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Doctor Who loving sucks! (note: Not endorsed by Jersualem.) Yes, it's that time of year again, right after the Doctor Who season ends, when your old pal/guy who's always wrong about DW Toxxupation comes and reviews every single garbage bad stink episode of Series Ten. Like last year, Oxxidation had the good sense to drop out of this nightmare, so I'll be joined by forum mod Jerusalem this time around. Same format as always, however: Jerusalem and I will watch every single episode, write reviews on them, the thread'll call me crazy, there'll be a bunch of arguing. Repeat twelve more times. What the Hell is This: A Newbie's Guide In case you're new and/or just decided to click on this thread in the TV/IV subforum, first off: Get out while you still can. Only death awaits. Secondly, welcome. This is a review thread for the Doctor Who reboot, wherein I, Toxxupation, watch all the episodes of a given season of a given TV show, then write incredibly long, overly verbose reviews of the same. I've done this a couple of times before: you can check out my Last Man Standing review thread (seasons 2 and 3) here. It's goldmined so you should be able to read it regardless. After the LMS thread I was the victim of what can only be adequately described as "a swindle" that got me to review the entirety of the Doctor Who reboot. I did that. You can (and probably should, if you're not familiar with DW) read it here (requires archives). All the straight-up reviews are linked in the first post, so you don't have to read a 377 page thread from end-to-end, because that's insane. Also, fair warning: My first couple seasons of reviews are not great; there's too much emphasis on summarization (something I eliminated from the reviews as they got longer/more analytical), and reading them now the summaries have aged especially poorly. Beyond that, I slowly fell in love with (after virulently hating for like half a decade) Doctor Who over the course of the thread. There's no pretense now; I love Doctor Who, even though and often especially because it's a bad show for idiots, I love writing about Doctor Who, and apparently people love reading my thoughts about Doctor Who, if only to tell me how wrong my opinions are. Last year (2016), I decided to finish what I had started and reviewed the entirety of Series Nine immediately after it finished airing. You can read the thread here (requires archives). The reviews are a lot better, and I'm pretty proud of it, especially the one I wrote about "Heaven Sent". Series Ten of Doctor Who has just finished airing stateside, so Jerusalem and I are gonna review the entirety of the season, starting with the 2016 Christmas special ("The Return of Doctor Mysterio") and through the twelve episodes that make up Series Ten, once a week. My scale is A-B-C-D-F, no pluses or minuses. In between the 2016 thread and now, I found I missed the dynamic that Oxx and I had (and I felt like it made both the reviews and thread itself more interesting when each episode had reviews from two different perspectives), so I asked Jersualem, Guy Who Reviews DW Episodes For Funsies In His Free Time, to join me. Like the cool dude he is, he agreed, so we're going to proceed through this season the same way the old, first thread had: I'm going in blind, Jerusalem has seen the season as a whole, and we'll be writing from those unique perspectives. My reviews will be heavily reactive, focusing on my immediate perspective knowing little-to-nothing about what comes next, and J-ru's will be more long-view, dealing with the overall themes of the season as a whole and his opinions about it. Thread Rules:
Stuff I Was Inadvertently Spoiled On: With that all being said, most of the people who read this thread want to know how much I actually know about a season before I watch it. Because I follow television news really intently, I ended up spoiled as just a matter of course from reading Onion AV Club. For those people, here it is, stuff I already know going into this season (Again, this is stuff I'm saying that still falls under the "no spoiler" rule. Don't confirm, deny, or talk about them, this is just a list):
That's literally all I know. I know nothing about what's in the season, I don't know any twists about any episodes, I don't know who the next Doctor is, I don't know if the next Doctor has been announced. This is the least I've ever known about DW in the past...like...ever? I guess? I mean, I know practically nothing about Series Ten. Update Schedule: Like last year, Jerusalem and I plan on updating once a week, typically Saturdays. We will be reviewing each episode individually (no bunching of two-parters, one episode a week, one review per episode). I'll be posting my review first, then Jerusalem will post his right after. A Note Usually I post a review thread with a review already in the can, but I'm not doing that this time to surface the fact that idonotlikepeas is running the traditional "Doctor Who Guessing Game". Details below. First review will be up this Saturday, July 8, 2017. If you want to know what to expect to calibrate your guesses better, here: Although I disagree this is a weakness due to my ideological view on how episodic works should be appraised, many people find fault with how I'll grade an episode removed from context or expectation. In other, simpler terms, I find that just because something might be or "will be" paid off in the future does not make a "bad" thing that happens now any less bad. By the way I'm "Toxxupation", "Occupation", or "Occ". If you read people referring to one or more of these terms, that's me. Or "Lick! The! Whisk!" I guess. I change my username a lot. Review Archive: 1000, "The Return of Doctor Mysterio" Jerusalem's Review NieR Occomata fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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Episode 0: The Return of Dr. Mysterio Episode 1: The Pilot Episode 2: Smile Episode 3: Thin Ice Episode 4: Knock Knock Episode 5: Oxygen Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Aug 17, 2017 |
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HEAR YE HEAR YE HEAR YE As in the last two threads, it is possible to be rewarded for your ability to psychically predict what Toxx will think about each episode. Or to just guess blindly and hope for the best. The way this works is simple: you send me an e-mail or PM with your guesses as to what letter grade (A-D or F) Toxx will assign each episode, and I score you based on how close you are. The winner will receive universal acclaim from the two or three people who care and an almost meaningless prize from me! Here are the official rules: * The episode list for the purposes of this contest starts with the 2016 Christmas Special ("The Return of Doctor Mysterio") and ends with the last episode of Season Ten ("The Doctor Falls"). * Send your guesses via e-mail to my SA username @gmail.com or via PM on SA itself or via any other means of contact you happen to have for me. The best format is your SA username on the first line and one vote per line thereafter, but I'm not too picky. The subject of every mail or PM should include the phrase "Season Ten Guessing Game" so I can keep track of them. * You can vote on each episode at any point before the review comes out, which means you can watch along with the reviews (or at least a little bit in advance). In other words, you don't have to send me the full list right away, as long as you vote for the episode at some point before it gets reviewed. * One vote per person per episode. You cannot change your votes for any episode once you've sent them to me. So you can vote all at once right at the beginning, or space it out and vote in batches, or vote before each episode, but once I receive your vote for an episode, you can't edit it later. Be sure before you vote! * Each vote has to be a letter grade, A-D or F, no half-step grades or other cutesy stuff. I reserve the right to interpret any such attempts in the worst way and/or make fun of you if you try it. * You get one point for every step by which your grade differs from the one Toxx assigns in either direction. So if he says C and you said B, you get one point, and if he said A and you said F, you get four. The winner is the person with the fewest points at the end. * If you don't get a vote in on any episode, you will automatically get four points for that episode even if that would otherwise be impossible. Obviously, Toxx is under no obligation to inform anyone in advance when he's doing reviews, so it's to your advantage to get your votes in as early as you feel able. This also means that you can enter the contest late, you will just get four points for any episodes already reviewed. Based on past contests, that would not actually eliminate you from contendership, so please do get in even if you're late! * You have to have an SA account to participate and you must provide me with the username of this account. * In the unlikely event that Toxx changes a grade, the final grade will be used and the points will be updated. * Actual time travellers are prohibited from voting. We're on the honor system here, people. Don't ruin it for everyone else. Current Standings: cargohills: 2 jng2058: 2 Llab: 2 all-Rush mixtape: 3 Big Mean Jerk: 3 thrawn527: 3 Blasmeister: 4 The_Doctor: 4 WeirdSandwich: 4 2house2fly: 5 adhuin: 5 Red Metal: 5 Senerio: 5 And More: 6 AndwhatIseeisme: 6 Rochallor: 7 Stabbatical: 7 Wolfechu: 7 bsam: 9 idonotlikepeas fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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Your best bet is to guess the complete opposite of what a normal human being would rate these episodes
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:58 |
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Ok, I'm getting in on the game this year.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 01:06 |
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I'd really recommend waiting for the Christmas special since that's going to be the real finale, but I'm interested to see what you have to say about this run so this is a pleasant surprise
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Oh man, I love this and I am looking forward to it. Occ how do you do Twitter, you seem like you get it and I never have, please do a review of Twitter
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 01:32 |
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Is it already policy of yours to not watch the next time trailers? If not then it really should be. They spoil quite a lot this series.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 01:43 |
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Celery Jello posted:Oh man, I love this and I am looking forward to it. 10 Hate yourself. 20 Hate neoliberals. 30 GOTO 10 cargohills posted:Is it already policy of yours to not watch the next time trailers? If not then it really should be. They spoil quite a lot this series. I don't watch the trailers unless specifically instructed to, no. I also don't watch any extra canon/shorts or whatever unless the thread tells me to.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 02:26 |
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Toot toot once more unto the breach lads
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 02:30 |
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I don't think they've done any shorts since the Matt Smith days. Probably budget cuts
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2house2fly posted:I don't think they've done any shorts since the Matt Smith days. Probably budget cuts They've done a handful (eg The Doctor's Meditation before season 9). There was one done for the first episode of this season that ended up being a reworked version of a scene in the released episode.
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Lick! The! Whisk! posted:I don't watch the trailers unless specifically instructed to, no. In that case I will specifically instruct you right now DO NOT WATCH THE TRAILERS. A lot of stuff gets given away and I'll love to see how you react going in clean.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 02:44 |
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Jumping in on the AVOID THE NEXT EPISODE TRAILERS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT train.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:They've done a handful (eg The Doctor's Meditation before season 9). There was one done for the first episode of this season that ended up being a reworked version of a scene in the released episode. drat it I also forgot about the series 9 prologue which has one of my favourite dialogues in it: OHILA: Will you go? DOCTOR: No. OHILA: Why do you always lie? DOCTOR: Why do you always assume I'm lying? OHILA: It saves time. The truth: will you go? DOCTOR: No. OHILA: When? DOCTOR: Soon. OHILA: Why? Did something happen? DOCTOR: No. OHILA: Was it recent?
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Whoo, we're back! Especially with the season so fresh in my mind, I'm really looking forward to the dual reviews!
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I doubt it would've fit but the title for this thread should've been "Time Lord Forgive Me But I'm Back on my Ol' Bullshit" imo I'm really looking forward to y'all getting back into the quagmire that is Doctor Who.
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2house2fly posted:drat it I also forgot about the series 9 prologue which has one of my favourite dialogues in it: God, it's like reading Beckett.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 09:43 |
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Got my voted in! The ""Next time" trailer was amazing in the middle of the Family of Blood two parter. I don't feel like any others did anything fun and special.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 09:47 |
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Lick! The! Whisk! posted:
Who?
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 09:59 |
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Glad this is back.BSam posted:The ""Next time" trailer was amazing in the middle of the Family of Blood two parter. I don't feel like any others did anything fun and special.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 10:28 |
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edit: learn to read the OP, Doctor.
The_Doctor fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jul 3, 2017 |
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Decided to go for the tried and true guessing game method of grading them according to how much I liked them. By "tried and true" I of course mean that this hasn't worked once and typically leads to me being near the bottom of the leaderboards.
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Vanderdeath posted:I doubt it would've fit but the title for this thread should've been "Time Lord Forgive Me But I'm Back on my Ol' Bullshit" imo God, it should have been.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 15:57 |
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Seven entries in the contest so far; I've been replying to all of them, so if you don't get a mail or PM or whatever back from me, ping me to make sure I got it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 16:58 |
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Toxxupation posted:Still don't insult Rory Williams you horrible fucks Punching Hitlers is so overrated. What has he done for us recently?
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 17:39 |
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I've read a bunch of these reviews before but never posted. After having a read-through of your 2016 one, I'll take a go at the guessing game.
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Entered the contest. It's hard to guess what Toxxupation is going to think about this series, for spoiler-y reasons.
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# ? Jul 3, 2017 21:21 |
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Oh boy, time to be wrong about Occ being wrong about Doctor Who again.
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BSam posted:Got my voted in! I miss the old middle-eight trailers for all of the season 2 to 4 cliffhangers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXlEIUKIszg I really don't like the post-season 5 trailers.
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TinTower posted:I really don't like the post-season 5 trailers. I like the initial series nine trailer a lot more than most of the actual series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB8fh4QUy-A
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 13:26 |
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I'm in the guessing game for the first time, so here's to being completely wrong for the next thirteen weeks
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I've been following this whole ordeal from the beginning, so about 3 years (loving hell) and it's just amazing from start to finish. Watching the journey from quote:I loving hate Doctor Who quote:I love Doctor Who I just have no idea what's going to come next. It could be Love and Monsters, it could be Heaven Sent, there's just know way of knowing. The uncertainty is, for some reason, irresistible, and and now I'm so invested in the character and the mythology that I'm never going to leave. gently caress this show, it's amazing. I'm not even going to try and guess what the grades are, I'm just going to put my own grades in and see how well we match up.
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I did roughly that, with some mild increases or decreases in grade based on feelings from past reviews of similar episodes. I also forgot what my guesses were the instant I sent them, so it'll be fun to see what I'd predicted
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Did Toxx ever get round to watching Adventure in Space and Time, and if so, can someone link me to the review?
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keep punching joe posted:Did Toxx ever get round to watching Adventure in Space and Time, and if so, can someone link me to the review? I believe he has not reviewed it. Most shameful.
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I always thought he should watch it just because he seems to be a fan of TV production in general. The fact that it has any relevance at all to a show still being made that you're watching is simply sweeter.
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# ? Jul 5, 2017 10:54 |
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I always vote with how I personally rated the episodes, so that when Toxx scores it way differently it's not me getting it wrong, it's him.
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keep punching joe posted:Did Toxx ever get round to watching Adventure in Space and Time, and if so, can someone link me to the review? Craptacular! posted:I always thought he should watch it just because he seems to be a fan of TV production in general. The fact that it has any relevance at all to a show still being made that you're watching is simply sweeter.
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Occ's reviews really drives home the "when it's good it's amazing but when its bad, holy poo poo is it bad" aspect of doctor who
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