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Snak: Oct 10, 2005; I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.; Grimey Drawer

Crow Jane posted:

That was an actual plot point in American Horror Story

That season was so bad. So glad I quit watching that garbage show.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:07

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:22

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

aardwolf posted:

"How did I support myself? Silver, my friend. It knows how to sing in all languages".

This is a mis-link right? Or am I missing a joke

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:08

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Snak posted:

That season was so bad. So glad I quit watching that garbage show.

I really liked Hotel, mainly because there's a ghost threesome set to a Nick Cave song and imo that's must see tv. But yeah, the show's an utter trainwreck that I can't look away from

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:11

Scudworth: Jan 1, 2005; When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.; Dinosaur Gum

Drunk Nerds posted:

This is a mis-link right? Or am I missing a joke

Filter to just the OPs posts and you'll get what eventually becomes a fascinating q+a about the silversmith trade in mexico.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:22

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

TenementFunster posted:

stay gone, you absolute loving weirdo

i found it best to respond to him with "shut up idiot" until he leaves

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:30

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

i found it best to respond to him with "shut up idiot" until he leaves

whom?

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:35

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

maybe we should just let it go.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 19:36

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

i found it best to respond to him with "shut up idiot" until he leaves

I still remember paco saying hostile people like me were why Elsa wouldn't post on gf anymore. And then I felt really good about myself.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:09

FruitNYogurtParfait: Mar 29, 2006; Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

sneakyfrog posted:

maybe we should just let it go.

you're a bad person

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:15

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

I dunno Elsa is funny sometimes I guess.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Crow Jane posted:

That was an actual plot point in American Horror Story

And in the life of Grady Stiles Jr

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:22

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you're a bad person

I strive to maintain my particular brand of poo poo quality.

:frog:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:27

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Improbable Lobster posted:

And in the life of Grady Stiles Jr

Yeah, the show may be pure trash, but their research department is pretty impressive

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:30

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

steinrokkan posted:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:36

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Elsa posted:

Looks like she already is hanging out. :haw:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 20:52

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

weak wrists big dick posted:

I read the Greedo thread posted a page ago and now I want to move to a rural area with an internet connection and raise goats and never talk to women and also post pictures of the goats I'm raising on the internet

You mean like joat mon in TFR?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3384111&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

E: Ha, I just noticed that Harakiri Potter was posting in that thread about goats way back then too.

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Jul 3, 2017

# ? Jul 3, 2017 22:15

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Since it's almost July 4th, would someone mind linking to the GBS thread from when Osama bin Laden got shot?

:911:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:34

Nuns with Guns: Jul 23, 2010; It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Elsa posted:

But this isn't realistically rendered on a nude EVE model.....

# ? Jul 4, 2017 02:44

Scudworth: Jan 1, 2005; When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.; Dinosaur Gum

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Since it's almost July 4th, would someone mind linking to the GBS thread from when Osama bin Laden got shot?

It's not a funny or good thread at all but here ya go - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409064&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

I did find this though :stare:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 04:12

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Scudworth posted:

It's not a funny or good thread at all but here ya go - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409064&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

I did find this though

This stood out:

That whole thread is full of jokes about Trump. It was.. a more innocent time.. :smithicide:

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 04:48 on Jul 4, 2017

# ? Jul 4, 2017 04:28

Kay Kessler: May 9, 2013

Elsa posted:

"Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."

# ? Jul 4, 2017 05:47

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Scudworth posted:

It's not a funny or good thread at all but here ya go - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409064&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

I know but my life is kinda poo poo right now and I wanted to relive that moment on the 4th of July. I also want to watch the Daily Show and Colbert Report episodes from the day after.

People actually tried to white-knight Osama bin Laden's death. :stare:

Also that thread reminded me about a japanese pop icon. Remember a japanese pop icon? That girl sucked poo poo.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 05:56

I Said No: May 21, 2007; jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

People actually tried to white-knight Osama bin Laden's death.

i don't think they want to bang bin laden, dude

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:25

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

I Said No posted:

i don't think they want to bang bin laden, dude

speak for yourself

# ? Jul 4, 2017 08:55

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Tardcore posted:

speak for yourself

We just need 71 more like yourself and bin Laden will be totally set in the afterlife.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 09:04

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Screaming Idiot posted:

We just need 71 more like yourself and bin Laden will be totally set in the afterlife.

drat dude

# ? Jul 4, 2017 09:12

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

A classic example of the fabled :iceburn:

God drat I haven't used that smiley in like a decade

# ? Jul 4, 2017 10:10

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

People actually tried to white-knight Osama bin Laden's death. :stare:

*wacky American spurdo sparde voice* fuggg! beebol are sad at the death of a great figter of truth and justice against American imperialism :D :D :D hamburger :D :D :D fug

# ? Jul 4, 2017 10:30

Nude: Nov 16, 2014; I have no idea what I'm doing.

Antivehicular posted:

My favorite ongoing forums saga is goons eagerly taking any opening to sexually overshare

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:20

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Nude posted:

god bless the E/N edit filter so goddamn hard.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:23

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Nude posted:

You learn something new every day.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:28

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Nude posted:

Please please please tell me this is real, I want to believe so much

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:28

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3386887&pagenumber=590&perpage=40#post454745452

sup fellow amphibianbro?

gentle pete posted:

I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.

The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:33