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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



"I feel so alive with pleasure!"

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
What? No I sell propane. Is a recurring joke where when Hank's identity is remotely challenged he short circuits and instantly explains the only thing he really identifies with, selling propane.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
What would Hank Hill think of your dad? Would he invite him to the alley for a beer?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Bust Rodd posted:

What would Hank Hill think of your dad? Would he invite him to the alley for a beer?

Well, my dad's dead and his ashes have been scattered to the wind as opposed to flushed down Patton's toilet, so...

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Bust Rodd posted:

What would Hank Hill think of your dad? Would he invite him to the alley for a beer?

My dad's a Hispanic Okie natural gas salesmen who loves grilling with charcoal

pretty sure they would attempt to destroy one and other

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Dreddout posted:

My dad's a Hispanic Okie natural gas salesmen who loves grilling with charcoal

pretty sure they would attempt to destroy one and other

Is this really not an episode?

The Bible
May 8, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

Bust Rodd posted:

Is this really not an episode?

It actually is.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i just started a new job and found out my coworker was an animator on king of the hill for the last three seasons and today she told me all sorts of great stories about Toby huss and it's great to know that Artie The Strongest Man In The World is as good if not better irl than he is on my tv


and Britney murphy was apparently very tiny but very polite and always held the elevator door for everyone which is good to know too :angel:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


I love this because hanks sigh and expression was "I know its not there. But I have to look".

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Bust Rodd posted:

What would Hank Hill think of your dad? Would he invite him to the alley for a beer?

My dad always cleans his grill, I can't remember if that's a good or bad thing to Hank.

I do know what Hank would say to the president if he came over for a BBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

My dad always cleans his grill, I can't remember if that's a good or bad thing to Hank.

I do know what Hank would say to the president if he came over for a BBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

Good thing. Hank thinks people don't clean their grills out of laziness.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Well, my dad's dead and his ashes have been scattered to the wind as opposed to flushed down Patton's toilet, so...

dang ol dust in the wind, man, dust in the wind

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
GO SOONERS GO SOONERS GO SOONERS

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

"One, two, three..."

"For the customer!"

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Luanne's Saga is a goddam gym of an episode. Hank's man crush on Wade is priceless

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

facebook jihad posted:

Luanne's Saga is a goddam gym of an episode. Hank's man crush on Wade is priceless

He can run the 40 in less than 5 seconds you know.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



"Meet the greatest collection of soldiers this country has ever known: Stinky, Fatty, Stinky, Brooklyn, Stinky, Brooklyn, Fatty, Fatty, and Doc. Oh, and Irwin Linker."

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

My dad said butane is a bastard gas.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

...and the pitch! posted:

He can run the 40 in less than 5 seconds you know.

Isn't that actually on the slow side for a QB?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Who What Now posted:

Isn't that actually on the slow side for a QB?

On the NFL level yes but it's pretty good for high school.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Mister Grabby Sam would be a good user name.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


facebook jihad posted:

Luanne's Saga is a goddam gym of an episode. Hank's man crush on Wade is priceless

Buckley showing up with chocolates

"Those better not be for Luanne!"

"No, they're for me for later."

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
I like when he gives her a birthday card or something and it says "I was gonna get you something nice but I dont have any money so heres some cd's i dont listen to anymore. Later, Buckley"
The voice acting is perfect

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Bobby: TO THE FLOWERS OF TIME!

Hank: Ugghh...

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Anytime Life in a northern town plays I look for Buckley's angle.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Smiling Mandrill posted:

Anytime Life in a northern town plays I look for Buckley's angle.

He seems a bit obtuse.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Anytime Life in a northern town plays I look for Buckley's angle.
No joke, my mom has this on her iPod and every loving time it plays we just end up talking about King of the Hill and what a good show it was.

Thanks Buckley :)

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

FinalGamer posted:

No joke, my mom has this on her iPod and every loving time it plays we just end up talking about King of the Hill and what a good show it was.

Thanks Buckley :)

"Hey."

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

We don't need Hank. We're two beta males at the top of our game.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Lmao'd irl

Buckley owned

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
And that's what the elves call justice of the unicorn!

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Puh-hehgy Hill.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Frito pie sucks

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

...and the pitch! posted:

Frito pie sucks

How do you feel about Brown Betty?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Smiling Mandrill posted:

How do you feel about Brown Betty?

only if it's made with margarine

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

The White Dragon posted:

only if it's made with margarine

"We use butter in this house!"

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Smiling Mandrill posted:

How do you feel about Brown Betty?

Peggy probably makes a bad one but I have a feeling her brother kills it.

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Where's my lutefisk! I put it right next to the frito pie and the frito pie

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