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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


Dude seems like a real nasty piece of poo poo.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Tokamak posted:

Dude seems like a real nasty piece of poo poo.

I'm surprised he's so critical of Star Citizen. Seems like it's right up his alley.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Tokamak posted:

Secretly, Star Citizen's biggest crime is using their enormous artistic resources to produce incredibly uninspired and generic ships and industrial architecture.

This has been my thoughts as well. It's incredibly detailed artwork, but it all looks like it's supposed to be background art for something else. It's not stand out and doesn't look unique. It's like it's all meant to be like that to allow for the hero ship to look unique and cool against a backdrop of more drab stuff.

It's like you'd see all these ships landed at a Star Wars cantina, slightly blurred in the background, with the Millennium Falcon taking center stage.

It's not that it's bad art, it just feels like background art.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Slow_Moe posted:

Whenever the citizens post about Derek, I mentally add "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, " in front of it. Makes it a bit more interesting IMO.

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/28118-star-citizen-bull-filter/code +
JavaScript code:
s = s.replace( /\bDerek\b/gi, "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, Derek");

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

spacetoaster posted:

Yeah, it's covered with stolen stock images. They can't really get out with the whole "It's only concept art" because they sold these.



Ah ha! Forgot about this one. This is Planet British run by Lord British and is designed to maximize the British per-square inch tax relief system. They probably refer to this picture many times to prove how British they are in space.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Virtual Captain posted:

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/28118-star-citizen-bull-filter/code +
JavaScript code:
s = s.replace( /\bDerek\b/gi, "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, Derek");

Thats hilarious! It only lacks definitions for shorter versions of stuff, ie: CR, DS, Citizen = idiot, etc

Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011

Ramadu posted:

get the FAR fan patch. It solves pretty much every performance issue

Wow, that made a huge difference, now I don't have to play at 800x600 res, thanks!



Christ, I felt dirty even looking at that page. :barf:

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Hahaha :five:

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Excellent.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4
lol

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

lmfao when B'Tak just retreats.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

amazing

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

This is a good post

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Gooddddammmn :lol:

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Sunswipe posted:

Wtf is a Jingles, and why would anyone want anything signed by it?

He's a dirty old man whom likes to indulge in questionable "Anime" and young lady's.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Niiiiiice

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Fukkin "TOASTY" :lol:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Just a reminder that this site exists: http://partedveil.com/test4.php

If you're ever interested in seeing what bullshit was being said by whom, and when.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Lmao, top marks for that :dance: :five: :five: :five: :five: :allbuttons: :worship:

And I just noticed the bit with, B'TAK!!! :master:

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jul 3, 2017

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

also that video is great

Torquemada fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jul 3, 2017

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4
lol

Slow_Moe
Feb 18, 2013

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Brilliant.

:gary:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Tippis posted:

Shh! Don't spoil the mythical image of the impotent goon conspiracy that controls all of media, government, and law enforcement and also the internet.

Precisely. You see, those rear end-clowns think that Goons have this grand conspiracy going on, not only to ruin their dreams, but also to "out", "dox", and get them banned. It's hilarious really. #goonfear is real, apparently.


"not watched by any of us". Said the guy posting from the thread about a stream that was watched, documented, and archived. :shrug:

hot balls man no homo posted:

Wait wait wait wait wait... they're actually saying that you will have to pay for ships down the road, not, ya'know, actually earning them in game? They could say that you could earn enough credits to buy everything, or that they would be impossible to attain in game if they were special early adopter perks. But they said you'll potentially have to pay more down the road. I guess a 45 dollar starter package isn't going to cut it?

And it directly contradicts this post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6kodwk/cig_please_dont_become_like_frontierdev/djnkzn3/

About that....

This was croberts in 2013 talking about P2W

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jul 3, 2017

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

:gary::gary::gary::gary::gary:

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

The little pgabz toastie :3:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

Pff. Should have been done more in the style of Final Fight or similar brawler where each enemy pops up a small health bar that keeps flickering back and forth as you hit more of them at once. That way, the names would last longer and wouldn't run out long before the end. :colbert:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Virtual Captain posted:



Buh!? I've not seen this slide before.

Adding to the tracker:
  • 3.0 - Diverse NPC actions
  • 3.0 - Day and night cycles
  • 3.0 - Increased mission complexity
  • 3.0 - Economy driven missions

J.patch is going to be the best :allears:

Was that GamesCom 2016? This was the CitizenCon 2016

http://imgur.com/a/y9NrY

Also, have you seen this one? It's a Goldmine

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Tippis posted:

Pff. Should have been done more in the style of Final Fight or similar brawler where each enemy pops up a small health bar that keeps flickering back and forth as you hit more of them at once. That way, the names would last longer and wouldn't run out long before the end. :colbert:

it's an alpha! i'm sure it'll be fixed in kungsmart 2.0

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Daztek posted:

it's an alpha! i'm sure it'll be fixed in kungsmart 2.0
Also needs a soda machine miniboss.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Tippis posted:

Pff. Should have been done more in the style of Final Fight or similar brawler where each enemy pops up a small health bar that keeps flickering back and forth as you hit more of them at once. That way, the names would last longer and wouldn't run out long before the end. :colbert:

It's pre-alpha!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

CrazyTolradi posted:

For a game that's in space, why does it need a day/night cycle? There's nothing planetside yet to even care about that for, do they mean NPC scripts based around the time?

He's talking about the planet.

spacetoaster posted:

I'm surprised he's so critical of Star Citizen. Seems like it's right up his alley.



Pretty such that's doxing. :colbert:

MODS!!

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

:stonk:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/881898456641654786

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6kml70/a_huge_thank_you_to_everyone_at_foundry_42/

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

:lol: B'tak going to zero health just from a stern look

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

gaming journalism :rolleyes:

why is it all so terrible

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

:eyepop:

can this stuff even be showed in germany

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

:lol: at B'Tak

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Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

gently caress you, I cried laughing.

:five:

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