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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
haha Shep Smith just read a tweet calling him a liberal hemorrhoid

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

euphronius posted:

where ???? reading ??

sheetz vs wawa is fascinating in a local market

a ways north of there but I have friends in reading

sheetz vs wawa is basically gang warfare in farm-country-turned-lovely-suburbs; I have seen people have real fights over this

wawa is the old establishment and seems not to even acknowledge sheetz but instead is coasting on brand loyalty and having all the best locations, sheetz understands that 90% of this state is garbage trashland who consider chain restaurants "fancy" so they are gaining momentum fast

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
today is the day donald trump truly became president

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Nonsense posted:

Mika is the mattering

this...is probably true

lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Do happy healthy people roll around in poo poo for 2+ years and then suddenly start wondering if they're covered in poo poo?

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Wait, S.E. Cupp said that?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


succ posted:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/880484037860540416

this is insane

cant wait for a searchable database used by employers to deny employment based on voting history
this is regressing all the way to the 1800's lmao

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



succ posted:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/880484037860540416

this is insane

cant wait for a searchable database used by employers to deny employment based on voting history

im pretty glad that day crew has found another Mattering to care about while last week's BRCA Mattering is still screaming and on fire

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Nonsense posted:

Mika is the mattering

it will flow through and over trump without ever interacting with him.

the antimattering field is also a bubble in space tiem

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/880452077901795328

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

GrimGypsy posted:

a ways north of there but I have friends in reading

sheetz vs wawa is basically gang warfare in farm-country-turned-lovely-suburbs; I have seen people have real fights over this

wawa is the old establishment and seems not to even acknowledge sheetz but instead is coasting on brand loyalty and having all the best locations, sheetz understands that 90% of this state is garbage trashland who consider chain restaurants "fancy" so they are gaining momentum fast

yeah that is an accurate read of it

wawa def coasting and their new store layouts are missing the mark

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Counterpoint: nothing matters and never will

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

succ posted:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/880484037860540416

this is insane

cant wait for a searchable database used by employers to deny employment based on voting history

this seems extremely hosed up, right?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

theres your dose of anti-mattering to stabilize the milk drinking crowd

dont tease them like that

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




which dkc song was a neat variation in birds lament

moondog owns

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/880503165111590912

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Augus posted:

this is regressing all the way to the 1800's lmao

shocker, but history is not a monotonically increasing function of Progress

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

shocker, but history is not a monotonically increasing function of Progress

oh word?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Business Gorillas posted:

im pretty glad that day crew has found another Mattering to care about while last week's BRCA Mattering is still screaming and on fire
don't they already have Russia to take care of elections anyway

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

succ posted:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/880484037860540416

this is insane

cant wait for a searchable database used by employers to deny employment based on voting history
This was always the most important thing, and hoo boy I really hope they overreached here and plunge into the ocean.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

shocker, but history is not a monotonically increasing function of Progress

no way

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Internet Webguy posted:

imagine someone who pictures a happy and healthy person and thinks of trump

seriously, imagine it

Trump's core constituency is made of deeply unhappy, spiteful people. So maybe relative to them he does seem happy at first, or they just want somebody, anybody to live a happier life than they do.

He was happy when he tooted the truck horn. He was happy when Saudi Arabia threw him a sword & orb party. Trump voters don't even get such brief respite.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/880240003456147457

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




GrimGypsy posted:

a ways north of there but I have friends in reading

sheetz vs wawa is basically gang warfare in farm-country-turned-lovely-suburbs; I have seen people have real fights over this

wawa is the old establishment and seems not to even acknowledge sheetz but instead is coasting on brand loyalty and having all the best locations, sheetz understands that 90% of this state is garbage trashland who consider chain restaurants "fancy" so they are gaining momentum fast

wawa is best actually

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

don't they already have Russia to take care of elections anyway

russia could use the information as it'd make their jobs a lot easier

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



GobiasIndustries posted:

this seems extremely hosed up, right?

like everything so far it's

1) insanely hosed up
2) a massive self-own on the trumpists (good luck getting a job in a metro area if you voted for trump!!!)
3) never going to be phased in because they self-own themselves hilariously and constantly

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

same

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
And now for something a little different-

https://twitter.com/somecrazyness/status/880268251426631685

:unsmith:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

a sheetz invasion of Philadelphia metro would be nuts

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
i cannot cope with how bad that scarborough music video is visually and aurally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KwLtcOQ9aM

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

GrimGypsy posted:

a ways north of there but I have friends in reading

sheetz vs wawa is basically gang warfare in farm-country-turned-lovely-suburbs; I have seen people have real fights over this

wawa is the old establishment and seems not to even acknowledge sheetz but instead is coasting on brand loyalty and having all the best locations, sheetz understands that 90% of this state is garbage trashland who consider chain restaurants "fancy" so they are gaining momentum fast

Wawa has derringers Sheetz has Uzis with the banana clip. It's not even a question.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/880504172390612994

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

this seems extremely hosed up, right?

lol yea

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

this on the backs of her "the gently caress you doin" face during that meeting when he threatened her

I think there may be a third hard no on health care lol

BRCA turbo-fucks Alaska the hardest

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


daycrew goons really like trying to prove how smart they are with sopping wet, flacid takes

"hey did you know that sometimes progress doesn't happen?"

like whoa dude your blowin my mind here slow down lmao next your gonna tell me that republicans are bad

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

shocker, but history is not a monotonically increasing function of Progress

in fact, it's the complete opposite

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
the First Great Mattering was when Trump duped the media into covering that hotel opening press conference (or whatever it was)

may this be the Second

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


GobiasIndustries posted:

this seems extremely hosed up, right?

the constitution is extremely clear on who does elections so the states can and should say "get hosed"

all of the republican controlled states will happily comply though lol

if they succeed in implementing enough voter suppression and finish removing the illusion of the power a person has in the voting booth then we are going down the dark path that ends in massive bloodshed

:killing:

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




succ posted:

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/880484037860540416

this is insane

cant wait for a searchable database used by employers to deny employment based on voting history

requesting


under what authority delegated thru what power or act

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