MLB gameday week 13: the la dodgers are going to win the stanley cup

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

gently caress

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:25

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:00

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

He was dead meat if Willson held onto that :mad:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:25

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

I love how 1/2 inning is the maximum amount of time the Cubs can hold a lead

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:27

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Wait... so you're telling me the Cubs scored in the first inning, then immediately gave up the early lead by allowing first inning runs of their own?

:thunk:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:27

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

I know how you Cubs fans feel, the Astros barely have the most wins in baseball now

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:30

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

lmao the Cubs are 4 runs away from tying the total amount of first-inning runs they gave up in the entirety of 2016

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:32

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Intruder posted:

I know how you Cubs fans feel, the Astros barely have the most wins in baseball now

Every time the Astros win, Ted Cruz cums into a can of chicken noodle soup.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Poque posted:

Every time the Astros win, Ted Cruz cums into a can of chicken noodle soup.

Same when the Cubs win, but so does his clone

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:33

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I bet Ted Cruz tells everybody he's been a Warriors fan since the 80s

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:35

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

He uses the zodiac sign for "warrior" as proof

yeah I know that doesn't exist

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:38

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Things I've learned this series:

-The Nationals are good.
-The Cubs are bad.
-Really bad.
-Like, really, really bad.
-As in, bad enough that I genuinely think they'd be best served giving up on the season, running out as many young guys as possible to get them AB's & experience, and shopping Arrieta, Davis, and Jay at the deadline to teams that aren't bad.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Cubs are sellers, trade Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo to the Astros immediately

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:40

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Great ballsy baserunning Bregman

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:41

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Poque posted:

Every time the Astros win, Ted Cruz cums into a can of chicken noodle soup.

Chunky

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:43

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Unclutch imo only got one run in

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:46

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Intruder posted:

The Cubs are sellers, trade Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo to the Astros immediately

You had your chance at Bryant. How's Appel working out? :smug:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:48

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Beltran taking hitting advice from Aoki lately

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:49

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Intruder posted:

The Cubs are sellers, trade Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo to the Astros immediately

Yeah I don't think so. You had your chance at Bryant, have fun with Appel.

e;f,b

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:49

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

The Candyman can :toot:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 21:59

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

I know it worked so maybe it's dumb to criticize, but Turner has the base running IQ of a gnat. Why would you risk getting thrown out and ending the inning with a runner on third and Zimmerman coming up?

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:04

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Sydin posted:

Yeah I don't think so. You had your chance at Bryant, have fun with Appel.

e;f,b

Appel is not in the Astros system

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:18

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Intruder posted:

Appel is not in the Astros system

I know he's with the Phillies. :thejoke:

Probably could have phrased it to be funnier :v:

In other news, Cubs have a runner in scoring position with no outs. Let's see how they waste it!

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:24

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Sydin posted:

In other news, Cubs have a runner in scoring position with no outs. Let's see how they waste it!

Strikeout, Flyout, IBB, Strikeout :ms:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:29

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Don't run on Willson you morons*

*Unless you're Trea Turner.**

**Even then, you might get gunned out.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:39

Mike_V: Jul 31, 2004; 3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

goddamn i love watching randal grichuk bat

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:48

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Strikeout, Flyout, IBB, Strikeout

lol

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:56

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The Candyman can

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:58

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Candelario!

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:59

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Sweet homer, Candy. :toot:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 22:59

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

I love healthy Tommy Pham. He's like a rare, line-drive hitting unicorn.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:15

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Grichuk really doesn't want to be sent back down, does he?

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:20

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Sydin posted:

Wait... so you're telling me the Cubs scored in an inning, then immediately gave up the lead by allowing inning runs of their own?

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:20

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Stringbean no not you too :negative:

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:20

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Piscooter continues the hit parade in the 8th.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:21

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ugh, that was such s predictable sequence by Hardee's. He isn't bite on the curve because it was the obvious pitch to throw so he goes right back to a belt high fastball.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:22

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Well that was fast

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:29

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Because of course the bullpen implodes.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:32

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I don't understand this team

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:34

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

this will end well

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:34

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:00

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Sydin posted:

Things I've learned this series:

-The Nationals are good.
-The Cubs are bad.
-Really bad.
-Like, really, really bad.
-As in, bad enough that I genuinely think they'd be best served giving up on the season, running out as many young guys as possible to get them AB's & experience, and shopping Arrieta, Davis, and Jay at the deadline to teams that aren't bad.

# ? Jun 29, 2017 23:35

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