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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Chokes McGee posted:

slather some bbq sauce on your penis to attract her

not mustard sauce though

I don't have a dog in the fight of vinegar vs. molasses based sauces but one is pretty clearly the superior lube

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
yall are being really mean i was just smokin a joint with my neighbor and he said the CNN LOGO is his uncle and now hes in the hospital :(

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Years from now, when I sit with the tribe's young around a campfire to tell them the story of the days before The Fall, they won't believe a single thing I say.

jeb!

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
hahaha i cant man

2 days til the 4th of july lfmao

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Donald Trump President Man

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

yall are being really mean i was just smokin a joint with my neighbor and he said the CNN LOGO is his uncle and now hes in the hospital :(

RIP your neighbor's uncle :(

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump is reminding more and more of Rob Ford.

This is good. This means the TAPE is real.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

jeb! is still more 2016 than trump somehow, and his new model for 2017 is laughably behind the times

nobody wants a jeb., nobody would ever clap for a jeb.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


The REAL Goobusters posted:

hahaha i cant man

2 days til the 4th of july lfmao

THE TRUMP OF JULY

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Bert Roberge posted:

Holy poo poo now you're obligated to be professional wrestler John Galt.

*leans into mic*

*ragged crippling joint pain breaths*

listen to me mean gene listen to me listen to me now gorilla monsoon for twelve years the fans have been asking: when will john galt stop getting title shots? this is john galt speaking. i am the man who loves his life. i am the man who will never tap out. i am the man who does not sacrifice his gimmicks. i am the man who has deprived you of entertainment and spectacle and thus has destroyed your world and if you wish to know why -- you who are perishing -- you who dread knowledge, i am the man who will tell you AT SUMMERSLAM SUMMERSLAM in the ring. i will put steve austen in The Galt Gulch and make him submit! the bells tied to my shoes will make Sweet Chin Music as i destroy your hero in the most tedious longwinded way possible i will hoist him up into the torture rack and break his back as Atlas Shrugs

steve austen, frothy beer cant melt rearden steel

and thats a fact A = A

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

the tape IS real

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

jeb! is still more 2016 than trump somehow, and his new model for 2017 is laughably behind the times

nobody wants a jeb., nobody would ever clap for a jeb.

Endless clapping!

for TRUMP and PENCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vQXtI9fHw

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Zas posted:

the tape IS real

Yeah

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GobiasIndustries posted:

RIP your neighbor's uncle :(

Kiled By The President On The Fourth Of July Starring Com Truise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIdnJhuiQo8

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zas posted:

the tape IS real

the tape is my friend

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
oh no he presidinnit

oh yes he did!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

people cant ignore iks i think so im trying to be abstemious w the gifs so i dont destroy anyone w limited bandwidth!!!!

if you link the same one over and over and over again itll be cached so theyre good!!! cant miss strategy

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Zas posted:

the tape IS real

I hope it gets releases minutes before trump shakes putins hand

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

The WWE gif is too much. His stupid Twitter has jumped the shark. Only way to redeem it is get impeached or piss tape.

Piss tape it is.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




oh that guy was baloogna?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

At this point Trump could release the piss tape himself on Twitter and actually gain popularity for it. I don't even think the piss tape would matter you guys.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/politico/status/881533774282072065

I love how this is news.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680
in case anybody stil has a brain

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

slather some bbq sauce on your penis to attract her

not mustard sauce though

thats how u get ants

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

At this point Trump could release the piss tape himself on Twitter and actually gain popularity for it. I don't even think the piss tape would matter you guys.

piss tape, but CNN, MSNBC, etc edited over the prostitutes' heads

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
what the gently caress guys

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The WWE gif is too much. His stupid Twitter has jumped the shark. Only way to redeem it is get impeached or piss tape.

Piss tape it is.

trump is going to see how much his chud base froths over the wrestling gif, how defensive liberals and the news folks get, how it distracts from republican death legislature and decides that this was a success. I expect more reddit-4chan level poo poo from his twitter account now and forever


piss tape is real

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/shujaxhaider/status/881545616312193024

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

this is all getting very weird

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i just checked and nowadays it won't let you edit your ignore list unless you're also removing the gif spammer from it as part of the revision

tho you can still add people via their profiles




Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

every pundit/outlet banging the "he's encouraging violence against the media!!" drum is 100% missing the point

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Preemptive loving idiot to whoever wears a suit and cardboard box with CNN on it for haloween

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
This ends with Trump tweeting the piss tape himself, but the bed is edited to be the MSNBC logo.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Montasque posted:

Trump is reminding more and more of Rob Ford.

This is good. This means the TAPE is real.

whats matchbox 20 got to do with it

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

every pundit/outlet is 100% missing the point

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
look, the tweet speaks for itself

i'm not gonna get into the back and forth on it frankly

pressadent tromp is runnin a MODRIN pressadensy an that why he uses social media

he's a MASTER of social media and the american people like it

they by and large frankly LOVE it

so i think his message to the fake news is that he's comin to clothesline ya

next question

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Every day we're getting closer to the point where elected officials go on TV and talk about how its actually cool & good that the president wears diapers and pees & poops his pants

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://twitter.com/mikeflacy/status/881537522953633792

https://twitter.com/mikeflacy/status/881537714947932160

https://twitter.com/mikeflacy/status/881538428285747200

had no idea 7/2 was so important

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/abdbozkurt/status/881489982690611200

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