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Ekster
Jul 18, 2013


hate to say it but mass shootings in the US dont surprise me at all nowadays

my brain just goes "welp thats the way things are"

same with terrorist attacks in western europe

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

the word "piss" is tightly coiled in my forearms and can be blasted at keys at profound speed at any given notice :clint:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
fires on multiple floors of that bronx hospital

wow

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

It's probably just a former employee. Yawn.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

smells what, my finger?

i mean i suppose if thats what floats your boat

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Thom and the Heads posted:

divinity school might as well just be hamburger u lmao

i will gladly tithe you sunday for absolution today

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Weeping Wound posted:

the word "piss" is tightly coiled in my forearms and can be blasted at keys at profound speed at any given notice :clint:

also, actual piss

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
what's the melanin level

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I’d be real pissed if I got shot in the hospital. they suck enough already

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

fires on multiple floors of that bronx hospital

wow

like flame fires not just bullets

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Baloogan posted:

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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jesus Christ, what happened here

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

The Ape of Naples posted:

It's probably just a former employee. Yawn.

thats what the pigs are saiyan

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
guys chill maybe it's like a john q situation and the shooter is the good guy!

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

The Ape of Naples posted:

It's probably just a former employee. Yawn.

correct

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

what's the melanin level

bronx so probably high

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fits my needs posted:

what's the melanin level

my guess is white tbh since he wasn't immediately murdered before entering and time to go to multiple floors

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at baloogan eating 3 simultaneous 3 day probes

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Jesus Christ, what happened here

TRUMP!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Jesus Christ, what happened here

duck got cucked

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

Trumpcare got passed already?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Ape of Naples posted:

It's probably just a former employee. Yawn.

apparently a lotta the time it's the familymember of a dead or dying patient

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

sullat posted:

True, if Zuckerberg had gone to a state school he wouldn't have learned about how people have "friends" and like to "communicate" trivial information with them. And then he couldn't have stolen the idea for Facebook!

Good point, but think of this: the guy who Zuckerberg eventually shoved out and stole half the company from was a Harvard classmate who funded the very first hosting for Facebook. He got the money from trading oil futures. That's not a person that you would see in every college nor is Zuckerberg.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Trumpcare got passed already?

:golfclap:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Jesus Christ, what happened here

he requested it, duh

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


i see the trump voter fraud commission is providing the same level of winning as every other initiative launched by this executive branch

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

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QUUCK QUUCK SEZ THE CUCKY DUCKY

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
The 35-year-old shooter is known to the hospital, police sources said.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

QUUCK QUUCK SEZ THE CUCKY DUCKY

aw cucky ducky quack quack

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Utz posted:

The 35-year-old shooter is known to the hospital, police sources said.

ex-employee maybe?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

apparently a lotta the time it's the familymember of a dead or dying patient

po k no los 2

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
or someone that just got their bill :v:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Gringostar posted:

ex-employee maybe?

almost certainly

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Utz posted:

The 35-year-old shooter is known to the hospital, police sources said.

if there were some sort of control for guns, perhaps there would be less shootings across these united states

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/BryanLowry3/status/880874704659259392

provided without comment

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/880871142235545601

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

boethius posted:

if there were some sort of control for guns, perhaps there would be less shootings across these united states

:thunk:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Utz posted:

The 35-year-old shooter is known to the hospital, police sources said.

Silly lone wolf, you're supposed to go to the vet instead.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/derekwillis/status/880874911484567552

https://twitter.com/BryanLowry3/status/880874704659259392

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Consummate Professional posted:

I’d be real pissed if I got shot in the hospital. they suck enough already

On the other hand the doctors and equipment are already there they can immediately start trying to fix you up.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Ekster posted:

hate to say it but mass shootings in the US dont surprise me at all nowadays

my brain just goes "welp thats the way things are"

same with terrorist attacks in western europe
hospitals can be really friggin dangerous in terms of shooty/stabby shenanigans

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