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Picnic Princess posted:Just eat everything, then you don't have to be so goddamn picky and whiny! 
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"Catte" "Dogge" gently caress off
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The Moon Monster posted:"Catte" "Dogge" Awww, looks like pupper is mad
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Leavemywife posted:Speaking of helmet laws, I cannot tell you how often I see people in street clothes riding a motorcycle. When you get on your bike, you do not dress for the ride; dress for the fall. Yes, this too. People simply do not think things like accidents will happen to them.
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kreyla posted:What is your avatar from? It hypnotizes me. It's from a commercial for the Datsun 280ZX BLACK GOOOOOLD from 1980: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPNxsGUakQ So lavishly appointed there are no options.
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The Moon Monster posted:"Catte" "Dogge" 
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Catberry? More like Catteberry
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Slime posted:Catberry? More like Catteberrrey
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Slime posted:Catberry? More like Catteberry Mods!
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Catberry posted:Moddes! Okay I'll stop now
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Tiggum posted:I can only fit a finite amount of food in my stomach at any one time. i guess you're not American then.
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Parents who are smokers who insist on lighting up when they're around their kids. Do whatever the gently caress you want to yourself, but don't loving smoke around your kids.
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SilentChaz posted:smokers
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SilentChaz posted:Parents who are smokers who insist on lighting up when they're around their kids. Do whatever the gently caress you want to yourself, but don't loving smoke around your kids. One of my exes was so proud of his mom that she switched to Virginia slims (or whatever the lightest girly cigarette is) when she was preagnant with him. Yes she was a horrible hypocritical poo poo of a mother, and one of the ones who come off nice and normal until you see what's behind the facade.
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magikid posted:Well you sure showed him! Uhh, yeah I guess?
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SilentChaz posted:Parents who are smokers who insist on lighting up when they're around their kids. Do whatever the gently caress you want to yourself, but don't loving smoke around your kids. This is one of the things I still foster resentment towards my mom for. My mom's a fairly awesome lady, but she smoked both while pregnant with me and as I was growing up. As a result, my lungs are absolute trash, even after a surgery that was supposed to fix it. I get sick constantly with bronchitus, pneumonia, general chest colds... Also I got bullied constantly as a kid for smelling like cigarettes because she did (and still does) smoke like a chimney.
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when people don't take like 30 seconds to do a thing that would help out everyone mostly, not replacing the loving toilet paper roll, but also not taking out the trash on their way out, not replacing the empty trash with a clean trashbag, or putting their dishes in the sink instead of just leaving them where they lay on one hand it sucks that I'm getting evicted but on the other hand at least I don't gotta deal with this poo poo any more
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This article has some p. funny responses but Myrtle is the best one: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/01/it-has-had-a-real-social-impact-readers-on-the-smoking-ban-ten-years-on quote:Myrtle, 50, Huddersfield: It has ruined my social life Waah, I'm sad because my disgusting addiction stops me having a life, this is everyone else's fault
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Corrode posted:This article has some p. funny responses but Myrtle is the best one: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/01/it-has-had-a-real-social-impact-readers-on-the-smoking-ban-ten-years-on I'm a smoker and everything in that woman's list of problems is just dumb. Also, finding cigarettes with plain packaging isn't loving difficult.
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I live in an old European town right next to an equally old church. I walk past it daily. That loving crooked, upside-down, fake window pisses me off more than I can express in words.
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Dissociative Donut posted:I live in an old European town right next to an equally old church. I walk past it daily. It's probably a shield. Churches fuckin' love shields.  
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Intoluene posted:I'm a smoker and everything in that woman's list of problems is just dumb. Also, finding cigarettes with plain packaging isn't loving difficult. Christ, it is irritating reading that. I smoke the occasional cigar, but even I think the ban is a loving godsend. Not having to go home reeking of stale smoke makes up for any minor inconvenience a thousand-fold.
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Just out of interest how old is that church it looks really new for some reason?
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MisterBibs posted:People linking to a long YouTube video as an answer to a question, without a timecode. Oh man I've done that sometimes because the Internet is hard nowadays
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I've seen enough movies to know that's some Da Vinci National Treasure Code poo poo and you need to destroy that church wall where it's pointing ASAP because there's a clue in there that leads to the Holy Grail.
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Intoluene posted:Also, finding cigarettes with plain packaging isn't loving difficult. It was fun asking my wife how she liked her pack of Gangrenous Toes, though 
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Corrode posted:This article has some p. funny responses but Myrtle is the best one: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/01/it-has-had-a-real-social-impact-readers-on-the-smoking-ban-ten-years-on Ugggh I can smell Myrtle from here
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Corrode posted:Myrtle I can't imagine that kind of cigarette habit, the "I go out for short bursts, as long as I can manage without a cigarette." I smoked for ~10 years and not almost 40, but if I was occupied it was always 2-3hrs between smokes, working as a chef was no smokes during the dinner rush (not like thats a rule it's just impossible), and sure that smoke afterwards was the best one all day, but even with a very real nicotine addiction I didn't really think about it until I was walking outside to my break, there was certainly never a time that I thought about changing careers or altering my life to accommodate more smoking. If I was sitting outside with a beer, sure I'd have them much more frequently, maybe playing video games on the weekend I'd have a smoke every hour, but it sounds like she is lighting a new cigarette off of the last one all day long. That's commitment to loving up your lungs. Even when I was a smoker, stale nicotine smells fuckin gross. My habit came after most bars and restaurants were none smoking( I do remember my parents being asked smoking or non smoking as a kid), but I was always happy to go outside for a cigarette after my meal rather than have the whole place stink and ruin my meal. I can see bars that only do alcohol, no food, be proprietor's choice as far as smoking goes, but any other indoor public place, good riddance. I guess I just can't imagine someone's life revolving around cigarettes like that. To not even be willing to cut back a bit so you can leave the house. To just become a cigarette hermit, smoking your several packs a day alone at home and blaming everyone else.
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om nom nom posted:I can't imagine that kind of cigarette habit, the "I go out for short bursts, as long as I can manage without a cigarette." I smoked for ~10 years and not almost 40, but if I was occupied it was always 2-3hrs between smokes, working as a chef was no smokes during the dinner rush (not like thats a rule it's just impossible), and sure that smoke afterwards was the best one all day, but even with a very real nicotine addiction I didn't really think about it until I was walking outside to my break, there was certainly never a time that I thought about changing careers or altering my life to accommodate more smoking. If I was sitting outside with a beer, sure I'd have them much more frequently, maybe playing video games on the weekend I'd have a smoke every hour, but it sounds like she is lighting a new cigarette off of the last one all day long. That's commitment to loving up your lungs. I used to work with a guy who couldn't take a 30 min car ride without needing to stop after 15 minutes for a smoke. And even then he had a smoke right before stepping in and another smoke stepping out of the car.
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I remember sitting in the kid's seat in the shopping cart at the supermarket, with my mom pushing it and smoking. Unless the carts had built-in ashtrays, I guess she was just ashing on the floor.
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I was so happy when our smoking ban went through, it meant I was able to actually go out with my friends. I've always had problems with asthma and every cold developing into bronchitis so not having to breathe in thick smoke on top of that while wanting a night out with friends was amazing.
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In the great irony of it all. Vaping is gradually becoming banned in work places and other establishments because vapers are taking what little freedom they had too far and becoming a real nuisance. Insisting on repeating the sins of the father.
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Catberry posted:In the great irony of it all. Vaping is gradually becoming banned in work places and other establishments because vapers are taking what little freedom they had too far and becoming a real nuisance. Insisting on repeating the sins of the father. This is so funny to me. I'm a pilot who used to smoke and I loved the idea of people being able to buy an e-cig and harmlessly get a bump of nicotine while on a long flight. Jackasses proceed to make huge clouds for no reason with big unstable batteries, poo poo is now not ok on planes. Thanks, nerds.
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Jippa posted:Just out of interest how old is that church it looks really new for some reason? It's pretty old: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Hans_Church And the Knights Hospitalier part makes it pretty obvious it's a shield. It still pisses me off.
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Anybody who walks in to a store or restaurant a minute before they close and asks "hey are you still open?" is probably a terrible person. I'm willing to excuse "oh gently caress sorry I really need *thing* right now it's all I need I'll buy it and get out of your hair as quickly as I can" but it's very rarely that. Mostly it's "closing time means that if I get there a nanosecond before that then I can take all the time I need." I worked in a restaurant that closed at midnight. It was a constant frustration for people to come in at 11:58 and be all like "hey you're still open, right?" and demand to be served. gently caress you. I hate you. I want to go home but now I have to wait an extra hour to take care of you then clean up the mess you'll invariably leave. Go away.
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I work in a gift shop and we keep a shirt rack outside. I was pulling it through the door after turning the open sign off when a family walked up and squeezed in past the rack. Like, they had to walk sideways. loving assholes. They didn't even buy anything. Just couldn't accept I would dare close when they wanted to gently caress around and make a mess.
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I used to work at a car rental place. One Sunday I got a call from a woman at 1030. She said her car was due back at 1045 but she was about 30 minutes behind. We were open until 2 and we didn't need it back so I said it's fine just have it back by 2 and I won't charge anything extra. 11 went by and noon and 1 and I closed at 2 and left. The next morning the car was left overnight and I charged her for the day. An hour later she calls me in a rage saying she was told she had till 2 to return it at no charge and she was there at 1:50 but we had closed so it's not her fault and shouldn't be charged. I told her I was the guy she talked to, we were open till 2 and we had cameras and she came by at 2:07. This bitch started SCREAMING about her lawyer and a lawsuit and when I asked her why she said she would be back by 11 yesterday morning but somehow showed up minutes after we closed she had a meltdown. Anyways the place didn't have scripts or anything like that so I started laughing which made her angrier and she swore she would be there within an hour but never showed up. Welp bye
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oldpainless posted:I used to work at a car rental place. One Sunday I got a call from a woman at 1030. She said her car was due back at 1045 but she was about 30 minutes behind. We were open until 2 and we didn't need it back so I said it's fine just have it back by 2 and I won't charge anything extra. 11 went by and noon and 1 and I closed at 2 and left. The next morning the car was left overnight and I charged her for the day. An hour later she calls me in a rage saying she was told she had till 2 to return it at no charge and she was there at 1:50 but we had closed so it's not her fault and shouldn't be charged. I told her I was the guy she talked to, we were open till 2 and we had cameras and she came by at 2:07. This bitch started SCREAMING about her lawyer and a lawsuit and when I asked her why she said she would be back by 11 yesterday morning but somehow showed up minutes after we closed she had a meltdown. Anyways the place didn't have scripts or anything like that so I started laughing which made her angrier and she swore she would be there within an hour but never showed up. People like that are accustomed to places that will just give you your way at the slightest hint of displeasure. It's probably the worst part of dealing with the American public; we've trained people to scream, yell, complain, and bitch until they get something free or get to just poo poo all over the rules and the staff. Then they run into a place that won't put up with poo poo like that and are confused. It's where that whole "I want to speak to a manager" stereotype comes from. These are people that will lie their faces off because they know customer service is taught to never, ever question a customer, inconvenience them, or piss them off in any way, even if the employee knows they're in the right and has proof sitting right there in front of them. Nope! The customer is always right and must be pleased at all costs. It warms my cold, stone heart every time a customer gets "lol gently caress you pay up" in a situation like that.
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Rolo posted:This is so funny to me. I'm a pilot who used to smoke and I loved the idea of people being able to buy an e-cig and harmlessly get a bump of nicotine while on a long flight. I saw something like that a few days ago. A guy was launching clouds that were easily a meter long and half a meter wide. Looked like a steam engine.
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