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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I don't feel no ways tired of winning.

Or of Ed Balls.

UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 13:47 on Jul 3, 2017

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

So there are plans to turn the American media into soviet-era state-run propaganda outlets. :waycool:

I'd say it goes like this:

a) continue with the whole "migrant crimes list" thing, along with other racist, religious zealotry bullshit
b) no media will report on that except Fox News and Breitbart or some poo poo
c) "since no one is reporting, we'll have to start a youtube channel for that"
d) "a youtube channel isn't enough, let's start a broadcaster for these issues"

there you go

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


it didn't mean to go so close to the island, it was actually aiming for a container ship

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

skaboomizzy posted:

it's gonna own when Trump keeps bragging about the market until one or more bubbles pop and causes like a 12% crash

I hope it's tech again, that was hilarious the first time

me too, rent is way too high in San Francisco

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
*wins againt*

*out of breath puffing*

*vomits blood*

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Tesseraction posted:

President Abu-Bakr al-Big Dummy

Lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Hillary 2020 posted:

If I was Oman I'd be feeling extremely worried right about now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

D1E
Nov 25, 2001



Deck department is doing a poo poo job at maintaining that ship - look at all the running rust! There should be seaman recruits and boatswain's mates hanging over the side chipping and painting her haze gray.

Trump even makes ships rust faster.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

it's gonna own when Trump keeps bragging about the market until one or more bubbles pop and causes like a 12% crash

I hope it's tech again, that was hilarious the first time

It's definitely tech - the venture capital bubble is bound to burst

I actually find it curious and believe it will be studied later how Uber still hasn't gone down in flames - by now you got a company that has multi billion dollar losses every year, no model to actually make money besides stupidly impossible growth with no barriers, the whole human resources side is hosed, legal battles everywhere around the world, and it's still not going down - people keep putting money into it.

After Uber, possibly Tesla, and after that all those would-be unicorns will be gone

In the end you'll probably have the established ones (Google, Apple, Microsoft) laughing at the plebs and buying them for cents on the dollar

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



rust never sleeps

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

trump is eventually going to figure out a lifehack for this, call up Macron while watching fox and friends, and tell him what Steve Doocey is saying

I would watch a tv show of this

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Dems win a majority, the republicans nominate Garland, the Dems approve and cal it a huge victory for the left.

Replacing Kennedy with Garland would be extremely good compared to what we're going to get so good job Dems in this scenario?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol big sloppy blowjob story about teachers with guns on loving npr

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Serf posted:

ain't nobody got the cash or the means to leave. arm yourself instead

Hah! Sucks to be you! I'm already all the way out in ...

*checks scribbles on palm, squints*

The Philippines?!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/881857334145953792

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i have a bad feeling about the sugar industry tbh

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol big sloppy blowjob story about teachers with guns on loving npr

Nice

Polite

Republicans

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol big sloppy blowjob story about teachers with guns on loving npr

Nice Polite Republicans. Modern Democrats. etc.

orange sky
May 7, 2007


that should come right off with piss

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

gradenko_2000 posted:

Nice

Polite

Republicans

Ha I like it

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol big sloppy blowjob story about teachers with guns on loving npr

so do teachers with guns give the sloppy blowjobs or do they receive sloppy blowjobs?

Serf
May 5, 2011


gradenko_2000 posted:

Hah! Sucks to be you! I'm already all the way out in ...

*checks scribbles on palm, squints*

The Philippines?!

the history of filipino-american relations is fascinating but lol nowadays

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


:cheers::confuoot:

orange sky
May 7, 2007


"Stopped to piss on @realdonaldtrump hollywood star. Nothing but lustful death for MY Presiden. #raisedLeft"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spoondick posted:

so do teachers with guns give the sloppy blowjobs or do they receive sloppy blowjobs?
They're using oral sex to defuse potentially deadly situations. It's very inspiring.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

brugroffil posted:

Replacing Kennedy with Garland would be extremely good compared to what we're going to get so good job Dems in this scenario?

No way this happens, we'll sit with an 8 person SCOTUS, with an extremely conservative nominee that dems wont vote for and Trump won't withdraw.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
someone make this the forum title for e/n

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Spoondick posted:

so do teachers with guns give the sloppy blowjobs or do they receive sloppy blowjobs?

I don't know man. Like throw a gun into any of the stories involving a teacher raping/sexually abusing a student and that's the probably end result.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Spoondick posted:

so do teachers with guns give the sloppy blowjobs or do they receive sloppy blowjobs?

Definitely receiving

The only teacher against it was worried about it interfering with hugs lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

orange sky posted:

I'd say it goes like this:

a) continue with the whole "migrant crimes list" thing, along with other racist, religious zealotry bullshit


I lolled how Trump spent money to create a illegal alien crime report hotline for ICE but it got shut down by prank calls.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this one is actually kind of true upon reflection

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


The Nastier Nate posted:

No way this happens, we'll sit with an 8 person SCOTUS, with an extremely conservative nominee that dems wont vote for and Trump won't withdraw.

I know, I'm just trying to understand why this hypothetical is supposed to be bad?

Also lol at the posts a couple of posts later complaining that the Dems didn't blow up the SC filibuster, lern2gov noobs.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

They're using oral sex to defuse potentially deadly situations. It's very inspiring.

sounds like they really needed a breath of fresh air then

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


TRUMP!!!

*click*

:perfect:

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Tesseraction posted:

President Abu-Bakr al-Big Dummy

heh

Zas posted:

the animals are loving dying

heh

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Nastier Nate posted:

No way this happens, we'll sit with an 8 person SCOTUS, with an extremely conservative nominee that dems wont vote for and Trump won't withdraw.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Great, I found out yesterday that I can't eat a hamburger now without feeling like the hamburger dipshit.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

No way this happens, we'll sit with an 8 person SCOTUS, with an extremely conservative nominee that dems wont vote for and Trump won't withdraw.
Dems don't have to vote for it. Whoever Trump names will be the next justice.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



i think thats all the inspirobot i have time for this morning thanks for listening trump thread

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


anyone else getting real bored of trump yet?

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