MERCHANDISE! The poll.

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I would definitely honk.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 21:48

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# ? May 16, 2024 06:13

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

I wonder if, theoretically, lowtax ever makes merch based on the sweet memes of SA that he will credit the original poster in any way. Like, even with an av cert or upgrades or something.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:00

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

i like that posted:

You thought there would be more than posting an OP and loving off for a week+ (possibly forever)? Goons never learn will they smh...

you don't understand, he is REALLY BUSY making his gaming garbage videos for his patreon subscribers

he doesn't always have time to read or respond to or post at all in the feedback thread he posted, explicitly for that purpose.

# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:10

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

i like that posted:

You thought there would be more than posting an OP and loving off for a week+ (possibly forever)? Goons never learn will they smh...

came to ask what's going on in a 13 page thread but welp. Is there even a link to his amazon? [ha no]

# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:19

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

i mean it doesn't matter if lowtax ever responds, this thread is for the ~funy memes~ now

# ? Jul 2, 2017 23:21

The General: Mar 4, 2007

Awful Burbon please.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 00:22

drans: Sep 1, 2016; Ramrod XTreme

Chill Nazi Frog posted:

you don't understand, he is REALLY BUSY making his gaming garbage videos for his patreon subscribers

he doesn't always have time to read or respond to or post at all in the feedback thread he posted, explicitly for that purpose.

The worst part is gaming garbage is realllly bad

# ? Jul 3, 2017 02:08

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Aptly named

# ? Jul 3, 2017 02:16

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

its all nice on rice posted:

A shirt with The Something Awful phrase "The Internet Makes You Stupid" with the "stupid" part on the back.

Would buy this or it all on the back w the grenade on the front center or left chest

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:04

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Maybe we should all have a conference call.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:37

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

drans posted:

The worst part is gaming garbage is realllly bad

Would you say that it's... Something Awful? :downsrim:

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:48

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Lowtax's writing and characters were always good and I wish he could come up with some modern material but alas all he does is make videos and as a speedreader I hate sitting through videos

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:50

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

So Lowtax, if you had a special literary zine I would Patreon for that

# ? Jul 3, 2017 06:52

Peachfart: Jan 21, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

So Lowtax, if you had a special literary zine I would Patreon for that

This was the front page 15 years ago.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:14

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Peachfart posted:

This was the front page 15 years ago.

It was what first brought me to the forums. That and being active on planethalflife

Take that as you will

# ? Jul 3, 2017 07:17

AcidRonin: Apr 2, 2012; iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

Grover construction inc. company polos

# ? Jul 3, 2017 11:32

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

A black shirt with a pair of Goku pants front and center

# ? Jul 3, 2017 18:51

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Actual goku pants in a variety of sizes

# ? Jul 3, 2017 21:18

Spiderjelly: Aug 22, 2006; Sign of evil.

Remember when lowtax opened a something awful office in butt gently caress Missouri and spent his time there high on oxy on the couch? Haha

# ? Jul 3, 2017 22:27

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Novelty candy that gives you the shits

# ? Jul 3, 2017 22:56

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Spiderjelly posted:

Remember when lowtax opened a something awful office in butt gently caress Missouri and spent his time there high on oxy on the couch? Haha

With a wig wearing pedo no less! The only thing that would make it more MO would have been meth and cousin loving.

# ? Jul 3, 2017 22:59

new friend from school: May 19, 2008; by Azathoth

Lowtax posted:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 02:50

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

the get out frog

# ? Jul 4, 2017 07:34

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

King Cubivore reprint.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 09:12

G.I. Jaw: Mar 26, 2003; More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?; Nap Ghost

I have worn out my City Name Sports Team t-shirt and I missed out on the jerseys. I'd buy both in bulk if they came back.

I also really like my Something Awful navy blue pullover hoodies with the grenade/gear logo on the front, and they've also seen better days. I'd definitely buy that again as well.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:25

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would buy a krustyface shirt

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:34

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I'm in for at least 3 of the city name items, most likely hats

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:55

PlaneGuy: Mar 28, 2001; g e r m a n
e n g i n e e r i n g; Yam Slacker

Dog Jones posted:

My gooncon 2k4 shirt is wearing down finally after 13 years of constant wear and tear, stretched and draped over my constantly changing and inflating body shape, so Im gonna be looking to purchase a new one soon.

I think a second run of gooncon 2k4 shirts 13 years after the fact would be a great idea

# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:05