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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the kick-six might be a more accurate metaphor for 2018

that play was hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8oH8QcYIm8

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

etalian posted:

The NFL play that is most like bad dems is the Mark Sanchez butt fumble

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2014/11/6/7167087/breaking-madden-mark-sanchez

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


man

right down to them obviously choosing the wrong player to stake the game on

Anta
Mar 5, 2007

What a nice day for a gassing

I know almost nothing about American Football, this was a draw/win for the kicking team that they turned into a hilarious loss by trying to run up the score?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Anta posted:

I know almost nothing about American Football, this was a draw/win for the kicking team that they turned into a hilarious loss by trying to run up the score?

it was tied and would have gone into overtime. however with only a second on clock why not try for field goal, what's the worst that could happen?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Anta posted:

I know almost nothing about American Football, this was a draw/win for the kicking team that they turned into a hilarious loss by trying to run up the score?

Yep. It was a super long field goal that would be difficult for even a really good field-goal kicker (something like 50yards), but the kickers longest field goal was 20 yards, and he was 1 for 2 so it was literally a long-shot that back-fired spectacularly.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Anta posted:

I know almost nothing about American Football, this was a draw/win for the kicking team that they turned into a hilarious loss by trying to run up the score?

They stubbornly refused to show the score in the video for some reason, and I don't watch college football so I hadn't heard of the play before watching it, but from what the announcers were saying: sort of, it wasn't running up the score though

It was a tie game that would have gone to overtime if the clock had run out, but it turns out the guy who did the run play managed to stop the clock with time for one more play, so they decided to try to skip overtime by kicking a field goal to win it outright. If they make that very very long kick, they get 3 points and win.

But instead of choosing their regular kicker to make this very long and difficult kick, they picked a backup kicker (?) who hosed it up and kicked it right into the hands of a guy who the other team had put there just in case that exact thing happened, and the way football clocks work, he had one shot to run that ball as far as he could without getting knocked down, and it turns out he ran it all the way and got 6 points for an immediate win.

In this metaphor the field goal kick represents the state of Pennsylvania

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Dem voters want socialism, Dem leadership wants capitalism

Democratic voters are stalwart progressives!

*Progressive candidates lose VA and NJ governor primaries, fail in Georgia, can't pass single payer in Calofirnia

Serf
May 5, 2011


The Nastier Nate posted:

Democratic voters are stalwart progressives!

*Progressive candidates lose VA and NJ governor primaries, fail in Georgia, can't pass single payer in Calofirnia

progressives?

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

Democratic voters are stalwart progressives!

*Progressive candidates lose VA and NJ governor primaries, fail in Georgia, can't pass single payer in Calofirnia

900 seats across all levels of government, loving gone

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the kick six also rules because alabama is the most hated team in the country

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/881918315106635776

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

loquacius posted:

hire 👏 more 👏 women 👏 pedophiles 👏

Are you listening, lowtax?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


gonna laugh that y'all mock all this slacktivism when it legit causes him to have a stress-induced episode that kills him.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Democratic voters are stalwart progressives!

*Progressive candidates lose VA and NJ governor primaries, fail in Georgia, can't pass single payer in Calofirnia

Single payer in California wasn't blocked by voters.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

punk rebel ecks posted:

What would end racism?

Hillary Clinton being elected president.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Hillary Clinton being elected president.

But will it end sexism?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Yea I heard trump was so mad he tweeted about it immediately. Oh wait no he didn't.

Huh, guess this is just another "#resistance" circle-jerk.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



reducing inequality would do a lot to reduce racism because it would remove a lot of economic stressors that trump and the rest of the conservative movement have been cynically redirecting towards immigrants and welfare queens

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Shear Modulus posted:

reducing inequality would do a lot to reduce racism because it would remove a lot of economic stressors that trump and the rest of the conservative movement have been cynically redirecting towards immigrants and welfare queens

But it wouldn't "Solve" Racism, therefore it's not worth it to even try.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

But it wouldn't "Solve" Racism, therefore it's not worth it to even try.

not quite salty enough: it wouldn't "Solve" Racism, therefore if you think it's something we should do I'm going to start Just Asking Questions about whether you might actually be pro-racism

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/881924406443888643

BRYCE!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Hillary Clinton had the perfect plan to solve racism, but no one checked out her web site and now it's lost forever...

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Bernie would have won, but would he have solved racism?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


the coveted fallout narrator guy and dude who got shot by Ed Harris in Enemy at the Gates endosement

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

jk Ron Perlman owns

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

etalian posted:

The NFL play that is most like bad dems is the Mark Sanchez butt fumble

Demographics are destiny

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Single payer in California wasn't blocked by voters.

If any of dems who blocked it lose to a progressive I'll retract my statement.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Suck salt was a product made of salt pressed into a stick, which is licked by the consumer. Amarie enjoyed this, although she characterized it as a "nasty habit". When offered a stick, William T. Riker stated that he "never cared for it". (TNG: "Unification II")

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Squizzle posted:

Suck salt was a product made of salt pressed into a stick, which is licked by the consumer. Amarie enjoyed this, although she characterized it as a "nasty habit". When offered a stick, William T. Riker stated that he "never cared for it". (TNG: "Unification II")

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

How did Thomas Riker maintain that beautiful beard while trapped on that ion storm planet for 10 years

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Yea I heard trump was so mad he tweeted about it immediately. Oh wait no he didn't.

Huh, guess this is just another "#resistance" circle-jerk.

ehhh

the President Bannon stuff got Trump to push Bannon down and out of sight for months and he's had way less influence on Trump compared to the beginning of the presidency

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



wasnt howard dean the one who said the democrats needed to appeal to the dudes in trucks with rebel battle flags on them lmao

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


howard dean making a brave stand against racist white working class:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ldv_KboiJc

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

zegermans posted:

gonna laugh that y'all mock all this slacktivism when it legit causes him to have a stress-induced episode that kills him.

Jon Cooper is a liar though

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

zegermans posted:

gonna laugh that y'all mock all this slacktivism when it legit causes him to have a stress-induced episode that kills him.

You can't kill the undead like that you dummy.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

consumed by normies posted:

wasnt howard dean the one who said the democrats needed to appeal to the dudes in trucks with rebel battle flags on them lmao

it's ok to woo racists by being racists but not by adopting progressive policies

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mister Fister posted:

You can't kill the undead like that you dummy.

wouldn't an aneurysm kill a zombie?

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

This shithead was just on MSNBC saying that the Democrats are going to win in 2020 because there are enough moderate Republicans "who lost respect for Trump" to vote Democrat.

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Rand alPaul posted:

This shithead was just on MSNBC saying that the Democrats are going to win in 2020 because there are enough moderate Republicans "who lost respect for Trump" to vote Democrat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc52FlDAm0

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