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End of 2024-25 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Boston Bruins Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Columbus Blue Jackets Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Seth Jones -- Columbus Blue Jackets Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Joonas Korpisalo -- Columbus Blue Jackets William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Joonas Korpisalo -- Columbus Blue Jackets Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Dillon Heatherington -- New York Rangers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Vladimir Tarasenko -- St. Louis Blues Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Jus Poost -- Boston Bruins AHL Awards Calder Cup (AHL's Stanley Cup) St. John's IceCaps Macgregor Kilpatrick Trophy (AHL's President's Trophy) San Jose Barracuda John B. Sollenberger Trophy (Most Regular Season Points) V. Glebov -- Texas Stars Les Cunningham Award (League MVP) V. Glebov -- Texas Stars Willie Marshall Award (Most Regular Season Goals) R. McDonald -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Dudley "Red" Garrett Memorial Award (Rookie of the Year) R. McDonald -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Eddie Shore Award (Best Defenseman) C. Addison -- San Diego Gulls Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender) O. Kuchar -- St. John's IceCaps Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP) O. Kuchar -- St. John's IceCaps Fred T. Hunt Memorial Award (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) J. Robertson -- Chicago Wolves Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement) J. Edwards -- San Antonio Rampage Harry "Hap" Holmes Memorial Award (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) D. Keumper -- San Jose Barracuda Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- Jeremiah ThinkTank COL -- Aunt Jemima CBJ -- Coach Hockles DAL -- Anders Potetson FLA -- Bernie Sanders MIN -- Taro Tsujimoto MIN -- Aejix Dundee MTL -- Cruz McBroozer NJ -- Danny Provolone PHI -- Bubba Biscuits PIT -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III TB -- Yokozuna VAN -- Southie Paux WSH -- Puck Sonette WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen Comments Aydin wins a bunch of trophies, but not the Selke, and instead the Lady Byng... ThinkTank gets traded to a team that ends up winning the Stanley Cup Johns gets traded away from a team that ends up winning the Calder Cup All 3 goalies have the potential to hit free agency, along with some other players http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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the iowa wild did not, in fact, win the calder cup
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 03:38 |
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the Islanders lost to the god drat Panthers this alternate universe is amazing
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 12:47 |
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rangers trade a first for an awful player, quelle surprise. but hey, i'm on the rangers!!
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 16:39 |
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Trade yoko right loving now
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 16:47 |
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I guess I failed at creating a Bozakian mediocrity. Or maybe we can say that if Bozak was really as good as people said he was, then he would have been much better.
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checksin posted:Trade hugh right loving now
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2025 Offseason News Notable Retirements Patrick Kane Steven Stamkos Nicklas Backstrom Jamie Benn Erik Karlsson Max Pacioretty Jordan Eberle Brad Marchand Wayne Simmonds Nick Foligno Gustav Nyquist Kevin Shattenkirk Ryan McDonagh Tyler Myers Jake Muzzin Dimitry Kulikov Ben Bishop Steve Mason Cam Talbot Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/ypNlT -- http://imgur.com/a/IzAAC -- http://imgur.com/a/HssfT -- http://imgur.com/a/vXWnr Transaction News COL -- re-signed Aunt Jemima to a $77.9mil/7yr contract CBJ -- re-signed Coach Hockles to a $20.9mil/3yr contract DAL -- re-signed Anders Potetson to a $4.4mil/2yr contract FLA -- re-signed Bernie Sanders to a $4.1mil/1yr contract MIN -- re-signed Aejix Dundee to a $80mil/8yr contract MTL -- re-signed Cruz McBroozer to a $21.9mil/3yr contract NJ -- re-signed Danny Provolone to a $7.3mil/3yr contract PHI -- re-signed Bubba Biscuits to a $2.5mil/1yr contract PIT -- re-signed Ogie Ogilthorpe III to a $1.8mil/1yr contract TB -- re-signed Yokozuna to a $46.4mil/5yr contract WSH -- re-signed Puck Sonette to a $4.7mil/1yr contract WPG -- re-signed Mulkku Paskiainen to a $9mil/2yr contract ARZ -- signed UFA Southie Paux to a $10.2mil/2yr contract COL -- signed UFA Taro Tsujimoto a $1.6mil/2yr 2-way contract VAN -- signed UFA Jeremiah ThinkTank to a $1.7mil/2yr 2-way contract 2025-26 Opening Night Info ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 3rd SCR Line FWD ARZ -- Scott Johns is a 4th Line FWD BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 2nd Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 1st Line FWD COL -- Taro Tsujimoto is an Other FWD CBJ -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD DAL -- Anders Potetson is a 3rd CHK Line FWD DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke is a Top 4 DEF FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 3rd SCR Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF MIN -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD NSH -- Guy Fieri is a Depth FWD NJ -- Miracle Johnson is a 4th Line FWD NJ -- Danny Provolone is a Top 6 DEF NYI -- Nippon Ichi is a 4th Line FWD NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Ewic Windros is a 3rd SCR Line FWD NYR -- Kaido Hoovelson is a Top 6 DEF PHI -- Stabby McStabson is a Depth FWD PHI -- Bubba Biscuits is a 3rd CHK Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF PIT -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III is a 4th Line FWD SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is an Elite Goalie TOR -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF VAN -- assigned Jeremiah ThinkTank to Utica in the AHL, his role is Other FWD VAN -- Jack Bauer is a 3rd CHK Line FWD WSH -- Puck Sonette is a 3rd CHK Line FWD WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is a Starting Goalie Comments More players are starting to creep into the Top 600 Some guys find a new home in the offseason Only ThinkTank starts the season in the AHL Dundee and Jemima are getting PAIIIIIIIIIDDDDD
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 21:02 |
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on an nhl roster on opening night
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# ? Jul 2, 2017 21:28 |
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miracle man needs more minutes or miracle man want trade
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fits posted:on an nhl roster on opening night Taro and Nippon need to find themselves on the same team at least once before this ends.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 04:29 |
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Puck is a Caps lifer it seems.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 04:41 |
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I am tired of Seth Jones winning my Norris Trophy. I hired American sniper to get rid of him. Not as good as Belarussian sniper, but he will do.
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Hockles posted:COL -- re-signed Aunt Jemima to a $77.9mil/7yr contract Maybe I can buy some tickets to see some playoff games now!
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yellowcar posted:Puck is a Caps lifer it seems. Poost is a Bruins lifer. I hate everything.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 09:03 |
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i think it's great that Thomas spent a full year in the NHL, then the Islanders were like "uhhhh maybe we'll send you down to bridgeport", then they realized how badly they hosed up and immediately won a cup after returning him to the NHLSchlesische posted:Poost is a Bruins lifer. I hate everything. you think that's bad, imagine getting drafted by new york
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Schlesische posted:Poost is a Bruins lifer. I hate everything. At least you've seen success. Nothing's been good since Ovie retired.
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Maybe a change of scenery will do Southie some good and he'll begin playing like an actual power forward. I doubt it. He's a tissue paper soft pile of crap.
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BOSTON KNEW WHAT WAS UP
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 15:43 |
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Glad to see I've improved. What was the OVR jump? It must have been pretty huge
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Glad to see I've improved. What was the OVR jump? It must have been pretty huge Like 4 or 5 IIRC.
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2026 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (3rd selection) *(will not play due to injury) Central - Soup Athanatos (4th selection) Central - Aunt Jemima (5th selection) Central - Aejix Dundee (4th selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (4th selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (5th selection) Atlantic - Gord Murphy (5th selection Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (6th selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas is 2nd in Points, Aydin is 3rd Thomas leads the NHL in Goals, Poost is 2nd, Murphy is 3rd, Athanatos is 4th Gordon is 4thi n +/- Jemima leads the NHL in PIM, Ogilthorpe is 3rd, Biscuits is 4th, O'Bourke is 5th Sonette is 3rd in Hits, Murphy is 5th Comments Same core group of All-Stars... again McPylon and O'Bourke have missed a bunch of games due to injury, and Bortnik looks to as well McStabson has been a healthy scratch all season http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Hockles posted:Sonette is 3rd in Hits the Rage is Real
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:18 |
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so Colorado has two all-stars on our top line but is also second to last in points
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:22 |
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aunt jemima posted:so Colorado has two all-stars on our top line but is also second to last in points The ESPN 30 for 30 will be about how your greed ruined our roster and what could have been a dynasty.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:28 |
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Look if you want to pay the top face-puncher, crotch-sticker, and general shitlord in the league $10M for no less than 7 years it's not his fault for saying yes
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Athanatos posted:The ESPN 30 for 30 will be about how your greed ruined our roster and what could have been a dynasty. The status quo in years' past was: 1) Get a really good player (sometimes a goon) 2) Pay him All The Money 3) Forget about the salary cap 4) Fill the rest of the roster with AHL players because there is no more cap space 5) Finish last because a 95 OVR player cannot carry a team made up of 75 OVR players It's not nearly that bad now, but it's close.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:44 |
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oh no, what happened to my poor sweet bavel?!
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:53 |
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This is the first season since he started playing that Floaty McPylon hasn't been invited to the All-Star game (AHL or NHL), all because the goon d-men are injury prone this season.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 23:55 |
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Gord Gordon with his best season yet so far!
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:02 |
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here lies hoovelson he never scores
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 00:54 |
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loving poo poo scrub rear end tier player go gently caress off and play in the khl
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:00 |
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Goddammit bubbers what the gently caress
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 01:09 |
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turgid tommy really loves burying the puck in the back of the net
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 02:29 |
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I seem to be magic since I'm leading the AHL in PIM while having no time there.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 05:32 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:turgid tommy really loves burying the puck in the back of the net Keep it up because the Best 4th Line In Hockey is having a down year and you need to carry us to another Cup.
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Azure Dementist posted:I seem to be magic since I'm leading the AHL in PIM while having no time there. whoops, that got left over from the c/p of the previous update
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 05:46 |
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Hockles posted:whoops, that got left over from the c/p of the previous update Aw man, I was hoping I was just somehow playing in both. Some sort of quantum effect of sucking.
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# ? Jul 6, 2017 06:00 |
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Trade for Think and win a cup
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Looks like Potetson is taking a Clarkson year. Too bad it isn't a contract year though.
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