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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol the kid in that whine video is tiptoeing around “slavery is good” so hard

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Piss is being leaked.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

angerbeet posted:

anonymous sources say yes

Fake pubes! Sad!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



doug-think-big.mp4

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Michael Bayleaf posted:

my mom, grandma, 2 uncles, 2 brothers are all dirty leftists. that's all of my immediate family that I know. Not sure how that happens but it makes family gatherings great

next family meal casually drop "piss tape real" and see where it leads

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
lowtax please close cspam five minutes before piss tape drops tia

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gringostar posted:

i've designed nursing homes for alzheimer patients before

:smithicide: doesn't even begin to cover the stuff you have to incorporate for them because of their condition

like what?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Gringostar posted:

next family meal casually drop "piss tape real" and see where it leads

My dad would probably laugh a lot

Same with my sister's fiancee

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
the only thing my family argues about at family gatherings is who hates trump the most

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I'm telling you it's true guys, my dad works for nintendo and has all the scoops

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Regular Nintendo posted:

lol the kid in that whine video is tiptoeing around “slavery is good” so hard

gdq is always hilarious like this

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Ekster posted:

my baby boomer parents own, sorry to hear about your bad baby boomer parents posters itt

:same:
my mom just joined the DSA
my dad's pretty centrist, but he's started emailing and calling our senators and calling them idiots over healthcare

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rocks posted:

I'm telling you it's true guys, my dad works for nintendo and has all the scoops

my fataher worked for nintendo and was murdered by the guy who invented mario.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

you can't have hallways that end is the big one because they'll walk down a hall until it ends and just stand there

10' high fencing all around because they will climb those fuckers to escape

lots and lots of access security because again they will absolutely escape

it's basically a prison for the people living there

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Orkin Mang posted:

my fataher worked for nintendo and was murdered by the guy who invented mario.

holy poo poo my dad invented mario

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/angelahaggerty/status/880909383668051970

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

i'm one of the good ones, i continue to insist

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Michael Bayleaf posted:

holy poo poo my dad invented mario

we fight

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

The Glumslinger posted:

She looks about as good as my grandmother did at that age, and she lived to be 94

We didn't go up to her and talk with her because we felt it would too stalkery

hmm

looks like we have some waitin to do...

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i'm hungry

hungry for that piss

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i find these stories endlessly funny

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/JenAshleyWright/status/880429917657341952

so many politicians, professors and celebrities are committing mass shootings

who will stop these monsters?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
I uh...

https://twitter.com/DoveMenCare/status/861700167321481217

https://twitter.com/Euro148155565/status/876065178324017152

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


I forgot how good transmetropolitan was goddam

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"I'm one of the good ones, I'm one of the good ones" I say as I am black bagged by ICE in the middle of church services

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gringostar posted:

i've designed nursing homes for alzheimer patients before

:smithicide: doesn't even begin to cover the stuff you have to incorporate for them because of their condition

am i the only one whos actually curious about this? you should do an a/t

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

I'm attempting to jump on your head but my vertical leap is pathetic and I collapse, panting

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
academic elites? lol like who. western culture doesnt have public academics anymore, unless u count chucklefucks like degrasse tyson or lol dawkins (and whatever happened to that guy). and bill nye the science guy doesnt count

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

Piss is being leaked.

Be still my heart

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

That DICK! posted:

i was born there.

same, and I went back there last year, and it sucks rear end.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/JenAshleyWright/status/880429917657341952

so many politicians, professors and celebrities are committing mass shootings

who will stop these monsters?

Lol this is what pol pot said right before he marched everyone with glasses into the killing fields

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Orkin Mang posted:

academic elites? lol like who. western culture doesnt have public academics anymore, unless u count chucklefucks like degrasse tyson or lol dawkins (and whatever happened to that guy). and bill nye the science guy doesnt count

[ivory towerishly] uh, theyre pretty obscure........ i doubt youve heard of them

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

Ramirez said he does not know why he is being targeted for removal from the U.S. The Trump administration has said that it is targeting criminals and those who have already been ordered deported. Ramirez said he falls into neither category.

“Trump said, ‘Let’s keep all the good people here and all the bad people out,’” Ramirez said

“That’s great, but I’m here,” Ramirez said of his detention situation. “If I’m here, anybody can be here. I’m not saying I’m the best person in the world, but I’ve tried to live a good life.”

...

Ramirez believes that going to immigration detention is part of God’s plan for him. He prayed for a way to sort out his immigration status not long before he was arrested by Border Patrol.



:boom:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA


AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:boom:

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/360124399074025474

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol this is what pol pot said right before he marched everyone with glasses into the killing fields

it worked out well too

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
note to self, good forums name: Bella Zug-Zug

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Michael Bayleaf posted:

it worked out well too

Guest houses are going to be soooo cheap here

But you should probably learn to ride a moped without any legs

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
b-b-b-bbut Trump said he was only gonna get the bad guys!!!!



GETTTTTT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKED

drop that motherfucker in the middle of the goddamn mexican desert

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