sincerity at some point

am I saying that he is a thesaurus alt? yes.

i just don't understand how someone can just blithely dismiss measures that will predictably lead to tragedy and heartbreak

i just don't understand it

if he's serious then we need an afterlife of some kind because the suffering of one lifetime isn't enough to balance the scales for someone like that

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
hahaha people are still talking about the Dignity of the Office like Trump didn't pay russian hookers to piss all over it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

so this is what broke them and not him being caught admitting to sexual assault

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
all of the conservatives being shocked, shocked that Trump is being Trump are hilarious

he's your kid, you gotta take responsibility for him lol

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

we just found out donald trump was bad

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait

wait wait































wait





























what?

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


"It's hard to understand (insert anything McCain is dealing with)"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



ShutteredIn posted:

hahaha people are still talking about the Dignity of the Office like Trump didn't pay russian hookers to piss all over it

ahem he was gifted russian hookers

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Gringostar posted:

so this is what broke them and not him being caught admitting to sexual assault

i mean tbf sasse has a script that tweets this same line out every 8 am after the Morning Trump Tweets

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/880447841000316928

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


A delicious hot take

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




oh my loving god it's real

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
libtard doesnt even make sense. liberal doesnt even have a t in it. it's like someone got called a conservatard and made it up on the spot

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Gringostar posted:

so this is what broke them and not him being caught admitting to sexual assault

its one thing to sexually violate dozens maybe hundreds of women but dont u insult my morning joe :qq:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

McCain then went on to say the same about a bowl of cereal, kids these days, and a cloud shaped like a poor person getting healthcare

eonwe has issued a correction as of 16:38 on Jun 29, 2017

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

right wing humor really never is, is it

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