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Yeah, you can't actually recreate it at home because they use terrifying pressure fryers. A pressure cooker's ability to gently caress you up combined with the impending trauma of lots of boiling fat.
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Oddly enough, in recent years pressure cookers have kind of fallen out of favor where I live
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Where do you live that people aren't jerking off about the instant pot? v oh Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Jun 29, 2017 19:20
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That was a joke about how someone used a pressure cooker to explode the Boston Marathon a few years ago, but I guess if you don't instantly recognize Touchdown Tom from my av to figure out where I'm from the joke doesn't work very well sorry guys, can't hit em all out of the park
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Anne Whateley posted:Where do you live that people aren't jerking off about the instant pot? I was literally about to mention our Instant Pot. 
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When you work at PornHub you need to worry more about people jerking off IN the instant pot.
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quote:Hi, I've been in therapy for a bit trying to figure out why I'm repulsed by the naked human body. That's my own body and anyone else's body - I feel physical revulsion at nudity. Well, we figured out why and it's disgusting and just further proof of why I don't talk to my family. Read on! gross yeahhhh can't really blame you for carrying some scars from that quote:In D&D's trump threads we talk about Hilary occasionally but I want to get something off my chest. lol this is hilarious I've heard people blame all kinds of poo poo for Clinton's loss other than Clinton; this is the first time I've heard anyone attach enough importance to the young loving turks to blame the election on them I kinda wanna crosspost this to the suck zone now because it's so goddamn funny e: nice meltdown btw
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Swinger parent goon. If your parents were swingers, are you sure your "dad" is really your dad?
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Confront your parents with how they hosed you up, then post about the confrontation.
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VanSandman posted:Confront your parents with how they hosed you up, then post about the confrontation. Don't gently caress your parents
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You guys who got beat up in High School are stupid. There's an easy solution. Most people aren't thugs, most people are just in school to graduate and leave. Thugs are a minority, they're just loud and dangerous. Just form your own group. You don't have to constantly prowl the halls together, just make sure everyone knows people have your back. I was pretty nerdy but I got in real quick with the jocks and popular kids, because I could help them with their remedial math and english classes and they'd have my back no problem. There was some kid from a lovely family whose mom died and dad was an alcoholic, and him and a few other kids used to pick on me. They came after me outside of a coffee house in my town, and out of nowhere a truck full of upper classmen swooped in and beat their asses. Just learn how to make friends you unsocialized goons.
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Hey you know, maybe I was doing one of those observer bias things. When I first moved into a low income, primarily hispanic neighborhood, I got jumped. I blocked a few times, refused to throw a punch (because I knew I would get my skinny rear end beat), then cracked a couple jokes and next thing you know I made a bunch of new friends. Then when I went to visit my dad in an extremely poor, extremely black neighborhood I got jumped, they tried to put me in a Boston Crab, which I'm not even sure is a move that actually works irl, and I twisted out of it so many times they just gave up, and I made a bunch of new friends. But I can understand that this may not be indicative of the average experience. Maybe "I didn't get beat up," is not the best hill to angrily die on
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:You guys who got beat up in High School are stupid. There's an easy solution. I'm sure everyone appreciates this advice 10+ years after it's relevant to them.
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Just bring a gun to school. Problem solved. When that guy starts bothering you, blow his brains out then drink his blood to gain his power Problem solved.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:You guys who got beat up in High School are stupid. There's an easy solution. You forgot to submit your high school fanfiction anonymously
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loquacius posted:My parents were swingers. Those parties were just massive orgies. Still working to remember and cope with everything, but now I'm dealing with poo poo like: sneaking up there and finding a mass of human flesh thriving around, seeing some dude walk around the house dripping with cum, and having to help my parents clean up "cinnamon icing" from the walls. Yet another confession flies too close to the sun.
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anon posted:My wife and I are beginning to disagree on raising our child and I'm not sure how to handle this. I think the issue is how our own childhoods differed. I was bullied a lot in school, had issues getting good grades, and barely made it out of high school alive. While my wife was definitely part of the "cool kids" and had a much easier life. Is it just me or is this the typical "history repeating itself" story - Dad getting bullied and then bullying his own kid without realising it? If you talk about your son like that, even openly saying that he prefers his mom, than you might have to rething your approach in parenting. I say this out of own experience: You don't make your son a hardass by being a dick to him, it only drives him away from you and undermines his self-confidence. If this isn't all fake, anyway.
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Anton Chigurh posted:Yet another confession flies too close to the sun. that confession was dr venture
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Anne Whateley posted:Yeah, you can't actually recreate it at home because they use terrifying pressure fryers. A pressure cooker's ability to gently caress you up combined with the impending trauma of lots of boiling fat. They made home use pressure fryers specifically for this. http://itkculinary.com/illegal-fried-chicken/ You only put oil in the bottom 1/3 so even if the oil foams or spashes it's relatively safe so long as the chicken isn't frozen. I don't know that they were ever super popular but people who own them swear by them. They sell for ~$50 shipped on ebay with mint examples going for up to $150. At current KFC prices that's like 2 buckets worth.
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ANGRYGREEK posted:Is it just me or is this the typical "history repeating itself" story - Dad getting bullied and then bullying his own kid without realising it? If my dad was an insecure awkward weirdo afraid of highschool and trying to home school me, I'd also prefer spending time with my mum. Homeschooling is NEVER a good idea. Not even if you are a certified teacher. Let your kid out into the world to have his own experiences, also nerd is the new cool, so unlike you, he may actually be fine.
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Homeschooling is bad, it socially isolates kids. If you are the only adult in your child's life you are guaranteed to gently caress them up. They will either worship you and become you - (but they won't have your strengths, so they'll be mediocre at things they weirdly insist on doing, and they think all your weaknesses are strengths, so they are *extra bad*at stuff you're bad at, especially wrt social adaption) or they'll hate you and resent you. Either way they're gonna be socially retarded, and probably unable to relate to peers or form normal friendships (people form homeschooling groups to avoid this;they don't work) Pretty much the only people who *benefit* from it are special needs kids (but if you're a checked out parent just send them to school) it's a LOT of loving work. Even "normal" homeschooling parents (non religious, non ideological) check out after a couple years and do the bare minimum but refuse to acknowledge they're loving up their kids. Most parents who homeschool are abusive and have some kind of personality disorder (the one where you have little empathy) and actually strive to raise clones of themselves. It's sometimes used as a cover for pedophiles and cults. Almost all homeschool orgs fit the cult profile. HSLDA especially is horrific. I am *heavily* condensing a lot of information that is commonly available with a few quick googles; would you want to be imprisoned with someone who decided they're the one in a million exception? Source: I am a homeschooling survivor.
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Another big problem is that a lot of parents who homeschool (not all, but quite a few) are hyper-religious whackjobs who are deliberately isolating their children from society. They're the same people who forbid television and the internet because of "Zionist brainwashing" or some other bullshit. So, not only are the kids socially stunted, but they have a horrible warped worldview. So, even if you're a sane parent who homeschools with the best of intentions, the college admissions office will see 'homeschool' on Braiden's application and nope the gently caress out.
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my neighbor the hot homeschooled girl couldn't read a word until she was like 14, like lol how do people not see that and think "that's totally hosed"
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food court bailiff posted:my neighbor the hot homeschooled girl couldn't read a word until she was like 14, like lol how do people not see that and think "that's totally hosed" could she suck a dick though
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 teaching children is best left to the professionals and the majority of people who want to homeschool their kids have bad reasons for it and aren't qualified eitherMy wife's cousin married an ancap and is now a teabagger, and they have an adorable smart daughter who is now 4 and we're seriously worried they're going to homeschool her. Mom hated public school and did not finish college; dad was homeschooled and took like 7 years to finish college. My wife has tried gently suggesting they find a Catholic school or something to put her in instead because that way at least she's being taught by teachers in subjects that aren't "why immigrants are bad", but she has had limited success quote:I keep having bizarre dreams that are showcasing fake future events with family, friends, partners, and even world events. Like I dreamed my mother posted some whiny message on Facebook about how she was suspected for the murder of my younger brother and was being held in jail without bail, which is dumb because I'm not friends with her on Facebook so I wouldn't see that message. Imagine that caliber of stupid boring dream and subsequent realization happening all the time, sometimes multiple times a night. Yeah sorry to break this to you but I think you should talk to a doctor if you're seriously worried and there's a chance it's connected to a head injury. You can schedule whatever you need for your days off because it doesn't seem like this is immediately life-threatening, and honestly if it IS urgent enough that you need to miss work to get it dealt with then you'd better get it dealt with. quote:I live in a house my family inherited from my great-aunt by myself, rent free. In exchange I have to keep it clean and maintain the yard, that kind of stuff. I graduated from college 2 years ago and haven't been able to find a job. If it wasn't for the part about only briefly thinking about trying to get into drug dealing, I'd suspect this was a Breaking Bad reference, since it otherwise lines up with Jesse Pinkman pretty perfectly. Anyway, getting into drug dealing didn't work out very well for Jesse on the whole so I'd suggest you try and find a job. You've sown your wild oats, whatever, gotta grow up sometime.
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Clearly the only solution to money woe goon is to organize a music festival
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I never could watch Breaking Bad; the show was just too real. Stupid looking people doing stupid things. Just get a job goon; poo poo people everywhere are hiring.
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I find it hard to believe someone could blow 30 grand a year or whatever it was on mostly drugs and alcohol unless you're buying only the highest quality stuff. I guess it could be goony hyperbole but still, even at my worst I was spending like 100 dollars a week on mediocre alcohol and that was much more than enough for one person. Anyway yeah get a job, your parents are much more likely to forgive you if you fess up and are on the way to making it right rather than keep trying to hide it. Dream goon, they are just dreams. They mean nothing and nobody cares about them.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Clearly the only solution to money woe goon is to organize a music festival And why would he purposely invite the rock element into his community? I'm sure they have many entertaining troupes. Ice capades, Tiny Toons... But a rock concert? Does he have an occupancy permit?
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re: Homeschooling Chat, I had a huge athsma attack around 5th grade that wound up with me missing half a year's worth of school. That summer I was homeschooled to make up for it, and although my mom meant well, I learned basically gently caress-all during that time. I know Public School isn't the greatest, but it's miles better than a parent with no idea what the gently caress they're doing.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I find it hard to believe someone could blow 30 grand a year or whatever it was on mostly drugs and alcohol unless you're buying only the highest quality stuff. I guess it could be goony hyperbole but still, even at my worst I was spending like 100 dollars a week on mediocre alcohol and that was much more than enough for one person. cocaine is expensive
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I find it hard to believe someone could blow 30 grand a year or whatever it was on mostly drugs and alcohol unless you're buying only the highest quality stuff. I guess it could be goony hyperbole but still, even at my worst I was spending like 100 dollars a week on mediocre alcohol and that was much more than enough for one person. Ummm... what? It would be ridiculously easy to spend 30 grand a year on drugs and alcohol. It probably wouldn't be hard to spend 100k on drugs and alcohol if you didn't have poo poo to do all day besides get high/drunk.
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loquacius posted:If it wasn't for the part about only briefly thinking about trying to get into drug dealing, I'd suspect this was a Breaking Bad reference, since it otherwise lines up with Jesse Pinkman pretty perfectly. or start sowing oats? Fuckin, if it's really that rural...
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RCarr posted:Ummm... what? It would be ridiculously easy to spend 30 grand a year on drugs and alcohol. It probably wouldn't be hard to spend 100k on drugs and alcohol if you didn't have poo poo to do all day besides get high/drunk. I guess the drug part (especially if it's hard drugs) makes it realistic which I'm not familiar with but there's no way you could spend near that much on alcohol alone unless you're exclusively buying 70 dollar/handle stuff every day.
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You can drop hundreds of dollars very quickly if you are going out to a bar/club every night. Not everyone drinks alone.
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RCarr posted:You can drop hundreds of dollars very quickly if you are going out to a bar/club every night. Not everyone drinks alone. Well sure but the way they talk rang more like a "drinking at home in their lonely rural cottage every night" thing than a club type. They even went out of their way to mention they don't live very close to a city so I doubt there is much in the way of nightlife there.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I guess the drug part (especially if it's hard drugs) makes it realistic which I'm not familiar with but there's no way you could spend near that much on alcohol alone unless you're exclusively buying 70 dollar/handle stuff every day. Or going to a bar. That'll run through cash fast, even at a cheap place. EDIT: That'll teach me to refresh the page before posting. vortmax fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jun 30, 2017 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I guess the drug part (especially if it's hard drugs) makes it realistic which I'm not familiar with but there's no way you could spend near that much on alcohol alone unless you're exclusively buying 70 dollar/handle stuff every day. johnny depp spends that much on alcohol in a month
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