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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Dienes posted:

Didn't he also sleep with some of his slaves?

That, at least, fits with incel values.

Not really, I dont think a black woman can attain over 5-6 on the PLS(?) Scale so they're actually beneath them

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Dienes posted:

Didn't he also sleep with some of his slaves?

That, at least, fits with incel values.

You're thinking of Jefferson. Franklin was an abolitionist as an adult, though as a young man he apparently did own a few slaves. Seems they were dudes though, so he probably didn't bang them.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dienes posted:

Didn't he also sleep with some of his slaves?

That, at least, fits with incel values.

Probably. His horniness was legendary.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Franklin was the anti-incel, in that he wrote about how great it was sleeping with older, frumpy women.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Who What Now posted:

Probably. His horniness was legendary.

I mean he did write Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress

quote:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
"Here sweetie, I got you a basket of complimentary cheeses and sausages and poo poo. Hold it while we bone."

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The original skyrim letsplayer

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I never saw the Skyrim mod that gave ladies tiny upper bodies (to fit in the basket) but I'm sure it exists because god drat do fetishists love modding games

Source: TES series mods and Sims 2/3 mods

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

It took you 3 minutes and 3 posts to find that :smith:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Dienes posted:

Didn't he also sleep with some of his slaves?

That, at least, fits with incel values.

No, not Franklin. Jefferson famously did though.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

bart get out, Im piss

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

It took you 3 minutes and 3 posts to find that :smith:

Like they didn't already have it open in another tab lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

new friend from school posted:

Like they didn't already have it open in another tab lol

:lol: if you're not rocking like 14 VR waifus right now. Seriously, get with the times.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I get my VR waifus to read all the posts to me.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Burt Sexual posted:

It took you 3 minutes and 3 posts to find that :smith:

It's not like porn is hard to find on the internet

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Slugworth posted:

Franklin was the anti-incel, in that he wrote about how great it was sleeping with older, frumpy women.

Probably paid just as much attention to the nasolabial folds too.

Where incels see a 40 year old as a used up whore, Franklin sees a woman who knows what she's doing.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

mojo1701a posted:

I assume it's supposed to be based on Tyrone which is a stereotypical black name. (IIRC it's also Latin for "king" and is Stephen Colbert's middle name).

Err not so much, the Latin for king is 'rex'.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



my name is Oedipus Tyrone now. please call me Oedipus Tyrone

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Tyrannosaurus Tyrone

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.
Tyroneasaurus Sex

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

feedmegin posted:

Err not so much, the Latin for king is 'rex'.

Someone already pointed that out. I thought it was where the word "tyrant" came from.

Still, I'm letting that error stand, as a warning to future generations.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here


It took a man named "enigmatic" to figure this whole thing out!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
One more...

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
So is this whole incel thing about having a small dick? Do these small dick motherfuckers not know about eating pussy?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ElGroucho posted:

So is this whole incel thing about having a small dick? Do these small dick motherfuckers not know about eating pussy?

I think that'd be a little too easy for these guys. Just a small dick? Ha! They are also 4/10's that can't find a looxmax in a world full of Stacies and Chads.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

ElGroucho posted:

So is this whole incel thing about having a small dick? Do these small dick motherfuckers not know about eating pussy?

They're only interested in their own pleasure. It's not really about feeling unable to please a woman, they feel their inadequacy makes them unable to enjoy sex. Put another way, they see their small dick as a barrier between them and their own pleasure not their ability to please a sexual partner.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Literally A Person posted:



It took a man named "enigmatic" to figure this whole thing out!

So close, yet so far. I'd bet dollars to donuts that it should be parsed as "the things about your physical appearance that you are insecure about are valid, and people hate you and avoid you because of them, which causes you to be an incel" :smith:

e: Oh, wait, I didn't see that he was the op just reiterating what he said; I thought you meant he was pointing out that insecurity itself was the problem

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


ElGroucho posted:

So is this whole incel thing about having a small dick? Do these small dick motherfuckers not know about eating pussy?

Pussy's are gross

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Fried Watermelon posted:

Pussy's are gross

plus they've had hundreds of chad wieners in there!

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Fried Watermelon posted:

Pussy's are gross

So are eels but that's never stopped me from going to town on some unagi-don.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I love the idea that the average chad or Stacy had had sex 200 times by age 18

Where did they get 200, the number of condoms in their sister's trash can?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Where did they get 200, the number of condoms in their sister's trash can?

:vince::boom::vince:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

From IOSM

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Fried Watermelon posted:

Pussy's are gross

Dicks are pretty gross too, but that ain't stopping me from putting both of them in my mouth.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Enfys posted:

From IOSM



The solution to all of humanity's problems is gently caress-bots?

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Yeah we'd be on Jupiter now if it weren't for 3D vagina domination

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Literally A Person posted:

The solution to all of humanity's problems is gently caress-bots?

That is the long term goal of android research alright.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

That is the long term goal of android research alright.

All of history, men have worked at creating things that impress women.

Now a few brave souls instead work at creating already-impressed women.

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