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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

whypick1 posted:

Prices heavily discounted to make up for the fact that they choked away an easy Super Bowl victory.

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tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

This is awesome.

Edit: I assume tickets will still be $150+ making attending a game as a family prohibitively expensive. But still.

tk fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Jun 29, 2017

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Preposterous.

*sips $12 bud light, chomps $10 pretzel while roasting in the sun watching a team with one of the league's lowest payrolls because our owner says its not feasible economically to erect a sun shade*

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Those offerings look delicious, I would love to try them

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Spoeank posted:

Preposterous.

*sips $12 bud light, chomps $10 pretzel while roasting in the sun watching a team with one of the league's lowest payrolls because our owner says its not feasible economically to erect a sun shade*


Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
*bites into a soft pretzel at new Falcons stadium* mmmm, soft and warm *enjoys a bite of the hot dog* so fresh and full of flavor.. *sips domestic draft beer* this is icy cold and refreshing

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'm the intentionally cropped out HOT DOGS sign leading to the same booth

Also my father in law drinks wine at tailgates what of it gently caress you. We also drink Templeton Rye and beer. We are non-discriminatory lushes

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Spoeank posted:

I'm the intentionally cropped out HOT DOGS sign leading to the same booth

Also my father in law drinks wine at tailgates what of it gently caress you. We also drink Templeton Rye and beer. We are non-discriminatory lushes

wine is fine

sweater tied around your neck while you swirl the wine in a wineglass, less so

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

evilweasel posted:

wine is fine

sweater tied around your neck while you swirl the wine in a wineglass, less so

Strangely enough I stopped judging what people wear. The world needs more weirdness or we'll never get a 5th element style future.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I hope all the food has tiny Falcons logos on them so they can be properly labeled as choking hazards.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Silly Burrito posted:

I hope all the food has tiny Falcons logos on them so they can be properly labeled as choking hazards.

:5:

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

I hope all the food has tiny Falcons logos on them so they can be properly labeled as choking hazards.

Hell, I laughed.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Silly Burrito posted:

I hope all the food has tiny Falcons logos on them so they can be properly labeled as choking hazards.
:vince:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Strangely enough I stopped judging what people wear.
That's not strange at all. It means you're comfortable in your own skin.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Irsay claims his twitter was hacked.

Also, the moment you've all been waiting for...

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/880418159542632449?s=09

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I love how the guy who pushes his chair back acts like Bill Belichick just got fired or something.

God, the Rams are a heinous franchise.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Irsay claims his twitter was hacked.

Also, the moment you've all been waiting for...

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/880418159542632449?s=09

:gizz: :gizz: :gizz:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Irsay claims his twitter was hacked.

Also, the moment you've all been waiting for...

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/880418159542632449?s=09

I used to think those Untuckit ads were hawking a really dumb product.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
For me, Jeff Fisher will always be the definitive example of absolute mediocrity hiding behind fake tough guy bluster. Watching him suffer is like a cold beer on a hot day for me. :allears:

Jeff Fisher, TIED for most losses ever, because of course he did. 17 fewer wins than Dan Reeves though.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

This is probably a cheap way to create a lot of good will among your fanbase.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

mcmagic posted:

This is probably a cheap way to create a lot of good will among your fanbase.

They need it after that Superbowl

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I'm surprised they serve hotdogs what with the choking hazard and all.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm surprised they serve hotdogs what with the choking hazard and all.

Silly Burrito's joke was way better :colbert:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Oh dammit.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

one wonders if the falcons will provide Heimlich maneuver lessons to fans given the fact that they choked in the super bowl :smugdog:

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The Falcons are bad and should feel bad.

:thejoke:

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

sean10mm posted:

For me, Jeff Fisher will always be the definitive example of absolute mediocrity hiding behind fake tough guy bluster. Watching him suffer is like a cold beer on a hot day for me. :allears:

Jeff Fisher, TIED for most losses ever, because of course he did. 17 fewer wins than Dan Reeves though.

Still can't believe that they fired him on a Tuesday before a Thursday night game so that he wouldn't break the record.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

MrLogan posted:

Still can't believe that they fired him on a Tuesday before a Thursday night game so that he wouldn't break the record.
I still think it was in his contract.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
gently caress all of you! You can all choke on my cock!

:argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

weird Asian candy posted:

gently caress all of you! You can all choke on my cock!

:argh:

Really didn't need to know you've got a Falcons tattoo on your penis.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

whypick1 posted:

Really didn't need to know you've got a Falcons tattoo on your penis.

It's covered up by your mom's lipstick

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The funniest possibility for this season would be for the Falcons to go to the superbowl again, go up by like 4 scores, then have the other team score like two quick touchdowns and witness the reactions.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

The funniest possibility for this season would be for the Falcons to go to the superbowl again, go up by like 4 scores, then have the other team score like two quick touchdowns and witness the reactions.

No! Shut up!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I wish my team choked in a superbowl

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

whypick1 posted:

Really didn't need to know you've got a Falcons tattoo on your penis.

:perfect:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

I wish my team choked in a superbowl

You really don't.................everytime I think I'm over it, some assholes like you all bring me right back into the pain and suffering :smith:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

a neat cape posted:

I wish my team choked in a superbowl

:same:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




a neat cape posted:

I wish my team choked in a superbowl

Is choking better than not showing up? I dunno

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is choking better than not showing up? I dunno

As a fan of a team who didn't show up in their only superbowl appearance, I'd rather then have choked

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

weird Asian candy posted:

You really don't.................everytime I think I'm over it, some assholes like you all bring me right back into the pain and suffering :smith:
*leans into your ear and whispers softly* 28 to 3

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