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PCOS Bill posted:There's comic books and the cartoons too Ah, yea I guess that's mostly it. I only ever played the first few actual games, and there was almost zero characterization to latch onto whatsoever.
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PCOS Bill posted:There's comic books and the cartoons too My five-year-old likes the cartoon. I guess it's ok, for actual kids.
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There was a lovely Sonic cartoon back in the early 90s which I'm assuming planted the seed for a lot of this horrible crap.
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Basebf555 posted:Also, what's the deal with Sonic being a character that people are somehow sexually attracted to? Is there some history there that I'm not aware of? I mean, he doesn't even speak or have much of a personality that I've seen from the games I've played, but that was like 20 years ago. I think you will find he is one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0
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Bogan King posted:Seeing as we're dropping AUG D&D stories my old DM is currently in prison for raping his daughter. For the most part he was normal enough to hang around but we were all dudes. Turns out he thinks any affection from women is them wanting to bone him which really didn't work out when he and his wife had a daughter. There was a psychology and sociology teacher I hated in high school. He was popular with a few people for being funny, but most of his jokes consisted of insulting and demeaning students in front of the class when they didn't meet his standards. He was also really sexist and incredibly hateful toward his ex-wife, and it was easy for him to go off on tangents about her. He had a really nerdy son as well who was in my grade, and I mean turbo nerd. Nasally voice, curly red hair, glasses, acne, etc. Well, one of my friends and co-workers had the same teacher a few years after I graduated. I learned that not long before the end of the school year, he just stopped showing up to class. After about 3 weeks of rotating substitutes with no explanation, everyone kinda realized he wasn't coming back. The police report redacted the suspect's name, but thankfully one of the victim's friends made a Tumblr post providing information (including text messages he sent admitting to it after the fact) about what happened and Googling his name brought it up. Turns out a few years after graduation, his son tried to drunkenly rape a girl at a party and was too much of a virgin and herself too dry for him to actually get inside. Apparently they were informed of the charges while celebrating his birthday with his family, and the shock was so much that his dad took an early retirement.
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chitoryu12 posted:There was a psychology and sociology teacher I hated in high school. He was popular with a few people for being funny, but most of his jokes consisted of insulting and demeaning students in front of the class when they didn't meet his standards. He was also really sexist and incredibly hateful toward his ex-wife, and it was easy for him to go off on tangents about her. He had a really nerdy son as well who was in my grade, and I mean turbo nerd. Nasally voice, curly red hair, glasses, acne, etc. Huh. At my school the teachers just did the raping themselves.
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oldpainless posted:Is he also wiping his rear end with it? How do you have sex?
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text me a vag pic posted:Best answer I've seen is that the characters have big cartoon eyes and are very expressive, allowing sheltered individuals to clearly read their emotions, which leads to some weird rear end attachments to the characters. The short answer is autism. The sonic franchise was a surprise hit with fundie parents, who viewed it as cute fuzzy critters fighting to remain the way the Almighty made them against an evil scientist attempting to pervert their bodies with technology. I'm guessing the answer is weird homeschool kids latching on to one of the few mainstream things they were allowed to partake in while going through puberty.
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chitoryu12 posted:He had a really nerdy son as well who was in my grade, and I mean turbo nerd. Nasally voice, curly red hair, glasses, acne, etc. So THAT'S what happened to Napolean Dynamite's dad.
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Basebf555 posted:Also, what's the deal with Sonic being a character that people are somehow sexually attracted to? Is there some history there that I'm not aware of? I mean, he doesn't even speak or have much of a personality that I've seen from the games I've played, but that was like 20 years ago. Someone I know that is pretty much normal has a Sonic tattoo so who knows...
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Mock the Cross posted:How do you have sex? I'm voluntary celibate tyvm
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We Know Catheters posted:Someone I know that is pretty much normal has a Sonic tattoo so who knows... Check his freezer for the bodies oldpainless posted:I'm voluntary celibate tyvm more like oldsexless
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Wasn't this guy on an episode of the fplus, I remember them making a few quips about Ja Sonic
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Dreddout posted:more like oldsexless I know I shouldn't encourage you guys, but I love these 
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You know how little girls will have tea parties with stuffed animals? Well maybe the Sonic dude does the same thing, but with chili dogs. "Another chili dog, Sonic?" and then just mashes it into the doll's face like a pie. But really it's more likely he stuffs Sonic into his diaper like some kind of fecal maxi pad.
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well yeah, pelicans are loving gross and don't deserve any better form of employment http://i.imgur.com/obF1wEl.mp4
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 Genuinely not sure if cumrag Sonic or horrible inside out pelican maw is the worst thing I've seen today.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:
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aardwolf posted:The sonic franchise was a surprise hit with fundie parents, who viewed it as cute fuzzy critters fighting to remain the way the Almighty made them against an evil scientist attempting to pervert their bodies with technology. I'm guessing the answer is weird homeschool kids latching on to one of the few mainstream things they were allowed to partake in while going through puberty. I can't tell if this is a joke and that's pretty telling about sonic fans.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:well yeah, pelicans are loving gross and don't deserve any better form of employment Why is it doing that? What purpose does that serve?
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Dreddout posted:Why is it doing that? Yawning is a mystery!
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Dreddout posted:Why is it doing that? You know when you have an itch somewhere that you can't reach and it drives you nuts? Pelicans don't have that problem.
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I tried so hard to find it, but does anyone have the clip where Mulder just walks up on a crime scene and randomly says "WHAAAAHHHHHH", but in a high pitched voice? Edit: Never mind, I found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLLBrh_PeT4
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Boofchicken posted:I tried so hard to find it, but does anyone have the clip where Mulder just walks up on a crime scene and randomly says "WHAAAAHHHHHH", but in a high pitched voice? One of the best episodes.
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Boofchicken posted:I tried so hard to find it, but does anyone have the clip where Mulder just walks up on a crime scene and randomly says "WHAAAAHHHHHH", but in a high pitched voice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY Kevin Sorbo misreads his script, a classic
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cash crab posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY Myth busted it's actually a pop culture reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbQ4wJak_c&t=16s
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:well yeah, pelicans are loving gross and don't deserve any better form of employment It's like the Assassin's Creed bug, only irl. Bird is just flipping normals and reticulating splines.
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text me a vag pic posted:Best answer I've seen is that the characters have big cartoon eyes and are very expressive, allowing sheltered individuals to clearly read their emotions, which leads to some weird rear end attachments to the characters. The short answer is autism. Dude had been drawing those rats fuckin for at least five years at that time. The other art videos all feature the same art. Additionally, I did some googling(literally, just searched Brian swords, York pa) and that dude, Brian Swords of York PA, as repeatedly mentioned in his video, is the guy who edited the videos to feature his own art, posted them under a YouTube channel named after his female rat character, and has only 2 YouTube videos that he's given likes to, a compilation of Alf bloopers, and a clip from the Alf TV movie where Alf is in a strip club.
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Dreddout posted:Why is it doing that? Real answer, they do that same thing when they are "cleaning" out their throat pouch. It gets full of yucky fish water, after all. Gotta dump it somehow.
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Laserjet 4P posted:It's like the Assassin's Creed bug, only irl. Bird is just flipping normals and reticulating splines. Reticulating spines, more like.
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