Best Friends posted:The only thing that can bring down Trump in the next two years is him being too stupid to realize he can issue pardons. Nah that would definitely be an impeachment brought on by light treason.
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Best Friends posted:The only thing that can bring down Trump in the next two years is him being too stupid to realize he can issue pardons. Actually, pardoning his administration/campaign officials would be a kiss of death, since that removes their ability to plead the Fifth Amendment against self-incrimination and forces them to either testify or perjure themselves.
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May 26, 2017 11:51
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The president just had a stoke mid-tweet or someone literally yanked the phone out of his hand. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869766994899468288 "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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May 31, 2017 05:42
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Yesssssssss
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May 31, 2017 06:02
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Saw an AP tweet as well that Trump is asking world leaders to hit him up on his cell vs calling the official line.
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May 31, 2017 06:03
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Trump died on the toilet tonight squeezing one out RIP in piss that's my theory
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May 31, 2017 06:49
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Pence walked in mid-tweet and thumped him in the head with the biggest bible in the library of congress. They're staging the Elvis way out right now.
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May 31, 2017 06:58
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Trump died on the toilet tonight squeezing one out RIP in piss that's my theory I wish we could probate trump from Twitter. Maybe we should buy him an account
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May 31, 2017 07:28
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Christ I hope that's the case. Like, having a stroke is one of my biggest fears and I don't think I'd wish it on anybody but if it has to happen to someone well I guess 
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May 31, 2017 07:55
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Two Finger posted:I wish we could probate trump from Twitter. Maybe we should buy him an account I don't want him to be banned from Twitter. I'm waiting for the day he tweets something truly damaging.
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May 31, 2017 16:02
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tastefully arranged labia posted:I don't want him to be banned from Twitter. I'm waiting for the day he tweets something truly damaging. What would that be? In pretty sure at this point he could get away with " well I am surrendering the USA to Russia"
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May 31, 2017 16:40
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Tweeting classified material. Tweeting anything that directly causes loss of life. Tweeting dick pics.
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May 31, 2017 16:56
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Tweeting classified material. Tweeting anything that directly causes loss of life. Tweeting dick pics. Fox News and the new Republican party will suck it up and defend it.
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May 31, 2017 16:58
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Tweeting classified material. Tweeting anything that directly causes loss of life. Tweeting dick pics. "I'm president I can declassify anything so it's not a problem." HAHA they give zero fucks about people dying who are you kidding? "He's such a manly man alpha leader CEO deal making strong guy, quit being a liberal snowflake complaining about stuff and let the big tough guy fix things" Will it work on everyone? No, but people really need to accept that there is a core of support that will justify anything. loving anything. ANYTHING. Not a majority to be sure, but that core is there.
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May 31, 2017 23:53
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/870004224435924992
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May 31, 2017 23:56
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Devin Nunes Status: Still loving ate up with Trump and/or fully compromised by Russians as well. A number of the house intel committee subpoenas that went out today were related to the unmasking republicans keep crying about regarding Trump's people getting exposed. https://twitter.com/cam_joseph/status/870037221658722306
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Jun 1, 2017 00:25
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Mr. Nice! posted:Devin Nunes Status: Still loving ate up with Trump and/or fully compromised by Russians as well. A number of the house intel committee subpoenas that went out today were related to the unmasking republicans keep crying about regarding Trump's people getting exposed. That sounds shifty and all but what does that actually mean? He signed off on subpoenas improperly?
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Jun 1, 2017 00:40
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It means he issued dumb partisan subpoenas without informing the rest of his committee at the very least
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Jun 1, 2017 00:41
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Pesticide20 posted:It means he issued dumb partisan subpoenas without informing the rest of his committee at the very least This is basically it. It's all just like the cries about finding the "leakers." The unmasking, which as Clapper described thoroughly in multiple committee hearings, is basically a specific request from someone to unredact part of an intelligence report that typically just contains US Person 1, US Person 2, etc. There were multiple legitimate intelligence intercepts of Trump's people talking to monitored ruskies. Certain ones of these were requested to be unmasked by senior Obama officials and were then disseminated along with the rest of the trump/russia intel to make sure that this didn't get completely squashed after the change of office. Any requests regarding unmasking are partisan attacks trying to make it appear like Obama admin was specifically targeting/monitoring trump people. Also god damnit more poo poo like this pops up and I feel like i'm taking crazy pills: https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/870068516615016448
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Jun 1, 2017 01:17
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Good gently caress that hateful little Keebler poo poo elf
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Jun 1, 2017 01:33
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milk milk lemonade posted:Good gently caress that hateful little Keebler poo poo elf I agree, but still loving Sessions, Nunes, Chaffetz, at the very least are all brought down by this bullshit. How many more sitting/former congressmen are loving on the red payroll?
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Jun 1, 2017 01:36
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Crazyland speculation, but if true Trump actually met with loving Kislyak along with Sessions and Kushner: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/did-trump-kushner-sessions-have-undisclosed-meeting-russian-n767096 Granted the usual answer to any headline that asks a yes/no question is always no, but still.
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Jun 1, 2017 17:28
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First thing trump did in office was try to ease all the sanctions on Russia (so he could get his 19 billion of russian oil money) https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-administrations-secret-efforts-ease-russia-sanctions-fell-short-231301145.html
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Jun 2, 2017 01:57
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Posted here first because I don't know if the intercept is legit or not, but they apparently have released some NSA documents that detail out GRU activity to penetrate voting systems and compromise emails of a number of candidates. Straight up state level attacks. It does not say how much of these attacks were successful. https://theintercept.com/2017/06/05/top-secret-nsa-report-details-russian-hacking-effort-days-before-2016-election/
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Mr. Nice! posted:Posted here first because I don't know if the intercept is legit or not, but they apparently have released some NSA documents that detail out GRU activity to penetrate voting systems and compromise emails of a number of candidates. Straight up state level attacks. It does not say how much of these attacks were successful. Conspiracy time: The DEEP STATE wants this info out. Winner is the fall-guy. She gets convicted (confirming the document's authenticity) sentenced to prison and conveniently dies in prison. A week later, she's sitting on a beach in the Mediterranean with a new name, bank account full, sipping drinks with umbrellas. 
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Jun 6, 2017 02:35
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I'm not hip with all the codewords and dog whistling of the kids these days, is DEEP STATE codeword for The Jews™?
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Jun 6, 2017 02:49
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Mike-o posted:I'm not hip with all the codewords and dog whistling of the kids these days, is DEEP STATE codeword for The Jews™? the intelligence community who is run by The Jews™ (obvs)
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Jun 6, 2017 02:52
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I thought it was run by Obama, Soros, Clintons & Co., but my loving god this poo poo moves fast and I rarely pay that much attention to the crazy right.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:59
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The DEEP STATE is pretty much the intelligence community and other parts off the executive branch that more or less operate without direct oversight
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Jun 6, 2017 03:28
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The fun part is the deep state stuff is one of those cases where the more firsthand experience you have with That Type of Work, the less sure you are of whether such a conspiracy is plausible in some wacky way.
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Jun 6, 2017 05:28
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You also have to run "deep state" as it's being used now through bullshit-to-English translation. There is a definition for it but that has as much to do with what Donnie says as my left elbow does with a hundred dollar bill. When Trump says it, it means "anything that stops me from being king of America"
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Mike-o posted:I'm not hip with all the codewords and dog whistling of the kids these days, is DEEP STATE codeword for The Jews™? Pretty much everything that sounds like a conspiratorial codeword means The Jews™.
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Jun 6, 2017 07:01
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The DEEP STATE is a real thing too though on top of being yet another way of saying Jews so
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bird food bathtub posted:You also have to run "deep state" as it's being used now through bullshit-to-English translation. There is a definition for it but that has as much to do with what Donnie says as my left elbow does with a hundred dollar bill. When Trump says it, it means "anything that stops me from being king of America" Very excited to see him spend his second term driving around the WH in a rascal scooter with a wire basket full of big macs and wearing a tie-bib hybrid
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Jun 6, 2017 18:33
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I legit hope the next time he tries to wait for a ride instead of walking with other world leaders they make him ride next to him on a rascal scooter
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Jun 6, 2017 18:54
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Larry Parrish posted:The DEEP STATE is a real thing too though on top of being yet another way of saying Jews so It's a "real" "thing"
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Jun 6, 2017 19:11
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https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/872199867665440769 A "proposal" for the "wall" to have "solar panels" Edit: jfc https://twitter.com/PeterSullivan4/status/872204397190590464 quote:In the meeting at the White House today with Republican Congressional leaders, President Trump spent some time talking up his latest idea for the border wall. According to 3 people with direct knowledge of the meeting, Trump floated the idea that the wall could be covered in solar panels and the electricity generated used to pay for the cost. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jun 6, 2017 |
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Jun 6, 2017 22:19
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He's such a pissbaby bitch lmao
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Jun 8, 2017 15:43
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In 2050, there's going to be some high ranking political leader who says "Thanks to the United States in the first half of the 21st century for showing the world how to make people complicit in their own takeover."
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Trump being president is what will lead us to the events of Decker: Unclassified on adult swim.
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