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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Sure! Pre-mad science Melania was a totally normal looking babe

i mean her weird supermodel poses at all times

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
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Epic High Five posted:

Deer will also wait outside mouse burrows and eat them as they come out

Also deer will scavenge off human bodies left in the woods

i grew up a country boy, and i have seen the horrors of nature firsthand. best thing i ever saw though would be drunk birds.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Yinlock posted:

i mean her weird supermodel poses at all times

Knowing her husband, failing to hold them at all times likely would violate their prenup.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/881141960739893248

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Knowing her husband, failing to hold them at all times likely would violate their prenup.

that's true, though i think she's also just a real weirdo

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

is it possible for melania to take a single picture that doesn't look like photo 1 of a porno shoot

not anymore :(

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu

lol a food crisis is going to wreck britain and america at the same time for the exact same reasons (despising immigrants)

brace yourselves for autumn harvest

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Legislatively loved by the US senate a chuck tingle novel

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu

lol a food crisis is going to wreck britain and america at the same time for the exact same reasons (despising immigrants)

brace yourselves for autumn harvest

sounds like someone doesn't believe in brexit enough

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Not being able to buy strawberries is not a crisis, not being able to buy bourbon is a crisis.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

There's a Madame Tussaud's on the Strip in Vegas with a Trump hand print, I'm 5'9" and my hand was noticeably bigger. Thank your for your time

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu

lol a food crisis is going to wreck britain and america at the same time for the exact same reasons (despising immigrants)

brace yourselves for autumn harvest

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu

lol a food crisis is going to wreck britain and america at the same time for the exact same reasons (despising immigrants)

brace yourselves for autumn harvest
Describe how the hunger times make you feel in 3 emojis or less

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu

lol a food crisis is going to wreck britain and america at the same time for the exact same reasons (despising immigrants)

brace yourselves for autumn harvest

how will the farmers survive the devastation of having to pay workers

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

jBrereton posted:

Describe how the hunger times make you feel in 3 emojis or less

:bahgawd: :dong: :okpos:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



VectorSigma posted:

i grew up a country boy, and i have seen the horrors of nature firsthand. best thing i ever saw though would be drunk birds.

drunk by eating fermenting fruit, or just got into some unattended liquor drunk?


ya it is p great tho haha

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSNfC2EJhU

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


JOBS!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

how will the farmers survive the devastation of having to pay workers
hosed up but at least theoretically true: you have to pay UK wages to labour in the UK regardless of its source.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

jBrereton posted:

hosed up but at least theoretically true: you have to pay UK wages to labour in the UK regardless of its source.

im guessing you don't have to care as much about working conditions though

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/may/21/brexit-coming-food-crisis-seasonal-migrant-labour-eu

lol a food crisis is going to wreck britain and america at the same time for the exact same reasons (despising immigrants)

brace yourselves for autumn harvest

I'm stockpiling pumpkin spice already, and if you haven't been doing so for months than I'm afraid you're going to go without a Starbucks brand pumpkin spice chai latte in 2017.

Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte
So, is Illinois a failed state yet?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Starting an Uber for strawberry pickers. You don't have to pay independent contractors.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

farmers: immigrants are lazy scroungers who are destroying our country, p.s when will the magic crop fairies be by to harvest my crops

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

jBrereton posted:

Describe how the hunger times make you feel in 3 emojis or less

Which emoji says "I want to publish some bogus scientific papers about having developed a method to detect whether an unborn child will grow up to be a homosexual, so I can troll a bunch of dumb conservatives into arguing in favor of 'mandatory gay abortion' and laws discriminating against the rights of gay fetuses" ????

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

im guessing you don't have to care as much about working conditions though
If you're in the UK you're in the UK, labour-wise.

Elephanthead posted:

Starting an Uber for strawberry pickers. You don't have to pay independent contractors.
Uberry, nice.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Valliantstu posted:

So, is Illinois a failed state yet?

was it ever not

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

silentsnack posted:

Which emoji says "I want to publish some bogus scientific papers about having developed a method to detect whether an unborn child will grow up to be a homosexual, so I can troll a bunch of dumb conservatives into arguing in favor of 'mandatory gay abortion' and laws discriminating against the rights of gay fetuses" ????
👹

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

silentsnack posted:

Which emoji says "I want to publish some bogus scientific papers about having developed a method to detect whether an unborn child will grow up to be a homosexual, so I can troll a bunch of dumb conservatives into arguing in favor of 'mandatory gay abortion' and laws discriminating against the rights of gay fetuses" ????

that would be :votegop:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

how will the farmers survive the devastation of having to pay workers

quote:

Kay agrees. “We’ve worked with job centres and with ex-prisoners, but British people don’t want to do these jobs.” Instead, he says, he gets a steady supply of highly educated and motivated eastern Europeans, most of whom have some connection to farming because their families still have smallholdings.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Epic High Five posted:

drunk by eating fermenting fruit, or just got into some unattended liquor drunk?


ya it is p great tho haha

yup, fermented berries. a couple dozen just flopping around and faceplanting when they tried to fly. those fuckers were wasted.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


oh i assumed the problem was the same as the usa/canada

apparently it's an entirely different but equally idiotic problem over there

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

turns out most people don't want to do back breaking work for minimum wage

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

dont worry im sure there will be enough almonds for everyone

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Well bring on the robots.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

anime tupac posted:

Derrida was the best

lmao that quote loving owns beyond owns

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
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Freak Out



wrap it up, canadailures

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Yinlock posted:

how will the farmers survive the devastation of having to pay workers

for emphasis. It's like the whole "there just aren't enough programmers to keep up with demand" headline. The finance sector types just want an excuse to keep wages lower and their wages higher. You have graphs like this, but you never saw a push for more about upper-level finance courses being taught in high school like they're pushing for other sectors that have the greatest demand. It's like how people rail against socialism and wage controls, but these people just want to use immigration levels and co-opting of the education curriculum to indirectly cap and floor wages using supply and demand. Sure, it improves the GDP, but so does cutting taxes to oblivion; what's best for the economy overall isn't what's best for the average worker.



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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
but who will grow the avocados

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jose posted:

turns out most people don't want to do back breaking work for minimum wage

those morons would literally go bankrupt rather than pay their workers a single cent more than they're forced to

captains of industry

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