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In lighter news, while thinking about The Fourth I kind-of wondered how you'd say "fireworks" in German, and I said "feuerwerken" out lout (no idea whether that's even close) but the point is I felt really embarrassed because I immediately thought I sounded like a nazi thank god I was alone
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it took me so long to notice the rug moving, I thought the cat had the hiccups, and at first I thought "now it makes sense", but then it didn't make any sense that the cat could spring up like that, cats are magic
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:18 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Valentia is good but Crystal is better Valentina has the perfect thickness and flavor to shake chicken wings/chicken tenders in and Crystal cannot come close to being so useful. Plus it's sort of just yet another vinegar heavy hot sauce
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:18 |
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All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:18 |
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Reality Winner posted:gently caress ya end of the world i need everyone to hold off on Great Depression II / Weimar hyperinflation for a little while longer if that's ok
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:19 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird. 123.45 would have been too obvious I suppose
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:19 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird. Penny stocks are back
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:All stocks appear to be reporting 123.47 so for some it's a huge up and some a huge down. Weird. It's 123.456 rounded lol
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20 |
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Annual Prophet posted:i need everyone to hold off on Great Depression II / Weimar hyperinflation for a little while longer if that's ok no dice
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20 |
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:
underneath the $650000 every value shouldve been "not nearly enough"
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20 |
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Epic High Five posted:TRUMP!!!!! buy buy buy
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:20 |
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It's not all stocks my Smith and Wesson stock hasnt exploded
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21 |
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and that florida man was ((jeb))
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21 |
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galenanorth posted:it took me so long to notice the rug moving, I thought the cat had the hiccups, and at first I thought "now it makes sense", but then it didn't make any sense that the cat could spring up like that, cats are magic the cat is startled by its shadow.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21 |
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:oooh those Wasabi Ginger ones, I remember. I didn't realize they weren't in rotation anymore. Yeah I looked a week or two ago but didn't see them and don't remember seeing them since
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:21 |
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Purchase orders aren't going through
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:22 |
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I hear there's a nationwide Chase outage too. Chase sucks btw all banks suck
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:22 |
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Chunky Salsa posted:
if you can't take the heat (of an existential crisis) stay out of the kitchen
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23 |
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Epic High Five posted:It's 123.456 rounded lol lmao. Man they better be loving glad this happened after market close.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23 |
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Epic High Five posted:Purchase orders aren't going through oh man it should be like when something in a store has the wrong price listed
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23 |
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the russians have hacked the stocks!
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23 |
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Epic High Five posted:TRUMP!!!!! I thought this was fake and had to check What the gently caress happened?
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:23 |
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stock market (computer) crash 2017 owns
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:24 |
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Epic High Five posted:It's 123.456 rounded lol this is undoubtedly cyber cyber something something e:f,b
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:24 |
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Louisgod posted:I thought this was fake and had to check Some code pusher is going to have a hell of a postmortem to write before they get fired. edit: Or alternatively the NYSE backend got 0wned by a high schooler who decided to run UPDATE stocks SET price = '123.4567' on the db.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:24 |
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emfive posted:I hear there's a nationwide Chase outage too. Yeah I was having issues with this earlier today.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25 |
UFOTofuTacoCat posted:Burgin out, burgin out, burgin out you're burgin out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf48aKwxDwI
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25 |
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Chunky Salsa posted:123.45 would have been too obvious I suppose Epic High Five posted:It's 123.456 rounded lol lol goddamn
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25 |
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Louisgod posted:I thought this was fake and had to check somebody outsourced important software to a bad consulting firm on the bright side, the company probably walked away with a poo poo ton of money, but the lowly (bad) coders got none of it so death to capitalism
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:25 |
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Half days outlawed
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:26 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Some code pusher is going to have a hell of a postmortem to write before they get fired. is this system based off a normal computer or is it the root FORTRAN base network because theres like 2 dudes who know how to work on that and lol if you think they'll spend the money to train a replacement
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:26 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:27 |
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emfive posted:somebody outsourced important software to a bad consulting firm NYSE blue team guys couldn't get them to upgrade from xp/ smb1 either that or an email promising HUGE ERECTIONS came in
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:27 |
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Epic High Five posted:Valentina has the perfect thickness and flavor to shake chicken wings/chicken tenders in and Crystal cannot come close to being so useful. Plus it's sort of just yet another vinegar heavy hot sauce Vinegar heavy sauces are perfect for fried seafood, which is also the perfect method of putting hot sauce in your face
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:27 |
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I don't think there's a lot of money-moving or money-tracking code written in FORTRAN. COBOL maybe, and probably some quant stuff is FORTRAN (partially) because lots of big numerics stuff still relies on antique FORTRAN packages (SAS etc) but not counting pennies.
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:28 |
lol jokes on you fools who use banks lets just say that "buttcoins" ain't no joke
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aemridakax
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# ? Jul 4, 2017 01:28 |
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emfive posted:somebody outsourced important software to a bad consulting firm 2017 owns
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